You know, thanks a lot WHL. Really. You never want people to see games, like ever. Unless they pay some outrageous fee to stream in some soddy internet player.
So what did I miss last night when the Chiefs were on the road? Oh nothing but complete sexiness. Seriously. So many cupcakes to give out. The sexy kind. Really hot. The Chiefs played the Kyle Beach-less Everett Silvertips. So all I have is the scoring summary to imagine the hottness that was a 9-1 victory. For starts? The Jareds were plus 4. What a wonderful defensive duo. Throwing their weight around and getting the job done. Dustin Tokarski in the pipes on a Wednesday? Odd. Dustin Tokarski stopping 19 of 20? Typical. And awesome. Ondrejjjjjjj Romannnnn scoring another goal? I think it’s getting hot in here. Brady Calla/Brody Jenner had a goal too. I just might ease up on him a tad. I might. It’s up for discussion with The Panel. Do I need to go through nine goals I didn’t even witness? No. Let’s kick it scoring summary style.
it's called motivation.
Cupcakes. For all of you. Let’s keep it going, shall we?
9 responses so far ↓
tanya // January 30, 2009 at 12:43 pm
KISS rocks
John // January 30, 2009 at 4:21 pm
http://www.justin.tv/kavuday
Most Chiefs games are streamed live on that site, and although it is the crappy WHL webcast, it is free. I still can’t believe they charge 7 bucks a game for such a crappy broadcast.
eyebleaf // January 30, 2009 at 5:17 pm
I LOVE cupcakes.
wrap around curl // January 30, 2009 at 5:53 pm
@ John: I forgot to check that stream. I thought that one was only for home games.
@ tanya: me tooo. I was thinking of the movie Heathers when I typed it, then I also thought of Kiss. It was a twofer.
@eyebleaf: who doesn’t like cupcakes?
eyebleaf // January 30, 2009 at 8:41 pm
terrorists don’t like cupcakes. that’s who. those bastards.
eyebleaf // January 30, 2009 at 8:45 pm
I mean, I think, actually I’m pretty sure, that if I could sit down with Osama bin Laden for like 15 minutes, and give him a dozen cupcakes from here (http://www.thecupcakeshoppe.ca/welcome.htm), he’d quit with this whole “fuck the west” jihad that he’s on.
Once you have a cupcake from The Cupcake Shoppe, you appreciate what we in the western world, have.
Brittney // January 30, 2009 at 10:18 pm
I think we have to ease up on BroD. He knows that it takes a lot to satisfy us ladies and he’s putting forth some pretty splendid effort. I might even go as far as to say, give him 2 cupcakes.
bkblades // January 31, 2009 at 5:26 am
The junior hockey leagues are all charging games online nowadays. I don’t know how this will actually generate any interest or actual revenue, but it’s their marketing strategy. I do know sometimes my local public channels show OHL games, I wonder if you have any of those channels in Spokane?
Anyway, most importantly about my post, there’s a rolled up carpet in the corner of that picture. Obviously, these classy dames knew some debauchery was going down and didn’t want to ruin it. That is so ‘effin smart. And intelligence is one of the first things I go for in a lady. That, and serving up cupcakes with minimal clothing.
Monica // January 31, 2009 at 6:31 am
Seriously. 9tofreaking1. How embarrassing for Everett.
BroD is growing on me. He’s still a Bro though, so the nickname sticks. He’s starting to learn how we play hockey in Spokane. He is going to crap his pants when he learns he’s earned to cupcakes! “Mommy, mommy! Guess what??!!! I got TWO cupcakes today!!!!!” She’ll be so proud.
***Can’t wait for Jared Spurgalicious night.
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