i do not advise tapping that.

Apparently according to the nifty features of WordPress, I can track search engine terms and see just how people stumbled into my humble little blogabode. The terms that keep routinely popping up? They relate to either Kyle Beach or Colton Yellow Horn. My two least favorite peeps!

Also today someone wanted to know if Mr. Yellow Horn has a girlfriend. I don’t know who would date that because his name sounds like a venereal disease. And the person who wants to know if he is on the market is probably too young to know about birth control and abstinence. I am a firm believer in Yellow Horn Abstinence education.

If you feel like you need a reason to bash your brains out with a rock, then I suggest reading yesterday’s write up of the Sunday game. The article starts;
“It was never am issue of whether the Spokane Chiefs could respond, it was whether they would.
In front of a Sunday night Arena crowd of 4705 they did.”

Are you kidding me?
I couldn’t bother to read the rest because I was too occupied sputtering and screaming how terrible that opening bit was. OF COURSE THEY WOULD RESPOND. It’s the motherfucking playoffs! After all this the Chiefs were just gonna roll over and let themselves be blocked by Tyson Sexsmith? I am pretty sure if the Chiefs were going to just shit off of Vancouver, a riot would have broken out. Also, it’s not like the Chiefs phoned in Friday’s game. As I have said before, this round is incredibly evenly matched.

So stop writing about the Chiefs like that and go cover a pie eating contest.