It was the last game of the regular season. But the Chiefs do have playoffs ahead of them.
But tonight.
Kyle Beach is injured and really, it showed on the ice what the team looks like without his presence. Let me rewind. Beach is like, the flyest dresser ever. What he wore tonight quite possibly could have trumped Dustin Tokarski’s silver suit. It was that good. Kyle hobbled out in an all black suit, white skinny tie, white belt and white shoes. Head to toe, pimpadelic. Well done, King Kyle. That style was of NHL caliber. I need pictures of this. Anyone have them?
Gaga approves of Kyle's fashion.
Oh the game the game…the boys were too quiet. No communication at all on the ice. Jared Cowen cannot close his mouth and has a terrible excuse for a mustache. There were the spurts of energy and legs for the team. But for the most part they seemed to lack direction. And really I was bored, and thought I had better things to do, such as:
except Miracle Whip is disgusting
So thus concludes our regular season. I hope to have more coherent overview of the season that was with Chalupa Goal. In the meanwhile, stop phoning shit in, Chiefs.
Also, I was completely heartbroken that the poster tonight was a collage (that looked great) and not the usual team photo. I have the team photos from the past four seasons. Alas, no…
Any post with this much Gaga is epic!
By: Virginia on March 15, 2010
at 7:38 am
I have good news! There are team photos on sale at the souvenier stand, three bucks…or 2.70 if you show your ticket. It’s like and actual photo on photo paper n shit…kinda schnazzy
By: SinBinRegular on March 15, 2010
at 12:15 pm
Yayyyyy. I need to get one!
By: wrap around curl on March 15, 2010
at 4:59 pm
I was also making comments about Cowen being a mouth breather last night!
By: playingwpoise on March 15, 2010
at 4:57 pm
He should have gotten an award for “most amount of Twinkies shoved in the mouth” with that thing hanging open.
By: wrap around curl on March 15, 2010
at 4:58 pm