Pretty sure this should become a reality; Jared Cowen jokes as the new Chuck Norris jokes. Where does this come from? Moose is holding down the fort while Greener writes for Pension Plan Puppets. This is what happens when I open my mouth.
I bring a lot to the table.



maybe they’ll take us both. Jared Cowan–manchild-jokes are easier to think of. just find bigfoot/sasquatch jokes and replace the name and put skates on him