I am jonesing. Is it hockey time yet? All this preseason action teasing; not leaving me satisfied. What’s a girl to do? The Olympics are over (mens swimming brought to you by the Hitachi Magic Wand) and baseball doesn’t thrill like it once did (ugh, ex boyfriends). Instead I am reduced to watching hockey videos and trying not to climb the walls. Oh how I dream of goalies stretching for maximum agility. I long for the rapturous sounds of a defensemen slamming opponents into the the glass. Mmm, the forwards pounding it home…
Pull my hair?
Yeah that is what I am talking about. Screen grabs of interviews with facial expressions that say oooooohhhhh soooooo much. More sweet sweet action after the jump. Take your time…
Right there…
Don’t stop…
Yeah…just like that….
Oh that was niceeeee.
Stick tap to Jared of London for linking me interviews to screen grab. He is secure in his manhood, ok?
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By: RoShaCla on September 3, 2008
at 6:18 am
RoSha, I posted your goalie!
By: wrap around curl on September 3, 2008
at 6:19 am
I have two Devils up there, actually.
By: wrap around curl on September 3, 2008
at 6:19 am
Sometimes, I worry about you.
By: Puck on September 3, 2008
at 6:45 am
lol this made my day
By: Sarah (Flo) on September 3, 2008
at 10:06 am
oh my hubby all be-toweled. mmmmmmmm my sweet Marty (not that I haven’t seen that interview before because I think I have obsessively stalked every bit of Marty material out there). This so made me laugh. You are a naughty girl Heather.
Poor boys getting caught looking their weirdest.
By: Q-girl on September 3, 2008
at 11:18 am
Sweet fancy Moses… um, I gotta go take care of something…
By: ms.conduct on September 3, 2008
at 1:20 pm
is that a mole, or did Sean Avery get an eyebrow pierced or something?
And for the record staring from the top…
No
probably not
yes (if that’s Stajan like I think it is)
no
no (even though that picture cracks me up)
maybe
yes
probably
no
yes
By: loser domi on September 3, 2008
at 1:36 pm
staring = starting
By: loser domi on September 3, 2008
at 1:37 pm
Yes its Stajan.
By: jaredoflondon on September 3, 2008
at 1:45 pm
Zdeno Chara just turned me gay. Violent gay, but gay nonetheless.
By: SLaird22 on September 3, 2008
at 1:46 pm
Best post ever. The Chara one I could do without for the rest of my life, but hey, he’s probably hot to someone.
Jared, props for helping WAC out. This just rules.
By: "dave schultz" on September 3, 2008
at 2:28 pm
dear god did I just yes Eric Lindros? I feel so dirty. I thought that was Rick Di or Carey Price!
/hangs head in shame
By: loser domi on September 3, 2008
at 3:04 pm
You didn’t yes Double-Dion Phaneuf?
Sheesh.
By: Chemmy on September 3, 2008
at 3:34 pm
This might have to become a semi regular feature.
@Domi; It’s a bit hard to find interviews with Carey Price and then to catch him in the act. Such an elusive goalie…And Avery had a cut above his eye.
@Q; Jared and I laughed at the Marty one because it looks like he just finished filming a scene.
By: wrap around curl on September 3, 2008
at 5:13 pm
a scene with me
By: Q-girl on September 3, 2008
at 5:41 pm
I am surprise, where is your report on the fact that Carey Price reported to camp 25 pounds leaner. He was working in a rodeo all summer roping animals… I said roping get you mind out of the gutter.
By: Marvelous Win on September 3, 2008
at 6:37 pm
Oh I could report on that. But instead I keep myself all busied up thinking about how much more flexible Carey got. That he must have more stamina and is greattttt with tying ropes…
I need a shower.
By: wrap around curl on September 3, 2008
at 8:05 pm
Marty looks like hes from long island and just got done feeding roofies to under-agers in that pick.
I wonder if Zdeno really makes that face when he is “doing it Chara style”…
By: roshacla on September 3, 2008
at 10:14 pm
Chemmy, I just don’t find Dion attractive, you know, at all. I guess that means you don’t have to fight me for him
By: loser domi on September 3, 2008
at 10:50 pm
oh tomas kaberle. yummmmmmmmmm
By: "Dave Schultz" on September 4, 2008
at 2:16 am
@ Schultz; I posted him for you. And then Marty for Q. Pommers for Dani. Oh shizz, I need to find a Burrows for Alix.
By: wrap around curl on September 4, 2008
at 2:19 am
What about Carrie Milbank for me?
By: roshacla on September 4, 2008
at 3:11 am
Fantastic.
By: Greener on September 4, 2008
at 4:30 am
Hehe. Marty looks like he’s caught right in the middle of a New Kids on the Block video.
This so needs to become a regular feature. I want Malkin in the next one. Gotta keep those wonderful fan fictions coming.
By: cottoneye on September 4, 2008
at 1:33 pm
@Cotton; Done.
Marty is totally hangin’ tough.
By: wrap around curl on September 4, 2008
at 5:12 pm
Stajan. Boo.
By: eyebleaf on September 5, 2008
at 3:31 pm
Ummmmmm. Yes please! This might be the best thing you’ve done in ages. LOOOOVE it! Now I really really want hockey.
Phaneuf disturbs me, but all the rest. Gold.
By: alix on September 5, 2008
at 9:41 pm
oh oh ohohoh oh oh ohoh, whats in the middle? The White stuff!
By: jaredoflondon on September 6, 2008
at 1:46 am
Ha. Pommers. I love when they stop interviews at weird times and use that as a still. How I missed the blogosphere!
By: danielleia on September 6, 2008
at 2:15 pm
Dani, you know how hard it was to find one of Pommers? I kept screen shotting and Jared and I agreed he looked stoned and/or drunk…
By: wrap around curl on September 6, 2008
at 6:28 pm
Didn’t know this had evolved to taking requests… Mikko?
By: ms.conduct on September 6, 2008
at 10:27 pm
Indeed, I am taking requests. I think this should be a running feature…
By: wrap around curl on September 7, 2008
at 12:02 am
Sweet damn… Avery… Good god…
Suggestion, (Baby) Loui Eriksson, un try this video (http://stars.nhl.tv/team/launch.htm?type=fvod&id=15639&catid=68)
By: Life_As_A_Redhead on September 18, 2008
at 2:57 pm