Cameron Frye is awesome. She seriously is. We are like the same person it’s kinda insane. I decided we were the same person when we had a 15 minute discussion about the cult and campy soap on BBC America called Footballers Wive$ and the amazingness that is Tanya Turner.
A few weeks ago we decided there should be a Mustache Monday, celebrating the fabulous facial hair that exists in this world. But who would kick off such a grand and noble project? George Mothereffing Parros. I don’t know of any other mustaches better than his. Maybe we will just quit after this. Because you can’t best perfection. She pulled a ton of pics for this awesomeness.
oh my god he is relentless.
I love Parros because one, he is a Duck. How can you hate on the Ducks? You can’t, they are a charming group. Also, George grows his hair out for Locks of Love. At Ducks games you can buy Parros staches and proceeds go to charity.
According to his wiki page, his father is an executive at Toys R Us. That means he could get me unlimited Super Soakers and Slip n Slides! He attended Princeton and has a degree in economics. This quite literally, makes him a gentleman and a scholar.
Even if you are now a damned, dirty Senator. I still love you Jared Cowen. Though when you are playing against Luke Schenn, it will be really hard to like you even. But look at how happy you are;
Ahwwww. It’s precious. And then I read awesome articles like this and you say stuff like;
“I’ve been in NHL arenas before but this was different because I could play here someday,” he said about his first walk into his future pro hockey home. “Growing up, you’re always curious about what NHL dressing rooms look like. I like the dressing room here a lot. So far, I like everything I see.”
I got bored and decided the best way for all of us to experience the photos of the draft from the media was if they had quotes from Mean Girls written on them. Also, I read wayyyyyy too much ONTD_StarTrek because I took this idea from those GQMFs.
This is me. With the gang from Pension Plan Puppets. Obvs, the Habs fans don’t like us. I screamed and cheered so much I lost my voice. I am still working on recovering. Yes I took Chiefs cheersticks for us. They were essential.
Epic post on the Montreal invasion will be written tomorrow. Complete with tons of pictures and a fun video. And no it’s not the vid podcast because we got jammed up and didn’t record it. Though I did do the Face Off Hockey Show with Scotty Wazz and Company and the esteemed Greg Wyshyski.
In the meanwhile, I need sleep. Effing time zones.
Things that happened last night; Whilst out at a pub with the overlords of Pension Plan Puppets and Wyshynski, I ran into Bill Peters. I said hey and told him how wonderful it was Jared Cowen went that high. I perhaps had too man gin and club sodas when I introduced myself.
Also real posts probably won’t occur until I am back in Spokane. Enjoy the short ones. My google reader has so many items in it.
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critically acclaimed;
"...One of our favorite members of the burgeoning (and seriously underappreciated) ranks of female hockey bloggers." -Greg Wyshynski
other places I write;
[Getting Nifty in the Clutch.] We are kinda like some supergroup. But not like some douchey prog rock alterna supergroup. Though I think now we are on hiatus.
[Puck the Media.] Where I am the Girl Saturday editor. Now on a random schedule in post season.
[Zamboni Harmony] Z Harmory; where hockey fans find love...by answering a survey Lori and I made.
On the docket;
I should have a countdown to Montreal thinger here...
THE NHL DRAFT June 26 and 27. Oh yeah I will be there.
hockey boyfriend power rankings.
1. Dustin Tokarski, I love you even if you are leaving meeeee. 2. Luke Schenn, you should call me babycakes. 3. George Parros and Jonas Hiller, I love you Duckies. It's been real. 4. Sean Avery, buy me pretty things plz? Secret Lovers. Kris Letang, he has a unicorn mane of hair that I want to shampoo.