Posted by: wrap around curl | December 23, 2009

Festivus.

Over on Pension Plan Puppets today, they are giving the masses a chance to complain about whatever they need to and airing their grievances. It’s a cathartic process, in hopes of removing the toxin from one’s self. This is your time to spill your hockey word vomit. What in the past year in hockey has been bothering you? Is it a player? A team? A specific referee? Pink glitter jereseys? Take to the comments and tell me what’s up. I have no restrictions, just remember common decency and don’t get me sued.

xoxo, WAC

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Responses

  1. Name: Brett “the fuck up” Bartman
    Problem: horrible, slow defender, not even worthy to play hockey. reason for countless goals scored on us
    Solution: trade him for a bag of ketchup chips

    • I agree with the above statement. I also have blind, seething hate for John Tavares. I wanna bust televisions whenever I see his doofy face pop up. No, I will not justify it. I am allowed my inexplicable sports hate.

  2. Scott Hartnell…..
    I HAVE DISLIKED HIM FROM DAY ONE!!! something about him just irritates me plus the fact he bit letang, tries to throw big hits on innocent players in the nhl and seems like a real jerk on the ice…

    and my other issues is all the suspensions on head shots yes the are dangerous, but not all of the hits needed suspensions only a few…

    now i am done

  3. I would like to second that John Tavares skates around in an aura of douche and that when Scott Hartnell bit my adorable puppy of a defenseman Kris Letang, it was over. All over.

  4. If there was a team whose color was pink glitter, I would *absolutely* wear that jersey. Otherwise…

    Annoying: Blackhawks so popular that I worry if I can afford tickets later in the season; have to deal with stereotypical-Cubs-fans-type crowds at UC now; yet Chicago media still doesn’t pay much attention to hockey.

    Depressing: Guy friends, hockey bloggers & commenters who use rape metaphors for a big loss (or win) or the cost of Winter Classic tickets or whatever. No, just no.

    Frustrating: I’ve seen the Bruins play in Detroit and Chicago this season and Lucic was out both times. Get well soon!

  5. Very frustrated that tickets to the Winter Classic were basically unobtainable for peeps without Season Tix. Come on!! We all don’t have a money tree in the backyard!!
    And to go along with that… the price of hockey tickets is obsurd… since when has this become a rich man’s sport?!

  6. The fact that Subway is incredibly stingy with the meats and cheese that they put on their grinders. What happened to a good old grinder, piled high with the good stuff..not those little pre-measured bags that the corporate cooks have schemed up…

  7. The fact that my grandpa continually gets me skanky-looking pink and white Canadiens jerseys for Christmas. And Carey Price just pisses me off.


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