homegirl loves free eats.

Hey Everett? Yeah, I still don’t like you. You play reallllly shysty. With the constant diving, agitation and slashing. Mmmhmm, I am onto you. I am fairly certain half of those hits and injuries were greatly exaggerated. You took you acting lessons from Kyle Beach huh? Well, he is no Dame Helen Mirren. She is a Dame right? Kyle Beach couldn’t act his way out of a paper bag. Britney Spears’ performance in Crossroads is Oscar worthy compared to your thespian leanings. Once again look where the theatrics got you. Losing Chalupa (it’s the new number 5) to 1.

I will admit I expected the worst when the very first shot was some fluke goal by a Silvertip. Something like 28 seconds in and I was hissing, spitting and kicking the seat in front of me. I am a lady but sometimes I have anger issues at hockey. After a frustrating first I took my anger out on a pretzel and an overpriced bottle of Sprite. They were all out of Haterade for me to sip on.

Oh but the second period, this was where it all started to look up for that pessimist space that occupies my chest cavity. The goals started coming in with Dustin Donaghy, Ryan Letts and David Conrad. Then I could say what I realllly love to say, “Suck it, Silvertips.” Drayson Bowman had a power play goal assisted by my pretty pretty Dustin Tokarski in the third. I love it when goalies assist. It should happen more often. Not too often to ruin its special nature. My Chalupa Goal Getter was Mike Betz. Welcome to the Chiefs, Mike. You are doing great.

OHMIBLOGGGGG, you guys! Bows fought Beach! I was pining the loss of Chris Bruton. Because his knockout punch on Beach is my Hockey Christmas. But Bows totally represented. So, I think that means he should get the C.

I picked up a gorgeous canvas print of Tokarski. I love it because you can see The Tick on his mask. After the game the Chiefs were on hand to sign away and as a skating session. So Toka signed it, and I was a sheepish girl mess. I was shaking like some three pound dog freezing. Gahhhh. I hate being a girl. That typically is soooo not my style. I told him I hope he likes Tampa since I had my hand in him getting that gig.

The boys were super sweet, signing away. Mitch Wahl has very fluffy hair that I was oddly tempted to pet. Srsly, when did Seth Compton get so cute? Blake Gal is a southpaw, I don’t think he knew what southpaw meant when I said it. I told Justin McCrae to get off the crutches. I refrained from offering feeding him cookies. I didn’t get a chance to ask Donaghy if that was his natural blond hair color. I nearly squealed with delight watching the Chiefs help all the kiddos skating. They were helping the tots skate as they were signing autographs.

Chiefs SOGs: 47
Silvertips SOGs: 20
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