If it keeps on raining, the levee’s gonna break.

After last night’s Chiefs victory over the Chilliwack Bruins the news came hard: Dustin Donaghy was traded to the Lethbridge Hurricanes for a sixth round Bantam pick which is, essentially nothing. It’s crushing because while the Chiefs did still have the over ager status to settle, it sucks it was Donny. Donny wore a 16 on his sweater. Which a lot of grinding greats in the NHL seem to sport.

For the Chiefs, he did encompass the current Maple Leafs motto of “truculence, pugnacity, testosterone and belligerence.” You could count on Donaghy to drop his mitts when needed but more than that he brought character to the team. In fact, he proved himself to be versatile at the end of last season. When the Chiefs were collapsing amidst a playoff run, food poisoning and suspensions Donny stepped in and showed he can play defense as well. We’ll always remember that Friends Don’t Let Friends Fight Dustin Donaghy and Viva La Donaghy. We’re going to miss you, Dustin. Thank you for your time in a Spokane sweater. We wish you nothing but the best.

Kyle Beach continues to get shit done. 8 goals in 5 games? Divide that out and its 1.6 points per game. That’s out of control sexy. The ranks of the Beach Bunnies continues to swell and grow. Things Beach does that Jared Cowen doesn’t: acts like a goddamn captain. Last night Beach was skating hard and fast making all the right moves. In addition to directing teammates for positioning in faceoffs. What did Cowen do? Skate about lazily and MISS PASSES. Collapsing like a dying star? Yeah that would be Jared Cowen. He seems to have checked out and I don’t even want him here. I used to be proud to say “Cowen is a Chief and he is ours.” Now I’d be ok with shipping him out. Also, if Pittsburgh Bruins, I mean Chilliwack, can give Mitch McColm the C on his sweater, I don’t see why we can’t give it to Beach.

Also, I am tired of the line change jumbles. STILL. WHAT EVEN. This should not be taking place anymore. The constant mix ups make the boys look awkward out there, like they have no idea what to expect. And I realllllly want a Time On Ice stat for the WHL because I am dying to know how much Beach plays a game. I want to say it’s at least 30 mikes (that’s minutes in military speak, I’ve been watching Generation Kill). The front office of this team just continues to frustrate and disappoint me. With the lackluster coaching from Hardy Sauter to the absolutely dismal promotions; it’s an appetite for destruction. It just feels like the team is imploding. Perhaps I am being overly dramatic because well, I am a Leafs fan and have you looked at the points standings lately? Even then, I just want better. It’s not that hard.

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