So I have been informed that the boys of Melt Your Face Off are doing another liveblog on Tuesday. I highly suggestion getting in on that action. Because last time it was epically hilarious. A myriad of topics were covered, mostly not relating to the game. Assless chaps, MyFreeImplants.com, inflatable bedding, new songs to Rick Roll, Willa Ford’s real name, and the origins of the Doctor Captains are just a sampling of what we covered last time. And we had a lot of time because that was the Stars/Sharks 4 OT nightmare hockey game of gloom and doom from hell. Or something. Was there really even a game? Probably, maybe.

Get in on it. All the cool kids are.

On the topic of the Chiefs. I get a text from a friend saying he saw Jared Cowen and Jace Coyle at the mall. I asked him if he told them nice job or if dudes even do that. He said no. However, “…If it had been Ulmer, we would have invited him to have dinner with us & have a slumber party.”

I would too. Stefan Ulmer’s accent is adorable.