Yes it’s true. I watched a terrible movie. I am a bit irked this take doesn’t have the awesome joke I made about JBJ having frosted mom hair. Maybe that is only funny to me. If you don’t watch the video just know; YOU SHOULD NEVER WATCH THE MOVIE PUCKED. Ok? Good. I say this out of kindness and love. I neglected to mention the Frenchie rips off her jersey when she scores a goal. You have been warned.
18 responses so far ↓
ms.conduct // January 12, 2009 at 9:25 am
Awesome.
Nicely done, Wrap!
loser domi // January 12, 2009 at 2:46 pm
greatness!
jaredoflondon // January 12, 2009 at 2:46 pm
So the movie has an easy seven sets of bewb plus some side bewb and I shouldn’t watch it?
I am so confused.
blurr1974 // January 12, 2009 at 3:00 pm
So what you’re saying is, I SHOULD watch the movie Pucked…?
eyebleaf // January 12, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Jared, you read my mind. Fourteen and a half boob shots, and we shouldn’t watch it? That just can’t be.
But thanks, WAC. I will live vicariously through ridiculous movies through you.
ScottyWazz // January 12, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Bud Bundy and Jon Bon Jovi?!? SOLD!!!
But really, is this worse than any other “Slapshot” with a number after it??
Lori // January 12, 2009 at 9:43 pm
Wonderful job. I’m impressed with the boob count and the attention to detail that it took to note the side boob occurrence. Nice work!
danielleia // January 12, 2009 at 11:12 pm
lulz. I love that we all had to comment on the boobies. I mean, what is a shitty movie without them?
Zack // January 12, 2009 at 11:18 pm
@Dani: A shitty movie shown on network tv.
I know you told me not to watch the movie, but really, I really want to watch the movie now, what can I say? I’m a train wreck fan.
James // January 13, 2009 at 3:27 am
“there’s also 1 donkey, 0 five-hole jokes, 1 aborigene, 1 monk, 1 camel”
That has to be funnier than the movie itself.
wrap around curl // January 13, 2009 at 3:31 am
@james; And I didn’t even explain the context of those characters. But trust me, even their apperance in the movie is not comedy. At all. Also, Booger was only there as a plot device. They decided to be “crafty” and tell the story backwards. All Booger does is ask Faustino questions to further the story being told.
The Meatriarchy // January 13, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Wow!! I had you pictured as looking like Jessica Alba’s mother. But in fact you look more like Jessica Alba. Hot!
Ryan // January 13, 2009 at 6:02 pm
“WA Curl” makes you sound like some sort of turn of the 20th Century robber baron
Q-girl // January 13, 2009 at 6:44 pm
I could never be so brave as to record myself and put it on the webs…. because despite what some people say about me being a delight, I scare me. I will watch your video after work, when it is safe to do so.
Sean Leahy // January 16, 2009 at 3:46 am
You’re doing the Lord’s work here…
wrap around curl // January 16, 2009 at 3:54 am
@Leahy; you know I try.
John // January 18, 2009 at 2:22 am
I seriously hope your use of the phrase ‘copious notes’ was taken from that scout guy from the Memorial Cup last year.
wrap around curl // January 18, 2009 at 2:28 am
@john; oh yeah! But I think I am more professional than him.
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