Visual aides.

Rutherford, pimp extraordinaire.
Another Donaghy fight. Just a memo, don’t ever fuck with the kid who broke his hand in a fight then switched fists in the brawl.
Kelner and Letts on pink ice night.

Gretzky’s a little bitch.

On the 10th I am going to LA for a Canucks game. And sitting in a suite, sweet!

But I am a bit scared of the idea of Kings fans. All I can think of is Sue in Swingers. And him pulling a gun. “This isn’t Boys in the Hood!”

Chocolate rain, y’all

Ok, so hang with me. Just a bitttt hungover. Otherwise I would have posted last night. But I didn’t want to embarrass myself the next morning with drunken blogging. I have been there. The typos ain‘t pretty.So last night completely and utterly ruled. A bit of playing the Tri Cities at home problem may have been solved. First, you rain down four goals in the first period. Second, you destroy the spirit of Tri Cities goalie Chet Pickard. Third, continue to allow David Rutherford to be a p-i-m-p.First period saw goals from Seth Compton, David Rutherford, Chris Bruton and Drayson Bowman. Which saw me gloating and screaming at the Ams fans a few rows in front of me.If you wear a Colton Yellow Horn jersey. Expect shit talking. No one likes that guy. Second period no goals from Spokane but two from the Ams. Whatever, I would just point at the scoreboard. Third period one goal from the Ams and two more from Spokane. Another goal for Rutherford and Mitch Wahl scored an empty netter Chalupa getter goal.The ice was pink and the Chiefs had pink stick tape in support of curing breast cancer. Though I think if the Chiefs were serious they would have the boys in pink jerseys and then auction those off. Because it would rule to have a pink jersey. Even though I hate girlie jerseys. If it’s for a good cause, hells yeah I am in. But if they were to auction them off, do not allow billets or parents of the players to bid. It seems tacky and sucks for fans.

The funny part is how much the Ams out shot us, but we were more successful with our shots.

McCrae is out with the flu. Get better, yo. Campbell’s soup and America’s Next Top Model reruns do wonders for your health.

Pictures to come later.

All hail St. Tokarski.

Download this: Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday Dude, I will never get over this song. Ever.

2 ‘Tips, 1 Chief.

Mmmmm yeah! The sweet taste of losing. Goes great with swallowing glass shards mixed with Drain-o. Chiefs lose 2-1 to Everett. A lone goal by Judd Blackwater in the third. Kyle Beach still lives another day. Grumble grumble. Tri Cities tonight, I feel another loss coming on!

Call me crazy but I think some of the mates were phoning in last nights game. Chris Bruton was inconsistent. David Rutherford sure busted balls, sadly to no avail.  Defense seemed off. Tokarski did a solid job but he can’t carry the team on his own.

Bring your cowbells, kids. It will be a long night.

Neighbors of the North.

Domi sent me the most awesome video ever. Of all time.

I played it like 4 times in a row. Now I am sorta singing it.

Chiefs play Friday and Saturday. Tokarski ought to be in the pipes.

2-1, Spokane

Tyler Johnson ended up being the magnet. The game wasn’t too very eventful. Actually, scratch that. Drayson Bowman fought his younger brother 10 seconds into the third period. Most excellent. Army was in the pipes and held of Kelowna with just one slipping by. David Rutherford had a gorgeous goal in the third. I am pretty sure when he popped it in he said “I am a mothafuckin p-i-m-p.” Drayson Bowman had a goal as well. We shut down Kelowna which was needed. Oh some visual aides lacking lol treatment.

I might caption these. A brief overview, I am made the freaking post was in the way of the Rutherford shot. The Donaghy one is a fight being broken up. And I seem to have caught him in a tender moment. Then Bowman is chilling in the box, probably talking smack to his lil’ bro across the way. And I know is Cow-when. But I like to say Cohen, like The OC. Wow I am dating myself here.

I choose you, Ondrej Roman.

Kelowna tonight. And a player magnet! I almost have the whole set. It’s like Pokemon but a whole lot less embarrassing.

I have no idea what tonight’s magnet it. But Ondrej has a pretty name.

Mobile Bits.

I hear the Chiefs won this evening. And that David Rutherford had two goals. And by heard I mean the boyfriend pulled up the scores on his phone in the car while I was yelling he should pay attention to driving.

Go Chiefs Go.

Detour 2, Electric Boogaloo

I run a few blogs. I hate the word blog actually. But journal sounds odd to me. So, such as, for the children my music site has a bunch of songs in the spirit or not for Valentine’s day. Check it out yo.

Yes, you can call me The HZA. I prefer it.

A detour from regularly scheduled programming.

A bunch of love goes out to the big kids over at Melt Your Face Off for them assisting me with my epic tale of trying to get a Vancouver Canucks jersey. Reasonable Doubt (for a Reasonable Price) did a lot of legwork for me. Placing several angry phone calls and firing off emails where needed.

Read the story here Which now has a happy ending! To apologize Shop NHL sent (overnight!) me a 30 dollar shirt. Then the jersey I ordered from a different company arrived today. So I promptly canceled my still pending Shop NHL order.

God bless us, everyone and whatnot.