I like this one.

It’s Thursday which means its time for Cheesecake. Who is the fox this week?

In the Red.

Normally, Thursday is just a picspam of some hottie dudes so I and others can coo over abs and lickable eyebrows. But it has been mentioned by a few perhaps, that some would appreciate pictures of stunning ladies. And I’d have to agree. So, here’s your cheesecake boyos.

Swedish Fish.

There is no hockey. I have no life. I’ve spent my time catching up on tv shows I missed. Or just revisiting them in general. I whipped through season two of Mad Men the other day. A few weeks ago it was a Burn Notice marathon. Because I am an ONTD obsessive, and they tend to know what’s good, I had to know what was up with True Blood. I thought it was in the vein of Twilight. I stayed up a few nights watching season one and catching up on season two and OMFGGGGGG ITS SO GOOD. And its amazing and wonderful and best of all the vampires don’t effing sparkle. It almost fills the void that Buffy left when it was over… So here is your Thursday Slice of Cheesecake, one of the babes of True Blood.

Bite me.

Who Wants a Mustache Ride?

Today we continue our magnificent Mustache Monday series where Cameron Frye and I celebrate men of distinguished facial hair. Our gent is Shawn Thornton. Onward to the pic spam!

Feeling Feverish.

Today’s Slice of Cheesecake was suggested by the ever lovely Lori of Hockey Football and Stiletto Shoes. We both lost the art contest over on Pensburgh. We came in second and third place. We are ready to have our Kathy Griffin moment.  Really, our art was ahead our time. One day we will truly be appreciated.

Who is the hottie? You know how I do.

Who Wants a Mustache Ride?

Last week Cameron Frye and I introduced a new project, Mustache Monday with quite possibly one of the finest facial hair arrangements in all of hockey. We decided we couldn’t just restrict this to players of the NHL. Who will be today’s mustachioed stud? None other than Archimedies of The Handsome Man’s Guide To Life read his blog, boyo and learn some stuff. You can follow him on Twitter too.

OMFG. Eyebrow alert! Rawr.

More Stache In Action after the jump;

This is a DUSTIN TOKARSKI pic spam.

I am always amazed by the people in far away parts who read my little blog of mine. Yesterday, I got this wonderful email from some lovelies in Tampa. They are watching the Lightning do their summer camp practicing and of course, keeping an eye on my goalie. And guess what? We have pictures! I am sticking this all under a post jump. Thanks you so much for all the awesome pictures, seriously. And  thanks for telling him he has peeps in Spokane missing him like whoa.

I know those pads...

Stop trying to make fetch happen.

I got bored and decided the best way for all of us to experience the photos of the draft from the media was if they had quotes from Mean Girls written on them. Also, I read wayyyyyy too much ONTD_StarTrek because I took this idea from those GQMFs.

Ted Nugent called, he wants his shirt back.

I love a man in a suit. Don Draper. Rahm Emmanuel. Daniel Craig/James Bond. Because a man in a good suit can get away with anything.

I know it’s early and the pictures are still coming in but I think I might have to give Best Dressed to this dude right here. Come on. This is a vast improvement from how Alexander Ovechkin typically looks. He stole that suit from Brad Pitt in Oceans 11. And that’s a good thing.

But he is going against Ryan Kesler. Can I say, OW OW OWWWWW. He looks like the best man who just finished banging the maid of honor five minutes before the wedding starts. Archi says; “Where’s my tie? Who cares where my tie is. I just got laid”

Mike Green is either a butler or totes ready for the prom. I think it’s the prom. He brought you a corsage. Girls still like those right? I bet he wore either Cons or Vans with the suit to be edgy or whatever.  Sometimes in my head Mike Green is exactly like Mike Dexter in Can’t Hardly Wait.

Kris Versteeg. Oh honey, you need some help. The hair just isn’t working for me. It’s a wonderful color. Very Beckham-esque. And I really applaud you for choosing purple, you just aren’t wearing it. You are letting it wear you. And the tie is all awkward. I am voting you down kitten.But points for choosing a grey suit.

Putting the geni in Evgeni…Here’s Malkin rocking a pinstripe suit and a baller status watch. I have no complaint. I am sure the photog thought him acting all three wishes was a wonderful idea. LOOK AT THAT FACE. So strangely cute.

This is Zach Parise. He’s just the sweetest. You can take him home to the fam and they all love him. He’ll even smile and oblige to your mother’s insane need to have the sofa moved. He’ll move the couch while your mother decides she likes where it was originally. He’ll move it back without any complaints. What a stand up gentleman. He looks how I’d expect in a suit, predictable but not bad.

Ethan Moreau, say no to bronzer! It’s for your own good. I know there were make up artists. But I am sure they asked about putting color on your face. And you were supposed to say “No I don’t want to look like Paris Hilton.” It’s a good suit. Bad pose and posture. SMILE WITH YOUR EYES.

First of all, people with two first names for a name irk me. I am talking to you Bobby Ryan. Ok for the love of god, do not wear a polo UNDER YOUR JACKET. Please stop it. You’re making Tim Gunn cry. He’s in a corner saying over and over “this worries me….what will Nina say…Andre….Andre….”

Now, Archi and I disagreed on this one. I thought Roberto Luongo looked great and there was an air of foxiness about him. Archi thought he he looked smarmy and meh. Commenters, you settle it for us. This suit to me is very Miami/Michael Westen. And Burn Notice is awesome. And I think Chris Pine wore a suit like this a few weeks ago. Soooo. I think it’s a winner.

Jarome Iginla. You look wonderful. Grey suit fitted wonderfully. Skinny tie. So Mad Men. Dudes, take notes, when in doubt on a suit, dress like a Mad Men character. Pick you gent; Salvatore Romano, Ken Cosgrove (swoooon), Pete Campbell, Don Draper, Roger Sterling, Harry Crane. It all works. Don’t dress like Paul Kinsey because he’s lame. Jarome knows what’s up. Someone get him a scotch and a pack of Luckys.

Oh Mike Richards. What are you doing there kitten? Is that your seduction face? Erm it needs a bit of work. No no…no. Please don’t take off the jacket like that. This is just a photoshoot. You’re trying real hard to be Dr Christian Troy. Stop it. The suit looks a bit uhhh what did Archi call it? Men’s Warehouse. I guarantee it.

All Archi has to say about this picture is “Are my shoes in the picture? I bought the shiniest pair” That’s all that needs to be said about this I think.

Archi; Funny thing about that photo: None of those kids shook Lidstrom’s hand. Me; One of his children is a stand in for a Jonas Brother.

You know, given Zdeno Chara’s gi-hugic size, he dressed well. Archi awarded bonus points because the belt was LaCoste. Also, nice job with having the right length tie. Seriously. I subtracted some points because his woman is still carrying the water bottle. It is crucial you don’t have the water bottle in the photo ops.

I am now watching the NHL Awards. It’s so effing painful. My god…It’s more painfully awkward than the UK version of The Office. Though Robin Thicke is amazing. And Michael Buble. But yeah this all sucks. Egads. They should just liquor up a bunch of bloggers and we can act it all out with like puppets. I think it’d be more entertaining. And it would only cost like 200 bucks. We can make up acceptance speeches for the players. Can we do it? Yes we can.

beam me up.

Tangers.

Holy lens flare, is that your doing JJ Abrams? Where is CFine and GQZQ? The hockey season is over. But the NHL Draft is just TWO weeks away. Remember to email me your questions for the draft video podcast. Subject: Schennanigans and email away to wraparoundcurl@gmail.com. We’ll talk about any randomness you send us. Pop Tarts vs Toaster Streudel? Ok. And even if you don’t send anything in we’ll chat away.

Well done Pens. I guess I like you after all…

breaking up the monotony

Hey, it’s Man Candy Thursday. Find out after the jump just who the flavor for today is. Also isn’t it nice of me to hide it after a jump so some of my straight boy readers don’t freak?  But I know they will click to see who it is, and then they will roll their eyes.

oh heyyyy mr. goalie

I totally love that if I forget some news item about the Chiefs, you amazing commenters will tell me what’s up. Such as this article about Dustin Tokarski’s amazingness. That is seriously what the article is about. Toka’s been busy training and visiting his former high school to give speeches. Precious! I hope there is a video so we can all coo. And count the “you knows…” Look! He suited up for the occasion;

was this taken on a cellphone?

It’s always strange to see him not in goalie gear. Like my brain can’t comprehend it. It’s a bit like Clark Kent/Superman. OMFG, how amazing would it be if he wore glasses? Man I love a dude in glasses. It’s all about the naughty professor scenario from all the years of my watching Buffy. Giles in the stacks with his tweed and his books, pouring over texts, furrowing his brow and drinking tea. Mmmm nothing like a thinking man. Oh where was I;

DUSTIN PLZ COME BACK WE ALL MISS YOU. AND YOU LOOK AMAZING IN YOUR SUIT.THANK YOU FOR NOT CUTTING YOUR HAIR TOO SHORT.CAN I BUY YOU A MILKSHAKE?

That needed caps because he is far away and I wanted him to hear me. Guhhhhh is it hockey time yet? Is it September? Instead I’ll waste the time away by deciding who I like better; Chris Pine or Zachary Quinto.

want.

wouldn’t we all;

image via Post Secret.

I read this on Post Secret this morning. And then someone emailed in a reply to the secret;

My boyfriend of 4 years plays in the NHL, and he still won’t tell me what happens in the locker room after a game.

for the ladies…

I know. I ‘ve been terrible. I’ve been neglecting the blog and leaving some unfinished business. But I brought something to apologize. This is Victor Hedman;

hey ladies...

This the 6′6″, 225 pound super Swede defenseman. I know, I know. You want to go to there. He’s a jungle gym you want to climb. You want to get some fries with that shake. Oh who is he? Well this 18 year old (he’s legal, no one is calling Chris Hansen) is ranked third for the upcoming draft. He’d be a wonderful addition to any team (except the ones I hate) and I am not saying this because I now know what his abs look like.

It’s rather warm in here, isn’t it? I should shower or open a window or something. Or write to my congresswoman and request that all of the talent for the draft do pictorials like this…

Happy Thursday, kittens.

phoning it in.

Oh man I need to write a real post. For now I will have a GIF Party! I have found these in various places on the interwebs.

I hope these made your Monday suck less. I promise I am working on new content. Including finishing up the Puppy Party. Love you, babes.