Stiletto Sean Avery meets Stiletto Alexander Ovechkin
Hey all, this is Lori from Hockey, Football, and Stiletto Shoes. I’m here to pay you a visit while your blog owner, Wrap Around Curl, visits the state of Oregon and promptly drinks it under the table. I’ve brought with me all of our favorite, strapping hockey boys… but here’s the kicker: they’re all in stiletto shoe form.
Rawr. These are for your red pimpin’ suit.
Tyler Kennedy’s has been nose transformed into high fashion ankle boots.
I may or may not be calling him a fat ass.
When is the last time you saw a unicorn drawing WITHOUT Kris Leang? That’s what I thought.
Scott Hartnell/ Chris Pronger:
The Ed Hardy of shoes. The wearer of this shoe is probably a douche that thinks that they are a badass. Is this a shoe or a butt plug? Much like Pronger and Hartnell, we’ll never know.
They’re fun, cute, they don’t entirely make sense, and.. well.. let’s just pretend they’re French.
Just because he’s a womanizer and an attention whore doesn’t mean he isn’t really damn good at it. Consider that tip jar full.
Insert sod joke here. Btw, did you know he has brothers?
Because now that Patrick Kane is a delinquent, Towes is “the good one” of the two. He’s goddamn adorable and doesn’t look a day over twelve.
Now for the galleries. Sean Avery:
All the pizzaz with a side of badass.
He would actually wear these…
….but only after he finishes checking himself out in these.
Do you like being constantly aware of how hot you are? The flair on these boots doubles a mirror. Looking good…
There is a disco ball on the heel of these shoes. If that’s not badass, I don’t know what is.