Wrap it up, Pens.

I really have no words for this picture Jenn sent me;

But it’s ok because Fantastic Max had the words for me…

It’s very STD sounding. It doesn’t roll off the tongue like Brangelina.

EDIT: Alright, so to shake off the summer doldrums, I ask you to come up with the most awkward/inappropriate name mashup for your own fake half and half jersey. They must currently play on the same team. No mixing teams or rosters. Tell me which team and players, in other words show your work. Do your best to split names in half or close to it. No subbing out one letter. You are free to enter as many times as you like. And next Saturday I will pick one I like best and you get a Tokarski Saves shirt. Savvy?

AND…Check out volume three of Cock Knockers Incorporated the chronicles of Sean Avery at Vogue which is a collab between Loser Domi and I. And if you are behind in the story, no worries Domi linked one and two.

While we are at it, let’s do a Get In the Box link round up;

-Q-girl muses on her hockey player love. Bonus, the post contains the best pick up line ever I will probably start using.

-Jenn and I are still doing that Hockey Hottie Dreamy Team. It’s nearly over. Kinda sorta. Vote on her page and scroll down a few to vote here on my page.

-Alix over at Humming Giraffe linked an article about her favorite Swede. Swedes are universally awesome.

-Jared of London writes about just how he became a Die Hard Blue and White.

-It is established the ladies love MYFO now can we all do them, ahem, a favor and vote for them?

-OMGWTF?TML. I love internet memes! It’s why I love the Weezer vid for Pork and Beans so much.