Like this:

I like this promo.

We’re in the thick of Olympic hockey. Yesterday I watched Switzerland and Norway which was probably the best game I’ve watched. I’m always so torn on Olympic and tournament hockey with the disgusting blowouts. Because there seems to be no glory. But SUI/NOR delivered. Plus, one of the players was named Tore Vikingstad. If only my last name was a quarter that epic and rad.

I can’t stop watching curling. I love Denmark and the DuPont sisters. Plus they are babes and wear skirts when competing.

I caved and went to McDonald’s to try that goddamn sweet chili sauce they won’t stop advertising during the Olympics. I must say it is rather tasty and lives up to the hype. The food enthusiast in me will be a sad panda when they won’t have it anymore.

(805): We watched ‘the mighty ducks’ last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.