memes!

Pretty sure this should become a reality; Jared Cowen jokes as the new Chuck Norris jokes. Where does this come from? Moose is holding down the fort while Greener writes for Pension Plan Puppets. This is what happens when I open my mouth.

I bring a lot to the table.

it was nice knowing you

Thanks Will.

Hottie Hockey Dreamy Team; the boys who like it rough

Alright ladies, you ready for the next round? You might need some extra time to complete this one, ahem.

dangerous in the pipes, ya heard?

Seriously, I have no idea what I would without my hockey blogging bestie, Jenn. Once again, she comes through for me and hipping me to this delight of a read;

Tokarski, 17, was the key player for the Spokane Chiefs, who won the Memorial Cup a few weeks back. Choose your superlative: Tokarski was spectacular, lights-out, unconscious. It was the most impressive postseason performance by a junior netminder in recent memory, all the more noteworthy given that it’s usually goalies a year or two older who are taking their teams to the Memorial Cup.

The hilarious part after reading the article was Jenn and I attempting to figure out just how tall that other goalie is compared to Dustin. Apparently, we cannot add inches correctly. It took us like 3 attempts. Is the answer 6′7″?

welcome to the family;

Ry Ry the Destroyer decided to join the blogging game. So that makes about two of us writing about the Chiefs. However, Ry is more diverse and worldly than I and branching out to cover movies and music. And let me tell you, homeboy has a fierce DVD collection. Think of your proudest moment in life. You got it? Ok, Ry’s movie collection will kill that. But it’s too awesome to hold against him.

playing for keeps;

Today is the THE day for my pretty pretty goalie. And some other Chiefs as well, including the one with the Jim Halpert hair, Tyler Johnson. Here’s hoping the right team recognizes the gem that is Dustin Tokarski and they snatch him up quick. I will be busy cursing at how fast that Kyle Beach will inevitably go.

And of course there will be liveblog action with the MYFOs.

I hear/keeping reading about all the hockey blogger draft party meet ups. I feel like I should be a one since I do write about a slice of the WHL. You know, those Spokane Chiefs. They won that Memorial Cup…

Just know kids, if I were rolling twenties, I would be there with you. Send my best to everyone.

Hey, people looking up Kyle Beach? I suggest you leave my page now. I don’t really have anything nice to say about him. You can dig and dig through my posts. But all you will find is that I reallllllly can’t stand the kid. Oh and there was that time Chris Bruton delivered the most glorious knockout punch on Beach. That was my hockey Christmas.

EDIT: Congratulations to Dustin Tokarski for being picked by the Tampa Bay Lightning. They have Stamkos and Barry Melrose for a coach. Dustin, that’s what we like to call a win. Mitch Wahl, you are gonna do the Flames proud. Jared Spurgeon, the Islanders choose you. Because your hair is magnificent.

oh wassup, baby.

So, who has been reading my thoughts? Well, I thank you good sir. For snapping this amazing picture.

Sean, can I do my laundry on your abs? And if you really wrote this about your Vogue experience, I am impressed.

Now would be a good time for my peeps to revisit Cock Knockers Inc. volume 1 and volume 2. The third installment is in the works.

Thanks to Jenn for sending me the links. And brightening my Monday.

Hottie Hockey Dreamy Team: Hotties in the Pipes

Alright, after the jump peep the first round of goalies and place your votes accordingly.

this one is for the ladies…

Get ready, girls. Jenn and I have something that might interest you. Expect the brackets for Hotties in the Pipes to go up in the next few days.

Tell all your friends. We are going to need lots of votes. Tell everyone to link this too please. Bug Wysh at Puck Daddy. Inform the MYFO gents, they probably owe us dames something. Slide the He Score He Shoot boyos the link. Tell the Kurtenbloggers.

Thanks biatch!
Wrap

PS; I sooooo made that logo. I only mildly suck at Photoshop.

OVIE TIME!

Reasonable Doubt was kind enough to slide me this link today. I give you, the Alexander Ovechkin clothing line!

Naturally, I want some of the stuff in the collection. No joke. It’s baller status, y’all!

CORRECTION: MNHLE sent the link to RD who then forwarded it to me acting like he found it.