Alright, after the jump peep the first round of goalies and place your votes accordingly.
Mmmmmm. Netminders……
Ok so Jenn and I did our best to evenly match the boys since this is a contest of superficiality and not skill necessarily. If we missed someone tell us. But our picks will stand. It will be a bracketed format until we have one supremely foxy goaltender. Your vote format should just list the letter for each pair you’d like. List your vote IN CAPS PLEASE. You cannot skip a pairing. You must pick one. Then you are free to comment and argue. Voting will close one week from today. Then we will post the next position and you vote on them and the goalies still standing. Savvy?
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46 responses so far ↓
Q-girl // June 13, 2008 at 7:44 pm
Ow, my brain. This is hard.
B
C
F
H
Do I get my goalie prize now?
When you show them drinking water with their helmets up it tips the scale in that goalie’s favor. However, I think I have a lifting the mask and drinking water fetish. Perhaps I should have googled Kipper until I found a pic of him consuming (as opposed to expelling), to even the odds.
I want to eat Carey Price’s forearms. All that would be left would be bones and sweatbands.
If it was skillz Ricky would win hands down. Watching him play the puck turns my ovaries to mush. However, this is not skillz is it…and although Jose has Hilton-Herp, he looks like a pixie and pixie’s always win. Just ask P-O Pelletier.
loser domi // June 13, 2008 at 10:53 pm
A
C
F
G
(sorry, but I had a prof who looked almost exactly like Luongo, so the idea of select my intro to pych prof for something like this kinda creeps me out. Plus I could steal Tosk’s Mickey mouse shirt
)
wraparoundcurl // June 13, 2008 at 10:58 pm
It’s ok Domi, Luongo has some tough competition.
danielleia // June 14, 2008 at 12:19 am
B
C
F
G
My day just got better!
"dave schultz" // June 14, 2008 at 12:31 am
B
C!!!!!!!!!!!!! For real, ladies. It’s Carey Mother Fucking Price.
F
G
wraparoundcurl // June 14, 2008 at 12:36 am
Psssst, Dani! You can vote twice. Head over to Jenn’s page.
Andrea K. // June 14, 2008 at 1:35 am
B
C
E
G
It’a all about Dipietro!!
nabokovfan4ever // June 14, 2008 at 6:09 am
B
D
F
G
if we’re judging solely on looks.
taryn // June 14, 2008 at 7:55 am
B
C
F
G
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Anne // June 14, 2008 at 8:16 pm
B
C
F
G
Deffo.
Katie // June 14, 2008 at 9:36 pm
I have to say that this is the best idea for how to blog the offseason!
A
C
F
G
wraparoundcurl // June 14, 2008 at 10:16 pm
Thank Katie! Jenn and I have been trying to keep things fresh. Stay tuned for the next voting rounds.
Q-girl // June 15, 2008 at 2:09 am
I am just checking back to make sure we are fulfilling out quota of Carey Price votes. Lookin’ good so far – that boy is Dreamy (with a capital D). I honestly don’t know how you narrowed the field down to 8 goalies, it seems an ‘unpossible’ task. Unfortunately, my hockey husband is not included, and this makes us sad. All of the Vezinas in the world cannot cheer him up now.
sonia // June 15, 2008 at 2:17 am
i love this!
B (ward) (sometimes i think hockey players are hot and i feel like a child molester)
[abstaining from the price vs. fleury debate]
F (toskala)
H (theodore- i don’t get all the people who think dipietro is hot, he looks like a megadouche to me. and jose has pretty pretty hairz)
prairiegirlwarriorpoet // June 15, 2008 at 4:00 pm
B
C
E
G
Can you do D-Men next? That would be fun, Komisarek and Lidstrom clean up nicely.
wraparoundcurl // June 15, 2008 at 6:36 pm
Thanks for the vote Prairie! Definitely stay posted for the next round ;D
endwithstyle // June 15, 2008 at 6:56 pm
B. Cam Ward.
C. The Price is Right!
F. Vesa Toskala (I hate myself for voting for a Leaf, but Luongo is fug).
H. Jose Theodore.
I really hate you all for the last pairing. It’s unfair to make us womens choose between Jose and DiPi.
wraparoundcurl // June 15, 2008 at 7:02 pm
@ EWS; you might be kicking and screaming the next round. I am trying to sort out the matches. It’s toughhhhhh.
Ladies love The Price is Right!
mnwildfan // June 15, 2008 at 8:54 pm
B
C
F
G
endwithstyle // June 15, 2008 at 9:31 pm
@WAC: Of course us ladies do. Carey is the man (and he’s only 20 :OO).
And oh no, I can only imagine the next round.
alix // June 16, 2008 at 1:59 am
Mmmmmm…fabulous idea. This will make the off season fly by.
A
C
F (This one was hard because Lui is my boy. I love him. But pretty he’s not…)
G
Patty (in Dallas) // June 16, 2008 at 2:27 am
alix! I’m shocked! I think Lui is kinda hot. And he has a very impressive stick in that one picture.
A
C
E
G
Great Contest! I can’t wait to see them all.
(Next year you should include Mike Smith — now of Tampa Bay.)
dusti(Sheridan) // June 16, 2008 at 3:48 am
B
C
E
G
I am new to this but I don’t have to watch a lot of hockey to know who is a hottie.
Please it’s in the eyes and strong chins. HOTTIES!!!!!!
wraparoundcurl // June 16, 2008 at 3:58 am
Thanks for the votes Dusti!
Next position gets posted on Friday.
alix // June 16, 2008 at 5:09 am
alix! I’m shocked! I think Lui is kinda hot. And he has a very impressive stick in that one picture.
Hee! I know, Patty. I feel bad now! Can I change my vote?
wraparoundcurl, what email address do you want me to send those pictures to?
wraparoundcurl // June 16, 2008 at 5:24 am
Alix: just use wraparoundcurl@gmail.com
alix // June 16, 2008 at 6:32 am
Sounds good. They should be in your inbox by tommorrow morning.
Jennfer // June 16, 2008 at 2:16 pm
B
C
E
G
Great contest! Should make the off-season pass a little more painlessly.
eyebleaf // June 16, 2008 at 4:09 pm
toskala all the way, in a non-homosexual way.
Cassie // June 16, 2008 at 4:35 pm
B
C
F
G
wraparoundcurl // June 16, 2008 at 5:09 pm
@eyebleaf: Thanks for the vote. But you need to pick for each pairing. In a non-homosexual way of course. Otherwise when I tally I will pick for ya. Hahaha.
Onyx // June 16, 2008 at 7:48 pm
B
C
E
TIE!
how on earth is any woman with a pulse supposed to choose? I mean just gah! These are some of the nicest specimens to ever rock a set of goalie pads.
Bee // June 16, 2008 at 8:09 pm
cute boys in hockey – yeagads how does one hoose?
ok so here goes (bindfolded) and may all the hunks that DO NOT GET MY VOTE FORGIVE ME AND NOT HAUNT MY NIGHTS.
A (weak kneed for finns)
C (habs fan)
F (this was hard – he’s a leaf BUT a Finn)
G (completely base on looks)
NOW I have somethgn to dream of tonight.
thanks for the brilliant idea.
Wildfan // June 17, 2008 at 3:38 am
B
C
F
G
moose // June 17, 2008 at 4:41 am
Ward
price
tosksla
dipietro
general borschevsky // June 17, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Is it too late? Will my vote still count? First I had to figure out whether I was gay or not, but then I figured that for Toskala, who isn’t?
And so… B, C, F, H. Go Vesa, ALL the way!
Winger // June 17, 2008 at 3:11 pm
B
C
E
G
Cortney // June 17, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Ooooh love the poll…
B
C
F
G
Although I think the last one was skewed…too hard to pick b/w Dipetro and Theodore…
wraparoundcurl // June 17, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Thanks for the votes Cortney.
I know, Theodore and Dipetro is shaping up to be quite the heated battle.
So is MAF v. Price.
CapsChick // June 17, 2008 at 8:23 pm
A
C (Yeah, like I was going to vote for Fleury…especially over baby Price!)
F
G
Brilliant, brilliant idea – and I can’t wait to see the next round! (Although seriously, I have to echo the sentiments of everyone else who is screaming at you for putting DiPi up against Jose…you’re just so cruel
)
Ellie // June 18, 2008 at 1:19 am
I’m gonna go with:
B
D
F
H – drooling all over myself!!!
-Ellie
CinnamonGirl // June 18, 2008 at 4:27 pm
This is some good stuff – here’s my votes:
B C E H
Sherry // June 18, 2008 at 7:19 pm
Okay, here we go…
B, C, F, G
Sorry Kipper. It hurts my heart because I do love my goalies.
MJ // June 19, 2008 at 10:51 pm
B C E G … what no Cristobal Huet?? http://media.canada.com/idl/mtgz/20060412/109974-36501.jpg
sarahjane // May 5, 2009 at 2:32 am
ok
B-cam ward is pretty sexy
D-marc-andre fleury is the hottest goalie of all time there is no comparison
F-what can i say? im a leafs fan for life. second favourtie goalie after MAF
H-Wow, this is a tie. but someone has to win, so im going with theodore. he has really sexy hair
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