Hottie Hockey Dreamy Team; the boys who like it rough

Alright ladies, you ready for the next round? You might need some extra time to complete this one, ahem.

The Champs;

We pulled it off. We really pulled it off.

The Chiefs brought home the Memorial Cup and posted a perfect 4-0 for the round-robin tournament Kitchener, Ontario defeating the Belleville Bulls, the Gatineau Olympiques and the Kitchener Rangers (twice).

Dustin Tokarski was named the MVP making an astounding 53 saves for this game. I expect his stock to now shoot up come June. Like, top of the list jump. I also expect some other Chiefs to get some much deserved love for the draft and I am thrilled. Someone has Mitch Wahl’s number, right?

I am pretty much dancing on my toes. I have no idea how I am sitting still and writing this out.

I have left out the best part. When they gave Chris Bruton the cup? He dropped it. It broke. The cup popped off the base. It was honestly the funniest thing I have ever seen. The fans in the arena were in shock, and booed. Then I think it was Trevor Glass, swooped in and picked up one of the pieces and was like “Yeah! We won!” and everyone seemed to get over it. They passed around the two parts. And for the team picture, Drayson Bowman is holding the trophy together.

There is already video….

It’s actually kinda adorable. This rag tag group of kids make it all the way and win. They break the coveted trophy. And don’t even fucking care. There was nothing but pure joy to be seen. Ecstatic they some how clawed their was through these teams and bested them all. This fight is longer and harder than the one for Lord Stanley, then it all comes down to a round-robin tournament and one final game.

These kids aren’t millionaires. They go back to being regular kids who just happened to do something amazing. They are playing hockey out of sheer joy and love.

Total wins this season: 70.

The score summary. I could have written about what actually happened in the game. I might later on. For now? I am nothing but proud of these ragamuffins.

One last time; TOKARSKI SAVES.

Download this: We Are the Champions

Oh the long version….

isn’t that just the cutest thing ever…

You know, I thought about posting this a few days ago, since Ryan brought it to my attention. I thought, is it right to post someone’s tribute video they made for their boyfriend, who happens to be David Rutherford? It’s a personal video with snapshots of them being all kissy face. It has some song I am sure means something to them. Then I decided, you know what, she put it on YouTube. So I give you; The Tribute Video Made By David Rutherford’s Girlfriend

If that wasn’t to your liking, there is always this tribute video that features Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believing” (Whoa, dream big!) which was a popular song among the Washington Caps tribute videos.

Personally, I think it’s time to come up with a new song for tribute videos. There are numerous tribute vids on YouTube using that Journey song. The Office, JAM moments being the most obvious. Ok, so I didn’t bother to look up any other videos I just know the song is relatively flogged death. I am not hating on the quality of the song (maybe) but I think it is time to perhaps change it up.

Here is the schedule for the (Mastercard!) Memorial Cup that I copied off the Chiefs site because I am a creature of supreme laziness. Things of note; Sunday also is my birthday. Tokarski, the best present ever would be if you got a shut out.

MEMORIAL CUP SCHEDULE (all times pacific)

Friday, May 16th – Gatineau vs. Kitchener – 4:00
Saturday, May 17th – Belleville vs. Spokane – 1:00
Sunday, May 18th – Kitchener vs. Spokane – 1:30
Monday, May 19th – Belleville vs. Gatineau – 4:00
Tuesday, May 20th – Spokane vs. Gatineau – 4:00
Wednesday, May 21st – Kitchener vs. Belleville – 4:00
Thursday, May 22nd – Tiebreaker (if necessary)
Friday, May 23rd – Semi-Final – 4:00
Saturday, May 24th – Off Day
Sunday, May 25th – Final – 1:30

I am thrilled the Chiefs have made it this far because it has given me that much more to write about. If the Chiefs would have sucked this season, this blog would have came to a halt before the end of March. Things in life I love? Hockey in May.

I suppose if I was desperate to write something I could have like, written about this season of A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila. Bitches be crazy!

Download this: Here I Come by The Roots. This seriously is the motherfucking jam. Someone make a tribute video with this. I’d do it myself, but Alton Brown is talking about how to properly make espresso right now…

briefness;

Game 3 is tomorrow in Lethbridge.
Judd Blackwater was named player of the week.
Dustin Tokarski was named goalie of the week.

Last night’s Dallas/San Jose game went into 4 overtimes. That is just too long. Though the Melt Your Face Off live blog was hysterical.

Download This: I See You Baby by Groove Armada remixed by Fatboy Slim

chicka, chicka yeah.

WOOOOOO. Suck on that, Ams! You taste that? You like that, Tri? That is the taste of defeattttttt. Mmmmm, so delicious. Choke on it.

More concise post to follow when the WHL site isn’t down.
Also, my BOY. Dustin Tokarski is the muthafuckin’ MVP, yo!

A song for the occasion;
Download this: If I Can’t Be a Champion. Queen vs. 50 Cent

ahem,

Alright, so let’s get down to it. It all could have been stitched up last night. Except it wasn’t. Another overtime loss.

Judd Blackwater scored a beauty in the first period assisted by Mitch Wahl and Jared Cowen. The second a goal from an Am. LAME. But there was plenty of chance and enough time for the Chiefs to score, but it just wasn’t happening.

Third period. More of the same fucking shit. Tied up and going into overtime. Then an Am, RED-dick to be precise, smacked in the game winner. And I about clawed the eyes out of the dick Ams fan in front of me. Sweetie, 1985 called, they want their frosted hair back.

I swear it was those motherfucking rally towels the arena handed out before the game (which were handy wiping cotton candy stickiness off). In theory, a rally towel was not needed because the series was at 3-2. But I am convinced those unholy scraps of terry sealed our fate to tie it all up.

So Chiefs, here is what I ask of you tonight. Bust your fucking balls, but do not get sloppy and take penalties. Cowen, you could stand to smarten up a tad. You were all over the place last night. Tokarski, stick just a bittttt closer to your pipes. And can we please check like we fucking mean it? I am sick of this love tap collision shit. Check a bitch! No really, I want to see that y’all mean business.

Can we please just win a fucking trophy? I will settle for the Western Conference. Because let’s face it, regardless who comes out of this is going to be slaughtered by Lethbridge. I’d love for my Chiefs to win it all, because it would coincide nicely with my birthday. But hey, I will take what I can get.

Also, David Rutherford, I know you have some agitator tendencies in you. Let’s crank your Sean Avery status to 11. That would be amazing. You don’t have to wave your hands in front of Pickard. But nudge nudge…

Ondrej Roman, just keep being you. You have been absolutely brilliant this series, I can’t hate. All I can say is, peeps Roman can’t do it alone.

I do not suggest slacking off in this game. Otherwise I will fucking cut you.

Now; a slew of songs for your taking.
Rush by Talib Kweli
Back Like That Remix by Ghostface featuring Mase and Kanye
9 Milli Bros. by Ghostface featuring Wu Tang Clan
Ghetto Superstar/Change Clothes. Jay Z vs. the Fugees
My 1st Song by Jay Z

tooth and nail,

So the Lethbridge Hurricanes completely annihilated the the Calgary Hitmen. Which wasn’t all that surprising. I was hoping the Hitmen could pull it off. But, nay.

Which means, in the event we claw our way out of this round. The next round will be a bitch and a half. There will be blood, I am pretty sure.

Download This: 99 Problems by Jay Z.

I am working out what action will be going down here in the off season. Holler if you have any ideas. I think I might team up with Loser Domi for some posting. We have a few things we are kicking around.

bang for the buck.

Alright, what is there to be said about last night’s game? Oh, that it was nearly the same game as Friday. And the winning goal did not occur until the second overtime period. Except it was the Ams and not the Chiefs. I won’t lie I was getting a bit tired in the break before the second overtime. I recall whining, “I am missing the Rock of Love reunion.”

It was a nice and neat game. For the most part all the Ams fans were all nice and my non-existent billy club was not needed. Though the music at the game? Oh god was it awful. It was like every band I have ever hated. Played the entire time. Oh and the Cotton Eyed Joe. Boys and men everywhere tore off their shirts. Twirled them over head. My eyes burned. I felt a little vomm coming on.

I will never support the shirt off twirling it overhead unless I am around men of David Beckham caliber. If Clive Owen or Gerard Butler wanted to do that, I’d be like “well shit, ok.” But you, dollface? Put your fucking shirt back on.

I really hope the next games do not go into two overtime periods. Because I am a girl who does not handle stress well.

Now for some pictures of my pretty, pretty boys.

Ulmer.

I see you baby, shakin’ that ass.

Your goaltender.

Mr Blackwater.

El Capitan.

I somehow find this song fitting. Don’t hate! You totally loved it back in the day, yo.
Download This: Faith covered by Limp Bizkit

The next chapter;

Heading down to Tri Cities tomorrow for Game 2. I hear there will be signs. I did not partake in crafting them. But I hear they are classy. And just for kicks; download this.

Download: Rock the Casbah by The Clash
Hah! It’s not hip hop. I thought I should switch it all up.

In other news. I acquired a fabulous Team Russia jersey and I think I will get Ovie’s name on the back, in Russian. Oh and the C. It’s baller status.

how did I get here?

That was some Freaky Friday action. It was just like watching the game the other night except this time it was the Chiefs scoring all the goals. In fact, the final score was 4-1. So really, it was Groundhog’s Day, but this time everything was fixed and went in our favor.

David Rutherford posted two goals. Which is nice because the ‘Couv’s goalie, Tyson Sexsmith is one of his good friends. Clearly, Rutherford knew how to get up in his Kool Aid. Also, I am fairly certain Sexsmith’s mask has scantily clad women painted on it. Perhaps it’s the Playboy version of Johnny Canuck.

Mitch Wahl scored and Levko Koper had an empty netter in about the last thirty seconds. After the game, the Giants decided to clear the bench and scream at the refs for their calls. Really, the refs were incredibly fair tonight. I was impressed and all the Giants should have gotten penalized for being unsportsmanlike when the buzzer sounded.

So with the series tied, it’s time to play in Vancouver. Best of luck boys and all that. Oh and I understand for this round of playoffs y’all aren’t shaving. Uhm, please shave. You all look homeless. And unclean. You were all pretty and clean for the first round and you swept the Silvertips. So lets shave off the goatees. Most of you are too young to grow them anyways. I will bring you some Gillette and a razor.

All hail Saint Tokarski, for he saves us all.

Download this: Damn It Feels Good to Be a Gangsta.