You know, sometimes the Chiefs are like a slacker boyfriend. It’s like when you have a date to go on and you decide “screw it, I’m gonna look all fly.” So you go through the work of flattening your hair and you even picked out the Eff Me Pumps. You got on the cute top and nice jeans. And he shows up late to pick you up and tells you dinner is going to be at Zips. And he didn’t even bother to put on a clean shirt which is evidenced by Cheet O dust. Do not want.
Don’t get me wrong. Homegirl loves a Papa Joe. BUT SERIOUSLY? WHY DID I PUT ON THE STICKY LIPGLOSS? Oh because it makes me look amazing. That’s why. And what do you have to show for? A tub of fries, tartar sauce and a cherry Pepsi. AHW HELL NAW. That’s not how this works. I won’t complain about my feet hurting if you take me to a nice dinner, ok? But even slacker boyfriends can sense waves of venom. Let me tell you, there is nothing more amusing than a fella trying to salvage a date with his woman. Next thing you know he’s offering to take you to Applebee’s for dessert and running into a grocery store for some cheap roses to undo the damage.
This how the Chiefs played tonight. Can’t say they started out playing with any effort or heart for that matter. Then, sensing things weren’t going to go the right way. They decided it would be ideal to play some hockey sometime in the second period. Coach is still playing musical chairs with lines. And a bit too much. JUST SETTLE ON SOMETHING, OK? I was going to pull up the score summary for you. But the WHL site doesn’t exist or something. No really. Look;
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Err yeah. Did someone forget to pay their server bill? Hmmmm? Also, tonight’s crowd was pathetic. Not even fifty percent of the arena was filled. So disappointing. TC Cratsenberg cannot fight and should not fight because nothing good comes of it and in the end he’s only hurting himself. The Chiefs did absolutely nothing with two minutes of 5 on 3 action. I thought I was going to climb over the glass onto the bench and start screaming at the players. I was that livid.
NS16 got me a Kyle Beach bobblehead that I love and adore. And tonight I bought a Beach player button. Hating Kyle Beach is soooo last season. Disagree or whatever but suck mai dddddddd.
So the Chiefs win. 5-2. Chalupas for everyone. And now for some music;
You know, that describes it VERY well. Sauter needs to stop it. I can’t handle it, there’s too much anxiety. I think the players are getting confused too. At one point our newest little import stepped outta the box and just stood there looking between the play and the bench. DO SOMETHING CHILD!
By: SinBinRegular on October 10, 2009
at 8:22 am
hahah cheet o dust! im glad the boys came around and decided to play. And i HATE this line changing. Did i see wahl kuhn and beach out there??????????????? And i commend Kyle Beach. THANK YOU for stepping in after that hit on Koper. Makes me all happy inside besides the fact I was about to jump over that glass. I want a good win tonight!
By: My other car is a Zamboni... on October 10, 2009
at 9:44 am
Hey don’t include ALL chiefs in that!
Kopes and Reider were performing all game they just had to cover for the rest! Lets hope for the strong Chiefs tonight!
By: Nostache16 on October 10, 2009
at 11:53 am
Not to mention Ulmer!
By: SinBinRegular on October 10, 2009
at 12:29 pm
i think ulmer and miller played extra well last night. they were everywhere and i do love this extra aggressiveness Miller has had lately!!!!!
By: My other car is a Zamboni... on October 10, 2009
at 3:41 pm
True. They had a lot of slack to pick up. Which isn’t cute.
By: wrap around curl on October 10, 2009
at 2:31 pm
I knew you would grow to the BEACH!!! I miss him in Everett and can not wait until Spokane comes to play. I will be cheering for BEACH!!!
By: Beach Fan on October 10, 2009
at 4:47 pm
Beach officially pulled me into his fan club last night!
By: Nostache16 on October 11, 2009
at 9:38 am
ONE OF US. ONE OF US!
By: wrap around curl on October 11, 2009
at 9:45 am
And ya know I am 100% oka with that!
By: Nostache16 on October 11, 2009
at 9:53 am
YAY! im glad you’ve been pulled over! he still has a really bad temper though. he got pissed off and was just going around trying to start something. kid needs to take a chill pill. and i DO love that scruff!!!!!1
By: My other car is a Zamboni... on October 11, 2009
at 10:32 am
I’ve had an epic crush on Shirley Manson for at least 12 years now.
By: article1 on October 15, 2009
at 12:42 am