It’s that time, ladies. One of the two days in the week you look forward to; Mustache Monday and Cheesecake Thursday. Cameron and I know this is the stuff you live for.
Who is our stud today? Well it’s none other than FrankD of Pensburgh. I know, I know. What is it with me and my affiliation and affection for Penguins blogs? I honestly have no idea. Anyways, Frank is a tall glass of water, who lives in Jersey, but loves and adores his Penguins. In Montreal we went to a Mexican restaurant and he ordered a quesidilla that looked like an awkward taco going through the change and I drank mediocre strawberry margaritas with my terrible nachos. It was funnier in person than me relaying it here. Btw, he struggles with pronouncing Spokane correctly. Or just says it wrong to bug me.
Oh, FrankD tried to make a trade and steal me away from Pension Plan Puppets. Or was it PPP was trying to get rid of me….? Mallowmar Bars were involved but they ultimately decided to send it to arbitration. Results still pending.
Here’s what Frank sent in after weeks of me pestering him;
Obviously, he had to rock team colors. Which is the right decision to make if you are going to submit photos for Mustache Monday.
Now, I am told that there is indeed a picture of just him rocking the stache. But he refused to submit it, claiming it was not up to the rigious standards we have for Mustache Monday. Ok, first of all I am glad he thinks so highly of this esteemed publication but I gotta say it: pics or it didn’t happen. Let us judge the alleged awfulness of your mustache. We’re kind and gentle. I promise.
Guys I need your face. Send your stuff in for Mustache Monday. Email me; firstname.lastname@example.org.