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Let’s find out how much Tyler Johnsons jersey auctions for….3000….once, twice, sold! Three grand. [[OMG I so blogged this from the game on my phone. Holla. Except WordPress made the pic look wonky. Whatevs.]]

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Other jerseys I remember…

Tokarski: 1600 According to the dude auctioning this is PROBABLY HIS LAST SEASON AS A CHIEF. But like I wouldn’t want to be the one starting or perpetuating rumors. I am just reporting that dudeface implied Dustin Tokarski is gonna be done after this season and break a bunch of hearts, mmmkay?

Bowman: 1350 I can’t remember if there were any dark allusions to this being his last season in a Chiefs sweater but if you look at his stats he if sureeeeee gunning for a slot on the Carolina roster. I mean he just looks great in red.

Cowen: 1400 Dudeface said Cowen is going to be drafted in the first round. Which is probably fact. But then he made some awful joke about Cow Cow’s injury which isn’t cute. CUPCAKES FOR COWEN.

The Chiefs came out hard and fast (twss)  which was nice. It was Portland and there have been games when the Chiefs decided to phone those games in which make me all sorts of stabby. But the Chiefs who actually play showed up. That sentence sucked. Whatever. Brady Calla was on a mission in the first. Blake Gal notched two for the evening including an assist. Good for you kitten, I was really hoping you could have pulled out the hattie goal. Dustin Tokarski was flawless stopping 32 shots and notching his seventh shutout of the season. I am prettttty sure I saw Jared Spurgeon fight in the third. But I think I am due in to get my contact checked. I will maintain Spurgalicious was getting rough. Scoring summary style. 8-0 Chiefs, final scoreeeee.

Tomorrow night is the pinkness. And Tri City. And Schultzie will be at the game!

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