ZOMG! Levko Koper continues his streak of utter and complete domination. This kid will not quit. I like it. He’s got some moxie. In addition to having one of probably the best names ever. Say it. No really. Stretch it all out Levkooooooo Koperrrrrrrrr. See? I will probably give my first born that name. And hope that he plays hockey. And scores a hat trick before half way into the second period. Yeah Kootenay Ice. I don’t see any of of your players with names as lovely as Levkooooooo Koperrrrr nor any players with his good looks. Other goals were scored and Tokarski was a stud stopping 34 of 35 shots on goal. Chiefs win 5-1. Another Chalupa night of hockey.
“Don’t touch Bowman!” Yeah I said that.
Dear Douchebag Who Sits Behind Me,
Shut the fuck up. No really. You think the Ice suck? Uhm check the standings, it was quite the match up. And I am not impressed with your pulling up NHL scores on your iPhone and bragging about the Caps winning cause of Ovechkin. Uhm, Ovie is in Russia at the moment with his sick ailing grandfather. You don’t know DICK about the Canadiens or the Sabres for that matter. You didn’t even know who their netminder is. Also, you hate the Ice because they wear Capital colors? Uhhhhhh have you seen the Caps? Pretty sure they ROCK THE RED. But you missed that memo because you were too busy talking during the game about how much you drank last night. I am fairly certain you did not consume 23 shots like you claim. If you did you probably would be in a coma and not yapping and ruining my hockey game. So shut the fuck up you Jay Mariotti wannabe, I will call you when it’s time for Around the Horn.