Because I like to inflict pain upon myself; I looked up the top selling items on Shop.NHL.com. Then I saw this.
I have no words. It’s super creepy. And $25. I’m too scared to see what other players have plushies in the shop. So did Patrick sign off on this?
I lied. Curiosity got the best of me. I had to see the rest.
But the Malkin one is kinda adorably accurate!
Poor Steven Stamkos. He looks like a blondie, slightly more pleasant Dion Phaneuf.
Alex Ovechkin is just missing a candy necklace, yellow lens sunglasses and a backpack. He looks like an ecstasy dealer circa 1997.
This isn’t right. Jonathan Toews doesn’t smile.
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By: SinBinRegular on July 24, 2012
at 7:13 pm
RIGHT? The Malkin one is cute! But not 25 bucks of cute, duh.
By: wrap around curl on July 24, 2012
at 7:22 pm
Exactly. You CANNOT justify owning one of those for that price. If you’re gonna be creepy you have to have excuses.
By: SinBinRegular on July 24, 2012
at 10:34 pm
I don’t think Patrick needed to sign off since the NHLPA and NHL have a licensing agreement. The other ones aren’t any better, either– especially the Sedins.
By: Scotty Wazz on July 24, 2012
at 7:15 pm