I rewound my DVR about four times to makes sure I heard this correctly. And then I had to record it to share with the world. Just….unreal.
Posted by: wrap around curl | May 17, 2009
hockey boyfriend power rankings.
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2. Oh man, I should update this.
2. Oh man, I should update this.
what.the.hell is wrong with Milbury?
By: jaredoflondon on May 17, 2009
at 10:43 pm
I have no friggen clue. Where does this question come from? Tacks on seats? That’s like from 1954.
By: wrap around curl on May 17, 2009
at 10:46 pm
uuuhhhhh…..wow. Beat your dog? Sick, sick man…
By: nana289 on May 18, 2009
at 12:44 am
I was pretty certain I was having a seizure and misheard what he was asking…
Before I called 911 I hit rewind and marvelled at the train wreck before me.
So wrong.
By: CanadianWasTaken on May 18, 2009
at 1:19 am
Awwwkkkward. He’s probably thinking “Should I tell the truth??”
By: AsThePuckTurns on May 18, 2009
at 1:21 am
You’re just lucky you don’t have to see Gene Principe interview (then) traumatized Oilers players on a weekly basis. He makes Pierre and friends almost seem… normal.
I saw this live today and was making the same WTF face Crosby was.
By: Marriedtotheoil on May 18, 2009
at 2:19 am
Making Pierre and Co look normal? Gene must truly be insane.
By: wrap around curl on May 18, 2009
at 2:47 am
Oh he is. As soon as I have a minute, I will try to find youtube evidence of such.
By: Marriedtotheoil on May 19, 2009
at 10:00 pm
Kind of a BS answer by Sid though wouldn’t a more open and honest answer have been – “No not really but one time in a hockey fight I thought it would be cool to hit my opponent below the belt on purpose, Mike. So I guess even though it will upset Gary Bettmann, I’m really not that much of an angel…
By: Usually Frustrated Caps Fan on May 18, 2009
at 3:58 am
It would have been ten shades of awesome if he had just deadpanned a serious answer like “Yeah, actually I went through a phase of a few years where I would capture and torture local animals. Mostly squirrels or small house pets. My parents were really concerned and I had to see a bunch of psychologists. But I grew out of it almost entirely.”
By: Down Goes Brown on May 18, 2009
at 1:30 pm
This would have been amazing. Next time, Sid. Don’t forget about starting rumours of pyromania. I think that’s the 4th sign of… something…
By: CanadianWasTaken on May 18, 2009
at 6:18 pm
My god that’s like Catholic confession. Sidney, I used to lie my ass off in concession and I don’t blame you for doing it either.
By: Lori on May 18, 2009
at 3:32 pm
I bet he kills puppies and eats bunnies.
By: danielleia on May 20, 2009
at 7:06 pm
Sid should have confessed: you know that ad where the bus breaks down, and he asks the kids on the pond if he could play with them? He had to pay them each 100 bucks to get them to say yes.
and DGB, holy crap that would have been greatness
By: loser domi on May 27, 2009
at 1:07 pm
or…
[deadpan] “nah, but I do jizz in my pants on a regular basis. Like a boss”
By: loser domi on May 27, 2009
at 1:08 pm
“Well, I have had the urge to wade into the crowd and hit them over the head with a pilfered penny loafer.”
By: Say 'Plan the Parade' one more time... on May 28, 2009
at 10:58 pm
“Well, I have had the urge to wade into the crowd and beat someone over the head with a pilfered penny loafer.”
By: Say 'Plan the Parade' one more time... on May 28, 2009
at 10:59 pm