I really have no words for this picture Jenn sent me;

But it’s ok because Fantastic Max had the words for me…

It’s very STD sounding. It doesn’t roll off the tongue like Brangelina.
EDIT: Alright, so to shake off the summer doldrums, I ask you to come up with the most awkward/inappropriate name mashup for your own fake half and half jersey. They must currently play on the same team. No mixing teams or rosters. Tell me which team and players, in other words show your work. Do your best to split names in half or close to it. No subbing out one letter. You are free to enter as many times as you like. And next Saturday I will pick one I like best and you get a Tokarski Saves shirt. Savvy?
AND…Check out volume three of Cock Knockers Incorporated the chronicles of Sean Avery at Vogue which is a collab between Loser Domi and I. And if you are behind in the story, no worries Domi linked one and two.
While we are at it, let’s do a Get In the Box link round up;
-Q-girl muses on her hockey player love. Bonus, the post contains the best pick up line ever I will probably start using.
-Jenn and I are still doing that Hockey Hottie Dreamy Team. It’s nearly over. Kinda sorta. Vote on her page and scroll down a few to vote here on my page.
-Alix over at Humming Giraffe linked an article about her favorite Swede. Swedes are universally awesome.
-Jared of London writes about just how he became a Die Hard Blue and White.
-It is established the ladies love MYFO now can we all do them, ahem, a favor and vote for them?
-OMGWTF?TML. I love internet memes! It’s why I love the Weezer vid for Pork and Beans so much.


hahahaaaa
I should know by now that when I send you silly shit, you can spin it into a most fabulous post.
By: "Dave Schultz" on July 19, 2008
at 1:36 am
what could possibly compel someone to buy that most hideous jersey? half/half jerseys were so cool, like 15 freaking years ago! only a pens fan, man, only a pens fan.
and i love the “that’s a girl’s name” tag.
By: eyebleaf on July 19, 2008
at 5:00 am
During the playoffs all I said about the Pens was “Try having less players with girl’s names!!”
By: wraparoundcurl on July 19, 2008
at 5:02 am
actually i think that’s pretty sweet.
By: bryan on July 19, 2008
at 6:20 am
Eh, it ain’t my style, babydoll.
By: wraparoundcurl on July 19, 2008
at 6:23 am
bryan, you would honestly wear a “Malsby” jersey? honestly?
By: eyebleaf on July 19, 2008
at 8:02 am
no but it’s a neat idea. and im a habs fan anyway. i’d have Kovasarek or Halavalev or Dandepierre lol
By: bryan on July 19, 2008
at 9:32 pm
New game kids!
What two players names can be mashed together for the most awkward/inapropriate moniker!
Winner gets a Tokarski Saves shirt. No, seriously. You have to come up with one better than Malsby.
By: wraparoundcurl on July 19, 2008
at 9:37 pm
Oh my gosh! That’s HIDEOUS! HAHAHA. Thanks for bringing it to my attention.
Hmmm…Keslurrows? Weldichuk? Sedieksa? Ohldler? Luongford? Raymetria?
By: alix on July 19, 2008
at 9:57 pm
The fact that one side is away and the other is home makes it batter.
Lemme think…how do you like:
Brymas McCaberle?
MatsMatt Sunjan?
Nikxei Antorovsky?
Hmmm…I’ll have to think more about this. Let me get back to you.
By: loser domi on July 19, 2008
at 10:44 pm
Koivette (VROOM VROOM!). Mikko Koivu + Andrew Brunette.
By: endwithstyle on July 19, 2008
at 11:51 pm
Giodeur. (Gionta, Brodeur)
Zubden. (Zubrus, Madden)
Umbeymaki. (Umberger, Niitymaki)
By: RoShaCla on July 20, 2008
at 2:55 am
Jeff Finger + Mikhail Grabovski = FingerGrab
By: bryan on July 20, 2008
at 3:10 am
is there anyone in the league who’s last name rhymes with laid? too bad if there is that he doesn’t play with Ryan Getzlaf.
By: bryan on July 20, 2008
at 3:11 am
it’s a shame Ryan Malone left the Penguins, otherwise some other misguided Shittsburgh fan could have rocked a “Staalone” jersey.
dammit.
By: eyebleaf on July 20, 2008
at 5:00 am
This is harder than it sounds but here are a few:
Dallas Stars- Mark Fistric + Phillipe Boucher = FistHer…. well only with lots of lube!!
Minn. Wild- Pierre Marc Bouchard + Marek Zidlicky = BouchLicky…. you know girls like oral too!
– Nicklas Backstrom + Marek Zidlicky = BackLicky…. mmmm tastes like chicken
LA Kings- Brian Boyle + Alexander Frolov = BoyLov…. even Californians shoul have their limits!
Now if you don’t mind I’m going to go take a shower and try to wash the dirt off….
By: Aquinas on July 20, 2008
at 6:13 am
And Aquinas has pulled into the lead…
By: wraparoundcurl on July 20, 2008
at 6:31 am
san jose: Cheechoo and Marleau – Cheecheau (like a fine wine)
san jose: ehrhoff and cheechoo – Ehrchoo (a sneeze gone horribly wrong)
detroit: hudler and chelios – Hudlios (she gave me hudlios, man)
edmonton: horcoff and penner – Horner (giggity, giggity!)
edmonton: broziak and stortini – Brodztini (for the ladies to order at happy hour in Deadmonton; it packs a punch)
chicago: seabrook and wisniewski – Seabriewski (Chicago’s favourite ale)
calgary: phaneuf and bertuzzi – Phanuzzi (only because it sounds ridiculous)
By: eyebleaf on July 20, 2008
at 7:32 am
Hedburn – Johan Hedberg + Chris Thorburn.
Klittle – Bryan Little + Ken Klee.
TootHol – Jordin TooToo + Scott Nichol.
By: endwithstyle on July 20, 2008
at 10:48 am
Ok…round two! I’m still kind of partial to BouchLicky but how about:
Col Avs- Kyle Cumiskey + Cody McLeod = CumLeod…. I’m a screamer..what can I say
FL Panthers- Keith Ballard + Michael Frolik = BallLik…. she and BouchLicky make a perfect couple!
Philly Flyers- Simone Gagne + Mike Richards = GagHards…. I would yack to if I was a philly fan
– Simone Gagne + Derian Hatcher = GagHer…. so she likes the kinky stuff
It’s hard being a hockey addict in the summer. I can’t wait for trianing camp and pre-season to start! Thanks for giving me something a little like hockey… but I think you are corupting all our clean minds with dirty thoughts! I guess I really want the Tokarski Saves shirt! Have a great day!
By: Aquinas on July 20, 2008
at 4:31 pm
aquinas, are you one of the Four Habs Fans in disguise ? lol
By: bryan on July 20, 2008
at 5:30 pm
OK, round two for Leafs players:
Niktis Antroseph (Nik Antropov + Curtis Joseph)
Alevel Steebina (Alex Steen + Pavel Kubina)
Jefats Findin (Jeff Finger + Mats Sundin)
Dominfan Kronoore (Dominic Moore + Steffan Kronwall)
Alarlo Colaiarovsky (Carlo Colaiacovo + Alexei Ponikarovsky)
Jirsa Toskusty (Jiri Tlusty + Vesa Toskala)
By: loser domi on July 20, 2008
at 6:39 pm
Don’t ever confuse me with a Habs fan….I belong to hockeytown!!! Go WINGS!!!
By: Aquinas on July 20, 2008
at 9:14 pm
well you’re halfway to having as many cups as us !
By: bryan on July 20, 2008
at 11:08 pm
Boys, play nice…
By: wraparoundcurl on July 20, 2008
at 11:27 pm
Sweet! Mercy Buckets on the linkage.
And whats wrong with half jerseys? My Gilcowan jersey owns all.
By: jaredoflondon on July 21, 2008
at 1:11 am
NJ Devils
Bobby Holik + Sheldon Brookbank = Hobank
Colin White + Bobby Holic = Whilic ?
Johnny Oduya + Bobby Holic = Odulic
anyway the lics go on and on.
I personally prefer Holic + Parise = Hoise (pronounced Ho-ezay – like me)
By: Q-girl on July 21, 2008
at 1:34 am
Dr. Malsby, Professional Analrapist.
By: Steve Lepore on July 21, 2008
at 4:38 am
lol, any arrested development tribute puts a smile on my face!
By: bryan on July 21, 2008
at 5:06 am
Redwings – Niklas Kronwall + Johan Franzen = Kronzen? Nazi Solider lol
By: John on July 21, 2008
at 4:50 pm
Granted from the 06-07 Leafs:
Pecker – Mike Peca + Darcy Tucker
Nevermind the name, the Leafs jersey itself is a hilarious joke.
By: Tuo on July 21, 2008
at 6:38 pm
@ Tuo: Pecker is one of my favorite movies.
By: wraparoundcurl on July 21, 2008
at 7:09 pm
Of course as soon as I post I think of more. Sorry to be “that guy” with the double posts but:
Douche – Drew Doughty + Robert Esche
Porque – Chris Porter + Chris Bourque
Datgood – Pavel Dasyuk + Chris Osgood (Detroit)
Conman – Tim Connolly + Toni Lydman (Buffalo)
Hartburn – Scott Hartnell + Braydon Coburn (Philly)
Gagburn – Simon Gagne + Braydon Coburn (Philly)
By: Tuo on July 21, 2008
at 7:13 pm
How about a slice of the spicy Ottawa delicacy known as Heatzza?
By: Meaghan on July 21, 2008
at 7:14 pm
No worries on the extra posting Tuo. If you got em, keep em coming.
Meaghan, that sounds like something delicious I would spread on a cracker. Me likey.
By: wraparoundcurl on July 21, 2008
at 7:17 pm
Oh, Heatzza is delicious. Scores a lot, too. Not many other teams have such a potent and magnificently named duo. There is Malsby in Pittsburgh, and then of course the legendary Zettersooooooook in Detroit.
If we can contribute combos from international hockey to this discussion, then I would add Team Canada’s awesome top line from this year’s World Championships, known to me always as Heatzlash.
By: Meaghan on July 21, 2008
at 7:29 pm
Datsburg
Zettersyuk
Niedelanne (Scott & Teemu)
Prider (Pronger & Schniedier)
By: Greg on July 22, 2008
at 12:12 am
“Nevermind the name, the Leafs jersey itself is a hilarious joke.”
I don’t get it.
By: eyebleaf on July 22, 2008
at 4:12 am
I’d buy two Pascal DuPuis jerseys and rock “DuPuisPuis”
(You down wit P-DuPuis, yeah you know me!)
By: Sven on July 22, 2008
at 10:47 pm
MoorDubi(s) – Greg Moore + Brandon Dubinsky.
Gory – Scott Gomez + Chris Drury.
Dome – Scott Gomez + Chris Drury.
By: endwithstyle on July 24, 2008
at 12:17 am