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What a cocktease. No pictures of the goods? Now, I need to see pictures of these abs in question. Its like, for science and stuff. I will be the judge of whether or not these abs truly are a distraction. I practically have a PhD in Mancandy. I should consider putting it on resumes. Just how “distracting” was it? Was it like when Christian Bale’s scene was totally trashed? Ok fine, I will post a picture of Aves that I have yet to see on the internets. I had to scan it. You better appreciate my hard work. This is from Interview Magazine. I can’t remember the date, but I am pretty sure it was before interning at Vogue.
Am I distracting you?
He is totally doing the boyfriend thing. “Oh wha– me? I just woke up, sorry I’m so tired, I thought I’d be nice and do your laundry on my abs. Give me a sec to find a shirt and I’ll go get you some donuts. You hate jelly filled ones right? Me too.”
6 responses so far ↓
Cathy // July 15, 2009 at 11:14 am
I think further research is needed to determine exactly how distracting Avery’s abs are. Lots and lots of further research.
hockey&horses // July 16, 2009 at 2:12 am
I think I’m more distracted by Victor Hedman’s abs, truthfully. Mmm but I love good abs in general : )
AmyB // July 16, 2009 at 3:35 am
OH MY MR AVERY. Hedman’s abs are delish, but then I remember that he’s the same age as my little brother.
GreenEyedLilo // July 17, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Man, that’s wrong. With a headline like that, they really do need to come correct with the abs. Thanks for your hard work. Obviously your standards are higher than New York magazine’s.
loser domi // July 19, 2009 at 11:57 pm
If he wasn’t digging eye crumbs out of his face/wiping off eyeliner, I’d almost say that second Avery pic was hot.
Almost.
I’m a Hedman fan, myself. He’s of age and I’d like to think I could teach him a thing or two (bow chicka wow wow)
Virginia // July 20, 2009 at 10:33 am
Sean’s attitude is a distraction from his abs. Why does he have to be such an ass??? He’s so hot!
I agree with the Hedman lovers. I’m glad he went to Tampa. As a Thrasher fan I’ll be seeing lots of him.
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