My girlies and I like to goss and chatter. And the Chiefs posted the roster pics for the newbs. And some others were updated. I think all of them should have been updated since the first batch looks like Vasaline lens roster pics. All those pics were missing was some Sade and candles. Shittttt. Dare we examine the new ones?
Brady Calla/Brody Jenner
Uhm. So what haircolor would that be? Holy cheek bones, I approve of. But as Miss Tyra would say, “Brody Jenner, you need to SMILE with your eyes.” You could possibly join the ranks of those hockey boys with excellent eyebrows. Also, score more goals, plz? Kthxbai.
Ondrejjjjjjjj Romannnnnnn
Ok, so Ondrej looks utterly foxy. He is totally like “wassup babies?” And I am like “Oh how YOU doin’, Roman?” And he is all “Oh I am busy being so Czechin’ awesome….” And then I look at him and whisper, “I missed you.”
Drayson Bowman
Ok so what is with the grey shirt underneath? Was he like in the middle of playing Fallout 3 and someone was like “Yo Bows, toss on this jersey we need a new pic of you for the site, dudebro.” “But my hair looks really awesome and I don’t want to mess it up.” “Well, fuck it.” *Zoolander Pout*
Kenton Miller
Can I boing the curls? Please please please? Can IIIIIIIIIII? Why aren’t you smiling? Why is there a blue shirt under your sweater? Are you some unfeeling robit? I hate burning questions, Kenton.
The webstore finally launced and it appears to be functioning? It’s lacking good pictures and product descriptions. It doesn’t even have all the merch in it yet. But this is what me me hurl;
just because I am a girl, doesn't mean I want pink shit.
Can someone PLEASE explain to me the purpose of a sleeveless hoodie? Because I totes don’t get it. At all. I just know I am gonna see chicks wearing this and like leggings as pants, which they aren’t and Uggs. And Dooney and Bourke bags. And I will cry a little. Much like when a pay 2.75 for a bag of M&Ms at the arena.
PS I know this entry formatted weird but I will maintain it’s artistically intentional.
All pictures via SpokaneChiefs.com
18 responses so far ↓
blurr1974 // January 20, 2009 at 3:21 pm
looks like brady tried to bleach his black hair and ended up with orange…rookie mistake.
tanya // January 20, 2009 at 4:09 pm
The purpose of a sleeveless hoodie=make people freeze?
There are people who walk outside wearing nothing but shirt and those things (fine, they may have jeans too) in the middle of winter (it’s really cold in here) while I’m wearing about 7 shirt under my quilted jacket…
Brittney // January 20, 2009 at 6:50 pm
“Oh I am busy being so Czechin’ awesome…”
That line made me laugh and choke on my raspberry mocha. You just made my day! Thank you.
Q-girl // January 20, 2009 at 6:58 pm
dear god that sweater is fug. Wait, is it a sweater? Perhaps it is a sweater for orcas or seals because it is hard to make properly fitting sleeves for marine mammals.
This reminds me of the Ryan Miller boob hoodie – for when only half of your torso is cold. Ask Alex, she will know what I am talking about.
another annoying post // January 20, 2009 at 9:01 pm
oh yeah talk shit about all the boys pics minus the one you have a fuckin boner for… god you’re are an annoying little shit
wrap around curl // January 20, 2009 at 9:19 pm
@another annoying post; Thanks for your well-thought works. I am pleased that you took the time to click a jump, pretend to read and net me traffic for ad rev. Clearly you have read this blog before if you know who I have such a boner for. And I thank you for your continued dedication and support. You can go shave your back now.
loser domi // January 20, 2009 at 9:40 pm
I agree–I don’t get why a sleevless hoodie. Maybe if you wore it over something else (I love layered looks personally) but at that point, why not just get a whole damn hoodie?
tugboats and arson // January 20, 2009 at 10:28 pm
The last paragraph summed up the bane of my fashionable existance. I went to pick my cousin up from her high school and everyone was dressed as you had described but with Coach bags.
I’m not sure why females + hockey = pink/glitter. It hurts my heart.
Brady Calla scares me a little. It may be the intense jaw or the nostrils. I don’t really know.
jaredoflondon // January 20, 2009 at 10:28 pm
another annoying moron.
you want to talk annoying? How about being a chicken shit little piss ant who wont leave their name, or even real email, but trolls around blogs and leaves dumb ass remarks like that?
get a clue ya tard monkey
danielleia // January 20, 2009 at 11:30 pm
Jesus, Wrap, have another fucking boner…
hititupchels // January 21, 2009 at 12:00 am
Any time I use the word “check”, it turns into “Czech”.
"Dave Schultz" // January 21, 2009 at 12:43 am
Oh Bows. I don’t know where to begin. yes, I do. Don’t try to look tough, it does NOT work with your precious face. I mean, yeah, those are some pouty lips, but fuck man. Let me suck on them instead of wasting them on making this face. And the 1999 hair has to go. Either that, go all out and frost those tips. And that is not a metaphor for something nasty I would do to you. Or is it…
Monica // January 21, 2009 at 3:18 am
Loved Bowman’s photo better last year. But I will get over it. Eventually.
“*Zoolander Pout*”
It’s true. I couldn’t put my finger on what was different, and you found it. It’s the pout. Awwwwwwww So dreamy. Loved the arched eyebrow as well.
Still think BroD looks constipated. And it’s scares me. I’m with ya Tugboats.
another annoying post // January 21, 2009 at 6:17 pm
i love to go to chiefs games and just rate the guys on a scale of 1-10 for each team. I then add all of the points together and decide who is the winner based off of that… Goals don’t matter.. i don’t know shit about hockey
(impression of the poster and female commenters of this blog)
wrap around curl // January 21, 2009 at 6:32 pm
@aap: Wow. Another fine post from someone with such strong convictions that they can’t even be bothered to use a real email address. Go choke on a cock.
Lori // January 21, 2009 at 11:06 pm
Epic post. Loved the Ondrej segment, what a stud in his photo. Sultry. And that pink hoodie just made me gag. Sleeveless?
alix // January 22, 2009 at 1:42 am
Oh myyyy, I had no idea Ondrej was so high on the Rawwr scale. Good thing you got him back.
Oh and annoying troll dude, I’m sure wrap and her female readers could school you in the hockey knowledge. Go cry over your small dick somewhere else.
Q-girl // January 22, 2009 at 2:34 am
@AAP
Judge me not sir (I assume) …or at least not until you have read my own ridiculous hockey blog. Clearly you do not believe that designers would make hoodies for marine mammals. May you be eaten by manatees for your ignorance.
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