So I’ve been bored. And I’ve been playing around with anagrams. You remember those in school? Rearranging the letters in a word to form new ones? Here is the generator, and I plugged in some hockey players:
Luke Schenn: knees lunch (what Archi had to say: Hilarious, because that’s what dating him is like. Get on your knees, then make him a sandwich.)
Phil Kessel: sheep skill
Tomas Kaberle: bleak maestro
Vesa Toskala: a slave to ask
Roberto Luongo: goon or trouble
George Parros: groper or sage
Alexander Ovechkin: hoax kind relevance
Dany Heatley: hey neat lady!
Jason Spezza: jazz ape sons
Craig Anderson: sardonic anger
Vincent Lecavalier: an invective caller
Patrick Kane: pirate knack
Justin Abdelkader: it’s dreadable junk
Marc Andre Fleury: clean merry fraud
Paul Bissonnette: up insolent beast
Found on the internets:
Viktor Stalberg: grab skirt or vest (via @chansler)
Daniel Alfredsson: an idle ass fondler (@kidkawartha)
Niklas Kronwall: know carnal skill (@FightNightatJoe)
Post more in the comments!
ADRENAL SEX MINE = Alexander Semin
HACK EVIL OXEN, VEX A NICKEL HO= Alex Ovechkin
SIR TIT JULY = Jiri Tlusty
Colton Orr = COLON TORR, or, what Carkner screamed.
Big Volt Strreak = Viktor Stalberg
Lo Snake Jab= Jason Blake
Crime Urge Ripe= Pierre McGuire
Hazard Cone= Zdeno Chara
See A Beanier Ingest Jugs = J.S. Giguere
Ape Doh Fun In= Phaneuf
Brian Burke= Break Bruin.
By: kidkawartha on March 15, 2010
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Ulf Samuelsson = Us Smell of Anus
Vesa Toskala = Koala Ass Vet
By: DeanoTPS on March 15, 2010
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Steve Yzerman = Very Mean Zest
Henrik Zetterberg = Breeze ‘n’ Right Trek
and my favorite:
Pavel Datsyuk = Puke Vast Lady
By: Kris on March 15, 2010
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Daniel Alfresson= An Idle Ass Fondler
By: kidkawartha on March 15, 2010
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INVENT LUSH QR KID = Henrik Lundqvist
By: henrik lundqvist blog on March 15, 2010
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Montreal Canadiens = Rodents In A Manacle
By: kidkawartha on March 15, 2010
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Montreal Canadiens=Maniacal Nerd Onset
Montreal Canadiens=Satanical Drone Men
By: kidkawartha on March 15, 2010
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Tomas Kaberle = So Marketable.
Somebody else came up with that one, but I think its amazing.
By: general borschevsky on March 16, 2010
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loser domi = rooms idle
wrap around curl = up and rural crow
Archimedies= I’m dire aches
general borschevsky = green shocks bravely
kidkarwartha = it a dark hawk
By: loser domi on March 16, 2010
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Pavel Bure = Reveal Pub
Sergei Fedorov = Over-fed Orgies (I knew I loved the Russians for reason!)
Alexei Morozov = Exam Or Evil Zoo
Peter Forsberg = Grr Before Pest
By: sleza on March 16, 2010
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“jazz ape sons” sounds like it would be a great name for a band!
By: stucky on March 16, 2010
at 10:35 am
My super hero name is now officially “Dark Hawk”.
By: kidkawartha on March 16, 2010
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A few i got
I will Con Son- Colin Wilson
Can’t Carve Live Nile- Vincent Lecavalier
Bro, Met Rad Urine- Martin Brodeur
Greedy Anne- Andy Greene
Yet Medicine Rot Mars- Scott Niedermayer
Ron Lost Brain- Brian Rolston
Ear Pal I Kist- Patrik Elias
Jars Not a Ton- Jason Arnott
We Be Shear- Shea Weber
By: Space Weed on March 16, 2010
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Wade Redden= new, dreaded
Chris Drury= cry rid rush
michal roszival= zilch via morals
donald brashear= as abhorred land
alex auld= a dull axe
tom poti= i’m top, to
martin brodeur= intruder rambo
sean avery= areas envy
By: drew on March 16, 2010
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Alex Semin = Menial Sex (lol)
By: erick on March 16, 2010
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Sergei Fedorov = Over-Fed Orgies
By: erick on March 16, 2010
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My favourite has to be Mikael Samuelsson: MOAN, KILL MASSEUSE.
I also like Alexander Ovechkin: HONK, A LEADEN CERVIX!
By: bart on March 16, 2010
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Ryan Kesler = Key Snarler
So appropriate
By: Cloud on March 16, 2010
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Corey Perry is CREEPY RORY
By: Ellie-Jo on March 17, 2010
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”Found on the internets:
Viktor Stalberg: grab skirt or vest (via @chansler)
Vincent Lecavalier: a clit can’t lie (@space_weed)
Daniel Alfredsson: an idle ass fondler (@kidkawartha)
Niklas Kronwall: know carnal skill (@FightNightatJoe)”
Wait… how can Vincent Lecavalier be ”a clit can’t lie”. There’s no V there. Well, I guess there IS a V, but not in the anagram.
By: cottoneye on March 17, 2010
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I saw the Vincent one on twitter. But I will update accordingly. I totally missed that the first time. Hah.
By: wrap around curl on March 17, 2010
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It was “a clit can’t never lie”
That’s where the V went
By: Space Weed on March 20, 2010
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Oh, I saw these on Twitter but didn’t know you blogged it (I did too)! Some of mine:
Sean Avery = Arena Yves
Milan Lucic = Lilac Cumin
Rick Nash = Rink Cash
David Backes = Bad Save, Dick
Shea Weber = He Saw Beer
Alex Ovechkin = since my 1st one was already posted (Hack Live Oxen), Nail, Choke, Vex.
Matt Cooke = Cake Motto
Roberto Luongo = Rube Go Loot Ron
Alex Burrows = Our Sex Brawl (I bet there’s a hair-pulling joke here)
Blackhawks-related:
Kyle Beach = Heal Becky
Patrick Kane = I Kept a Crank
Kris Versteeg = Resist Keg, Rev
Antti Niemi = Aim, net. In it. (ouch)
Tomas Kopecky = Stop, OK? My Cake
I couldn’t find a Ryan Kesler one when I tried, but Cloud’s comment above is great!
By: KofC on March 17, 2010
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The Burrows and Backes ones are magnificent.
By: wrap around curl on March 17, 2010
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all I figure was
Kris Letang: K-porn he stil great
By: Allie on March 17, 2010
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