Cock Knockers Inc is back;

It has arrived;
The newest chapter in Cock Knockers Inc.

So check out the Loser Domi and Wrap Around Curl collab.

We still believe Sean Avery is pretty much exactly like this.

tres hott.

Kevin Smith; man after my heart. I have often thought Kevin to be the male version of me. We share similar interests. We are both Star Wars dorks, consider cursing to be a sport, love hooded sweatshirts and hockey. Also, Kevin tends to work with people I love. His films utilize a stellar group of individuals. So naturally, seeing this picture this morning made me giddy;

If you squint, you see SETH ROGEN in some sexy glasses. I think we all know how I feel about hockey players in glasses And the fellow on the left is Jeff Anderson better known as Randall Graves from Clerks. Better known as, My Hero.

Another reason to love Kevin; he does not hate Sean Avery. He only hates Avery because he does not play for the Devils. And as for how I feel about Avery, I’d sell my soul to share a milk shake with that motherfucker.

I do not know the context for the boys in jerseys, but I don’t care.
All I know is I will be seeing Zack and Miri Make a Porno the day it comes out.

Kick saves and a beaut to Puck Daddy for the story and image.

Liveblog tomorrow kiddos, with MYFO.

Cock Knockers, Incorporated.

So, Loser Domi and I pretty much freaked out with awesomeness when we found out that Sean Avery would be interning at Vogue this summer. As we talked about it, the project pretty much wrote itself.

What Sean Avery Working At Vogue Will Probably Look Like. According to me and Domi.

I like to think the dialouge is fairly accurate.

What? You are a n00b who doesn’t know the origins of “cock knocker”? Go, be enlightened.

sad panda.

Whoa, so it was first reported that Sean Avery was taken to the hospital, suffering cardiac arrest.

Now, it is being reported it was really a lacerated spleen.

So, Hockey Jesus sprains his ankle and he whines and complains and has Malkin mop everything up for him. Avery played last night with an internal injury. Where is your god, now?

Reasonable Doubt over at MYFO is keeping better tabs on this than I am

quel surprise follow up.

Apparently, as soon as I posted about last night, the Chiefs won. Which is pretty much amazing.

Most curious is perusing the box scores is the fact that the Ams were outshooting us like whoa. But in the first Judd Blackwater scored in the first from Chris Bruton and Ondrej Roman. Oh but then an Am scored. Ugh. Second period, oh look another Am scored. Ain’t nothing but a g thang since Drayson Bowman scored twice in the second (Bruton and Mitch Wahl; Stefan Ulmer and Trevor Glass). Oh then it all was tied up in the third. Time to hit overtime, again. Which had me hoping Dustin Tokarski wouldn’t swoop behind the pipes and basically give a goal to the Ams.

And he didn’t. The game winner came from the stick of Blackwater set up Roman and Justin Falk.

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I am getting ready to watch the Rangers/Pens game and apparently Sid the Kid decides when to allow the Pens fans to do a White Out. What in the fuck? This kid is the head cheerleader of the spirit squad? Does he tell the other cheerleaders when to decorate the football team’s lockers and who gets to ride in the stretch Hummer to prom? Also, this kid should never talk to the media, ever. People say David Beckham should be seen and not heard. I’d have to say the same about Sid. Except I do not find the Cros attractive at all.

Mr Avery, I hope you get up in Sid’s face/grill/kool aid, etc. Also, Avery if you could score a couple of goals, that would be great. I am in need of some points for my fantasy hockey team.

Regardless of team, can players please stop fucking blaming the game on the condition of the ice? It’s called being adaptable. Try it sometime.

lick it up, baby.

Say what you will, I fucking love this guy.

“There is not a woman that doesn’t fall in love with him in five minutes.”

C’mon, you would totallyyyyy hit it.