Like this:

The community of hockey bloggers and the commenters is a fantastic one. And I don’t know where I would be without y’all. Loser Domi sent me this amazing birthday card;

The front, and sorry my scanner messed up the colors. I promise it’s gorgeous.

But the inside, well it’s so money;

The other part of the inside wishes me a kick ass birthday. It’s all sorts of awesome. Why octuplets? Well it’s a running joke that Luke Schenn can just look at a woman and impregnate her. Men too. They are susceptible to becoming with child. He is after all, Our Luke and Savior. And look at Schenners, he is beating the shit out of Matthew McConaghy for ME! What a doll. True story; last week B and I were at the pet store and we saw a pomeranian puppy that was brown and black and we decided he should be ours. Even though we sooooo don’t have 500 bucks for a puppy. Anyways we named him Bauer like the hockey sticks. At the pet store we found a heart shaped food bowl for Bauer. Even if he is a boy, we are still buying him pink stuff, what of it? Then last night I had a dream Schenners bought me Bauer and all sorts of puppy accessories. Precious! And then I woke up with no OLAS or puppy. BOOOOO.

Thanks Domi, the card is rad.