mother of god….

Ok so first of all I was a national hero today. Or I like to think that I was. You see, I was to do my usual Princess Game Thread duties on Pension Plan Puppets and I was all set to watch the Leafs/Sens game on NHL Network….except it was the Habs/Sharks. I was on the phone to Comcast within two minutes screaming it was the wrong feed. I was the first to report it. It was fixed super quick and my bill was credited 15 bucks. If you wanted Leafs/Sens NATIONAL HERO, EVERYONE. Unless you wanted the Habs/Sharks. NATIONAL VILLIAN, Y’ALL.  Onto my darling Chiefs…

You know the game sucked. My Twitterings were so emo and depressing. The ice was pink, the arena was packed. I was ready for it to suck. It sure sucked, but in a bizarro magical way. Fuck a game recap, really. THIS IS ALL YOU NEED . THE THIRD PERIOD PENALITIES.

3 – SPO Roman, 0:28 – Tripping , 2 min (PP)
3 – SPO Baldwin, 2:42 – Hooking , 2 min (PP)
3 – T.C Served By , 3:20 – Too Many Men , 2 min (PP)
3 – T.C Macek, 6:33 – Major-Fighting , 5 min
3 – T.C Macek, 6:33 – Game Misconduct , 10 min
3 – T.C Messier, 6:33 – Major-Fighting , 5 min
3 – T.C Plouffe, 6:33 – Major-Fighting , 5 min
3 – T.C Plouffe, 6:33 – Game Misconduct , 10 min
3 – T.C Shinnimin, 6:33 – Major-Fighting , 5 min
3 – T.C Shinnimin, 6:33 – Game Misconduct , 10 min
3 – SPO Donaghy, 6:33 – Major-Fighting , 5 min
3 – SPO Donaghy, 6:33 – Game Misconduct , 10 min
3 – SPO Koper, 6:33 – Major-Fighting , 5 min
3 – SPO Koper, 6:33 – Game Misconduct , 10 min
3 – SPO Letts, 6:33 – Major-Charging , 5 min (PP)
3 – SPO Letts, 6:33 – Major-Fighting , 5 min
3 – SPO Letts, 6:33 – Game Misconduct , 10 min
3 – SPO Reddington, 6:33 – Major-Fighting , 5 min
3 – SPO Reddington, 6:33 – Game Misconduct , 10 min
3 – T.C Schmidt, 11:24 – Slashing , 2 min (PP)
3 – T.C Reddick, 13:12 – Slashing , 2 min (PP)
3 – T.C Served By , 16:42 – Game – Coach , 10 min
3 – T.C Procyshen, 16:42 – Roughing , 2 min (PP)
3 – T.C Procyshen, 16:42 – Slashing , 2 min
3 – T.C Procyshen, 16:42 – Major-Fighting , 5 min
3 – T.C Reddick, 16:42 – Major-Fighting , 5 min
3 – T.C Reddick, 16:42 – Game Misconduct , 10 min
3 – T.C Sutherland, 16:42 – Major-Fighting , 5 min
3 – T.C Sutherland, 16:42 – Game Misconduct , 10 min
3 – T.C Toll, 16:42 – Major-Fighting , 5 min
3 – T.C Toll, 16:42 – Game Misconduct , 10 min
3 – T.C Zimak, 16:42 – Major-Fighting , 5 min
3 – T.C Zimak, 16:42 – Game Misconduct , 10 min
3 – T.C Zimak, 16:42 – Game Misconduct , 10 min
3 – SPO Baldwin, 16:42 – Major-Fighting , 5 min
3 – SPO Baldwin, 16:42 – Game Misconduct , 10 min
3 – SPO Baldwin, 16:42 – Game Misconduct , 10 min
3 – SPO Baldwin, 16:42 – Game Misconduct , 10 min
3 – SPO Conrad, 16:42 – Major-Fighting , 5 min
3 – SPO McCrae, 16:42 – Slashing , 2 min
3 – SPO McCrae, 16:42 – Major-Fighting , 5 min
3 – SPO Roman, 16:42 – Major-Fighting , 5 min
3 – SPO Roman, 16:42 – Game Misconduct , 10 min
3 – SPO Spurgeon, 16:42 – Major-Fighting , 5 min
3 – SPO Spurgeon, 16:42 – Game Misconduct , 10 min
3 – T.C Lazo, 17:11 – Slashing , 2 min (PP)
3 – T.C McColm, 19:45 – Major-Fighting , 5 min
3 – T.C McColm, 19:45 – Game Misconduct , 10 min
3 – SPO Bartman, 19:45 – Game Misconduct , 10 min
3 – SPO Gal, 19:45 – Game Misconduct , 10 min
3 – T.C Schmidt, 20:00 – Slashing , 2 min

Yes. Clearly the rivalry of the Ams and the Chiefs is still alive. I will try and get some pictures of the insanity up asap. I will troll the youtubes for videos of the fights. ONDREJ ROMAN FOUGHT. Well he didn’t really. It was like some awkward high school dance and they weren’t sure who was the girl and who was the boy. Dustin Tokarski kinda sorta fought, but he was feisty. It was a circus. By the end the Chiefs only had Drayson Bowman and James Reid on the bench. They keep it classy.

DONAGHY MUSTACHE WATCH: still not shaven. Ugh.

And remember, Cupcakes for Cowen. Since I ain’t giving them to the Chiefs tonight…

Update from WHL.ca;

03/01/09 Spokane $500.00 for third multiple fight of season versus Tri-City on February 28.
03/01/09 Spokane $750.00 for fourth multiple fight of season versus Tri-City on February 28.
03/01/09 Hardy Sauter Spokane One game suspension for fourth multiple fight of season versus Tri-City on February 28.
03/01/09 Ryan Letts Spokane Tbd for charge major and g.m. versus Tri-City on February 28.
03/01/09 Cory Baldwin Spokane One game for third game misconduct of season versus Tri-City on February 28.
03/01/09 Tri-City $250.00 for second multiple fight of season at Spokane on February 28.
03/01/09 Tri-City $500.00 for third multiple fight of season at Spokane on February 28.
03/01/09 Terry Virtue Tri-City $500.00 for game misconduct at Spokane on February 28.
03/01/09 Mitch McColm Tri-City Tbd for game misconduct at Spokane on February 28.

27 thoughts on “mother of god….

  1. Yeah… seriously the overwhelming PIM totals are just… wow. I wonder what the League review will hand-down in terms of suspensions and whatnots? What an epic FAIL night all the way around. Ugh… glad to see Calla manned up with Bowman and hung around for the rest of the game.

  2. You’ve gotta think that whomever skated over to join that second brawl in the third (Conrad?) will get 3 game suspension just because of the third man rule. The Ams player who hit the crap out of Letts while he was down right after the charge.

    If we keep losing defensemen we’re going to have to make Reid play on a D line with Spurgeon…

  3. @ 44; thanks for the sweet link action!

    @ chris: I was surpised the chiefs somehow could put a line together. I am dreading the fines and suspensions. I am mostly curious the extent of Pickards injury.

  4. wow. This makes Moose vs CB look like a tea party. “Crumpets Mr Culligan? Why thank you Mr. Bona.”

    Your chiefies need to be more cordial to their guests. So really, only 2 guys left on the bench? Did Toka fight Pickard? Does one boy now have both gold medals?

  5. First of all, you are so a national hero. Secondly.. holy shit!! That penalty list is the thing of dreams. And the awkward high school dance? Priceless. What do you do when there’s no room in the penalty box? I mean, I volunteer my lap…

  6. Well if that game was based on fighting- we kicked serious ass! I still can’t believe Letts charged Pickard lol. Also, Donaghy looks like a 70′s cop with that thing on his face ewww

  7. @ Q: No, Letts charged Pickard and he left the ice injured. Well, he was helped off the ice. I hope he is ok. Near the end Tokarski was just looking at the Ams bench, picking a partner.

    @Carly: I think Donny has been watching Super Troopers and decided he wants a sweet stache.

  8. OMG! Super troopers is exactly right! People should hold up razors or something at the game. So how long do you think Letts will get suspended, I don’t really know how they decide it or anything?

  9. Oh almost fo’ sure Baldwin… probably Letts. Probably Zimak from Ams too. I’m not sure how up to date they’ll keep it but there’s usually news here: http://whl.ca/Suspensions-s11114

    @Wrap: Super Troopers… f-in classic analogy. So creepily laugh-tastic. I’m thinking we donate some Barbasol to a “Free Donaghy” collection bin and smuggle it onto the bus.

  10. Yeah Baldwin did rack up those minutes. Were running out of D and im freaking!
    @Wraps- you should so do it, it would be priceless!

  11. If you’re holding a Donaghy mustache night, it will only be complete if the after party is at a Shenanigans restaurant. Or at least a dining establishment that lets everyone chug syrup.

  12. @Wrap: Donny Mustachio Promo Night. I’m down… I’ll even bring my own syrup.

    I’m sure someone could convince Jeff @ The Onion to wrangle up a few gallons of maple. Or I’ve got a pile of Free IHOP short stacks we could cash in for some syrup. Stupid f-in promotions…

  13. Donny’s stache needs to go first and for most it just scares the kids! And has anyone else noticed the amount of losses since he started to grow it?!
    2nd: That game was outrageous and seriously James is going to have to play D before the seasons over if we keep playing like this!
    3rd: Has anyone heard how Chet’s doing or about suspensions and fines yet?!

  14. @B- the fines and suspensions are up for some of them. I think baldwin got a game but letts and mccolm haven’t been announced yet. We got fined alot but so did they. Did anyone see one of their coach hanging over the glass freaking on Sauter?

  15. @Carly: I was afraid to look towards the bench knowing that only James, Bowman, and JJ were there at one point… Too bad the coaches had to get in on it.

    We’re down to 4 D-men now!? Anyone heard anything about Glass? LOL! Strap some blades on me… I’ll play some D. I’ll even glue on a fake mustachio… creepy.

  16. We may really be hurting for the next few weeks… Playoffs may be interesting to say the least….

  17. It’s the seeding that I’m most worried about. Kelowna will be tough to beat without three real D lines. It’s going to be a big bag of hurt if we end up playing Vancouver in round 1 or 2, all because of a single hit.

    I tried to bring all of the randomness together here: http://www.chalupagoal.com/?p=38

    Let me know if I missed anything…

  18. Thank you for posting the Dirty Dancing link. It made me forget about all the horror for like 2 whole minutes.

  19. Oh! Oh! Ass tap to Wrap for being #1!

    I love David! I liked the Darth Vader version too.

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