Ladies, ladies, ladies! Wrap Around Curl in the hizzouse. The smokin’ hot team is nearly complete. Peep the final round for battle of most luscious lefty. And the unveiling of the centers who can’t get enough of your love, baby. Perhaps I should not be writing with a few drinks in me. I like to think it punches it all up.
Who do we have here…
You know how the voting works.
The final for leftie is down to Ryan Malone or Zach Parise. Such difficult decisions to be had. Malone, all tattoo’d and rawr. He’d be a lovely shag and then would fix a leaky faucet if you asked. And Zach, who you would make out in the back of his car while not caring who is watching.
And your centers…
Vote once here and then slide on “dave schultz” over @ I Mean We Got Guys… and vote there too. We are totally down with ballot stuffing. Feel free to kick us links and pass this along. Because I am sure there will be those who didn’t vote then come back and whine so and so won.
B, Parise all the way. He’s the one I’d take home to meet the family. But Malone is the one that I’d fuck when Zach had an away game. Just sayin.
as for center, this is the part of the battle that may kill me. TWO STAALS??? shit, here goes
B–Eric STaal. All the way. and then some.
C & D — i don’t care, I’m picking both. I can’t NOT choose Jordan, but I cannot leave Spezza behind. Gonna force me to choose? Fine. Spezza. Only cuz I know Jordan will get more votes anyways.
FRITSCHE VS. VINNY?? that sound you just heard was my ovaries exploding. sweet shit. I know Vinny’s gonna win, but I have to pick him too, only because of the additional French shit he’ll say when we’re “making whoopie” (in my dreams)
H-Cogliano all the way. as I mention in my post, I’ll pour oil all over him. or chocolate syrup, then lick it off. he’s just tasty.
By: "Dave Schultz" on July 18, 2008
at 6:40 am
Left winger:
B, Zach for me please. I usually like the rough ones covered in tattoos but for some reason Malone doesn’t work for me
As for the centers. Hmmmmm. I’m kind of sulking because I see no Kesler. Humph. But I shall vote anyway, albeit slightly petulantly:
1 – the battle of the Erics. I’m not keen on blondies so will default to Belanger (A)
yum (C)
2 – same with the next round, although Spezza ain’t no default
3 – obvious choice but it has to be Vinnie (although I’m not keen on his nose) (E)
4 – and it’ll be a cold day in hell before I vote for Umberger! so Cogs it is (H)
to be honest, the only one out of that lot I really think is lovely is Spezza. So here’s hoping he wins overall (although I bet Vinnie gives him a run for his money)
By: Sarah (Flo) on July 18, 2008
at 9:28 am
A – Maloooone. Rawr indeed.
Centers:
B – Easily the hottest Staal.
C – Spezz just needs to get dirty, and I’m happy to help.
E – It pains me to say so, but he does have the sexy.
G – Cogs creeps me out somehow. Advantage: RJ.
By: jenr on July 18, 2008
at 10:25 am
Lefty: Malone! He is right up there with Letang on the hotness scale.
Centers:
B
C
E
G
By: Jen on July 18, 2008
at 2:06 pm
left wingers
B – Zach Parise
Other than that I am sorry girls but I cannot in good conscience vote on a list of centremen that includes two Staals, and the rest of that fug collection.
Fine I will take Spezza (C).
Fine I will also take Eric (B), but I refuse to acknowledge that the other brothers even exist.
Spezza is the only vote I can make that does not make me want to punch my screen.
You will have to choose the rest for me, but please dear god do not credit me with a vote for Vinnie. I do not find Vinnie to be the least bit attractive.
Ugh, I guess that makes my third vote for Fritsche (F)
Umberger and Cogliano – um NO (it takes the first part of Umberger and the last part of Coglaino to say “um no”)
You just made Mike Fisher cry. I will have to find him and console him now.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/JesGolbez/mikefisherfat.jpg
By: Q-girl on July 18, 2008
at 4:24 pm
ugh, somehow my combo of key strokes put a shitty emoticon on my last post. I hate emoticons. Please do not think I was frou-frou enough to use an emoticon.
By: Q-girl on July 18, 2008
at 4:26 pm
Sorry, Parise, gotta go with Malone.
A C E H. Mmmm.
By: danielleia on July 18, 2008
at 8:50 pm
Lefties:
B
Centers:
A
C
E
H
By: taryn on July 19, 2008
at 8:22 am
Thank you so much for keeping up the votes. It’s greatly greatly appreciated.
By: wraparoundcurl on July 19, 2008
at 8:25 am
left winger: Malone, but I’d still be scared of hepatits
centers:
How is teh hotness that is Matt Stajan not here? The one player on my team that can reduce my ramblings to puckbunny-ish dribble. Oh well, I’ll survive, I guess.
A (Eric Staal just doesn’t do it for me. You all can have him. Besides, I have a brother named Eric, so it’s kinda creepy anyway)
D (Spezza looks too much like one of my cousins to think about)
E (He looks like Rimmer from Red Dwarf!)
Write in for Matt Stajan.
By: loser domi on July 19, 2008
at 10:49 pm
L. Wing – Parise (Malone just creeps me out.)
Centers:
Staal (Drool.)
Staal (Slurp, drool.)
Fritsche (I would hit this guy with the vengance of all the heavens.)
Umberger (Absolutly NO Cogliano. None, Never.
By: Life_as_a_redhead on July 20, 2008
at 8:06 pm
Parise
Staal
Spezza
Fritsche (even though he pretty much always played wing for us lol)
Umberger (YAY!!)
By: bethanym85 on July 21, 2008
at 1:33 am
Lefty:
Malone, kinda scary, but hot and exciting.
Centers:
B
C
E
G
By: Jennifer on July 21, 2008
at 4:57 pm
lefties:
B. zach parise all the way. malones tattoo’s and awkward body creep me out. not to mention i’m not a big penguins fan.
centers:
B. easily the best of the staal brothers
C. jordan doesnt do it for me. again, not a penguins fan.
E. hockey royalty
G. gotta root for my Flyers boys =]
By: alex on July 21, 2008
at 6:30 pm
Lefties
I have to agree with Sarah on this one. I usually like the bad boys with the tatts, but, Malone doesn’t do it for me…so,
Lefties: Parise
Centers: Eric Staahl (much cuter than his bro!)
Spezza
Lecavalier-super hottie
Cogliano (NO WAY I’m voting for Umberger! Not that cute, either!)
Did I miss out on goalies and D-men?
By: Amanda on July 21, 2008
at 7:44 pm
Thanks for the votes Amanda!
Sadly, you missed goalie and d. Our winning goalie was Carey Price and our defensemen were Kris Letang and Mike Komisarek.
By: wraparoundcurl on July 21, 2008
at 7:53 pm
GO ZACH! WOOOOOO!
By: RoShaCla on July 21, 2008
at 8:22 pm
Lefties:
A (I usually don’t go for the whole tatoo-thing, but Malone has totally changed my mind)
Centers:
B
C (I know Sabres fans are supposed to hate the Sens, but Spezza is so HOTT)
E
H
By: Katie on July 21, 2008
at 9:48 pm
Left Wing
B – Malone just does not do it for me.
Center
B – I’m sad… you didn’t even pick the cutest center for the MN Wild. Mikko Koivu is maybe the cutest guy on the team.
C
E
H
As a side note, were the Front-Facing Staal pics from the bachelor party gone wrong… They kind of look like mug shots, particularly Eric’s. LOL
By: mnwildfan on July 22, 2008
at 5:23 am
@mnwildfan;
That is because they are mugshots! Those crazy boys…
By: wraparoundcurl on July 22, 2008
at 5:39 am
Hm…I’ve gotta go with Parise on this one.
Centers: A, C, F, G
By: Tiffany / BCP on July 23, 2008
at 9:56 am