Dear Sean,
Why you gotta be like that? I am 21, that is totally your age range, right? I am fabulously witty, if that counts for anything. I can talk fashion. If you can believe it. Homegirl may often rock hockey jerseys and Adidas, but knows couture. You wanna talk Hermes Birkin bags? Fine, because we all know Fendi Spy bags are like, 3 fucking years ago. Don’t even get me started on Louis Vuitton. It’s devoid of the class and taste it once had. Same with Coach. Every semi-alcoholic sorority sister has some Coach bag to carry her iPhone and a stash of Trojans. How dreadful. We can rhapsodize about how thrilling Karl Lagerfeld at Chanel has been and how his last collection was influenced by Amy Winehouse.
And it’s not like I am like Cuthbert who has gone to town on the entire Eastern Conference. Allegedly. Just sayin’.
I never pegged you for Calvin Klein. That is so….Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch of you.
Call me?
Love and kissy faces,
Wrap
PS, you can borrow my black nail polish anytime.
26 responses so far ↓
Q-girl // August 2, 2008 at 1:41 am |
Does this mean I have a chance with the 20 year olds? Just askin?
wraparoundcurl // August 2, 2008 at 1:49 am |
The math certainly checks out.
endwithstyle // August 2, 2008 at 1:50 am |
DIBS ON ALL THE HOCKEY PLAYERS THAT HAVEN’T BEEN CONCEIVED YET.
wraparoundcurl // August 2, 2008 at 1:51 am |
EWS, totally!
endwithstyle // August 2, 2008 at 1:53 am |
And if I’m brought to court for pedophilia, I’ll just say Sean Avery and that one clothing designer person’s ex-wife’s love inspired me.
Q-girl // August 2, 2008 at 1:55 am |
@EWS
can you leave me some of des gardiens de utero.
endwithstyle // August 2, 2008 at 2:00 am |
@Q-girl: what does that mean? XD
Q-girl // August 2, 2008 at 2:16 am |
guards of uterus. baby goalies.
Turd Ferguson // August 2, 2008 at 2:32 am |
Everything I’ve heard is that Anna Wintour has been spending an inordinate amount of time around him–even though she employs him at this moment.
Personally, I think she’s a cold heartless harpy with horrible hair. (my God, I can alliterate!)
wraparoundcurl // August 2, 2008 at 2:35 am |
Your alliteration is fab, TF.
Anna needs new hair.
danielleia // August 2, 2008 at 3:45 am |
We can rhapsodize about how thrilling Karl Lagerfeld at Chanel has been and how his last collection was influenced by Amy Winehouse.
Mmm, Chanel, keeping it classy.
If Cuthbert lays a hand (or any other body part) on my Sabres, she better be prepared to punched in the vagina. For serious.
wraparoundcurl // August 2, 2008 at 3:49 am |
Dani, that is why I love you.
Turd Ferguson // August 2, 2008 at 3:51 am |
Cuthbert’s too busy getting Phaneuf’d.
wraparoundcurl // August 2, 2008 at 3:57 am |
Ahw snap.
TF, I adore your zingers.
Fauxrumors // August 2, 2008 at 4:17 am |
OMG…he is so f’n hot! I know all us guys here at fauxrumors would do anything to have just a few minutes under the sheets with him! Oh YUM!
RoShaCla // August 2, 2008 at 4:37 am |
I’d like to get under the sheets with him…with a chainsaw.
It would be like that Limp Bizkit song.
Sherry // August 2, 2008 at 5:17 am |
And it’s not like I am like Cuthbert who has gone to town on the entire Eastern Conference. Allegedly. Just sayin’.
Well, that would explain why she’s now moved on to the Western conference now I guess.
wraparoundcurl // August 2, 2008 at 5:21 am |
She would hate to neglect a conference.
loser domi // August 2, 2008 at 10:40 pm |
I dunno, Sean Avery has never really done much for me. Sure he has nice abs, but most pro hockey players look something like that. He has goood eyes, though, I’ll give that. Oh well, WAC, I guess that means you won’t have to fight me for him
endwithstyle // August 3, 2008 at 2:30 am |
@G-girl: Sorry for the lateness, but of course!
Goalies aren’t usually my thing.
wraparoundcurl // August 3, 2008 at 2:39 am |
@ Domi: I know. My taste in men is highly questionable.
jaredoflondon // August 3, 2008 at 5:36 am |
its all in the hips
endwithstyle // August 3, 2008 at 7:04 am |
Hey Chubbs!
danielleia // August 5, 2008 at 5:54 am |
Cuthbert’s too busy getting Phaneuf’d.
Amazing!!!!! I miss you, Ferguson.
Marvelous Win // August 7, 2008 at 7:54 pm |
Is it wrong that Avery is my hero?
wraparoundcurl // August 7, 2008 at 8:36 pm |
No, I am glad he is your hero.