is Wrap Around Curl gonna have to choke a bitch?

Kids, please leave. I am going to use some coarse language not for your delicate little ears. Here, go play Mario Kart on my DS while I talk to the big kids, ok? Fine, you can take my iPod too. No listening to Wu Tang, k? Alright so…

The ever so lovely Jenn sends me THIS LINK today. No really, you need to read it first. It will only take you a second. You might want a towel, you may start foaming at the mouth.

What in the fuck? Are you kidding me? I have no idea what the problem is. I know I am biased, but seriously? First there were the goalie rankings that put Dustin Tokarski at number nine and I think he should have been a bitttt higher on the list. Like top five.

Then, don’t even get me started on the bumbling of names during the Memorial Cup. But I let that bit slide since he was named the Memorial Cup MVP. Oh but when they interviewed him they put his name as “Tolarski.” Maybe excusable since K and L are friendlets on a keyboard. But y’all didn’t write or say his name enough during the Mem Cup madness?

Why does my boy get no love? I think he has just started to prove what he can do.

There was that one time he stopped 53 shots on goal against Kitchener to basically pave the way for the Chiefs to snag the defective Memorial Cup replica that explodes on contact and also snagging the MVP trophy for himself.

There was that time he allowed zero goals in 186 minutes and 15 seconds of play.

There was also the fact he had six (6) shutouts in the regular season.

There the fact he was routinely in the upper class in saves percentage and goals against. Often even besting Chet Pickard whom this alleged scout loves.

But he also loves Kyle Beach. And we all know Kyle Beach is top of the cock sucker list. So, take that as you will. So, just how do I feel about this junk slut who wrote this? Pretty much like this Penny Arcade strip:

Mediocre quickness? Please. Homeboy is part-Jedi!
Sloppy? He is ridiculously OCD. I have detailed his habits before.
Problem player? Uh…have you met any of the goaltenders for the Winterhawks?

Considering Tokarski did not have the luxury of being the underling to Carey Price, I still think he has been solid and reliable. Granted he is not without flaw and he has room to grow. Given that seven teams passed over him before landing with the Chiefs, I think he has shown he wants a place to play and will work to stay in the pipes.

So what the fuck, mate? I am not the only one who believe in the adage that Tokarski Saves. Someone else does too. They bought a shirt.

You just pissed off a lot of people. Who may or may not come after you with torches and pitchforks. Or kick it old school, like heads on sticks, quartering in public squares. There could be a mafia on the way to leave a horse head where you sleep. I am not sayin’, I am just sayin’. I could cut you.

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