that’s the hottness right there.

Drayson Bowman, you were totally brills last night. That power play goal in the first was a beauty (from Trevor Glass and Jared Spurgeon) and Lethbridge so never saw it coming. Also you know what else was brills in the first period? The Hurricanes ever impressive zero shots on goal. That is something to be proud of.

Then in the second, Bowman delivered another beauty passed by Spurgeon and Chris Bruton. Alright, so then Lethbridge finally threw a few shots up. Which were actually pretty shitty SOGs. Also, Tyler Johnson pretty much rules. He pulled off a gorgeous, gorgeous shorthanded unassisted goal. ‘Canes goalie Metsola thought he had Tyler’s number. He was wrong. Also, Metsola is jealous of Tyler’s pretty Jim Halpert hair.

Judd Blackwater continued his reign of awesome with a goal assisted by Stefan Ulmer and Justin Falk in the third. Blackwater has not disappointed in this hot post season action…

Oh and then a ‘Cane scored. Fuck that guy. He got lucky. But nothing to worry about. Final damage of 4-1, Spokane.

Also, the red out was pretty weak last night. No rally towels to be had. Instead, some weaksauce pom poms. Yeah, give a bunch of sugared up tykes some poms to fling around. Excellentttttt ideaaaaa, Chiefs Marketing.

Keep it up Tokarski.

quel surprise follow up.

Apparently, as soon as I posted about last night, the Chiefs won. Which is pretty much amazing.

Most curious is perusing the box scores is the fact that the Ams were outshooting us like whoa. But in the first Judd Blackwater scored in the first from Chris Bruton and Ondrej Roman. Oh but then an Am scored. Ugh. Second period, oh look another Am scored. Ain’t nothing but a g thang since Drayson Bowman scored twice in the second (Bruton and Mitch Wahl; Stefan Ulmer and Trevor Glass). Oh then it all was tied up in the third. Time to hit overtime, again. Which had me hoping Dustin Tokarski wouldn’t swoop behind the pipes and basically give a goal to the Ams.

And he didn’t. The game winner came from the stick of Blackwater set up Roman and Justin Falk.

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I am getting ready to watch the Rangers/Pens game and apparently Sid the Kid decides when to allow the Pens fans to do a White Out. What in the fuck? This kid is the head cheerleader of the spirit squad? Does he tell the other cheerleaders when to decorate the football team’s lockers and who gets to ride in the stretch Hummer to prom? Also, this kid should never talk to the media, ever. People say David Beckham should be seen and not heard. I’d have to say the same about Sid. Except I do not find the Cros attractive at all.

Mr Avery, I hope you get up in Sid’s face/grill/kool aid, etc. Also, Avery if you could score a couple of goals, that would be great. I am in need of some points for my fantasy hockey team.

Regardless of team, can players please stop fucking blaming the game on the condition of the ice? It’s called being adaptable. Try it sometime.

shut ‘em down

Alright, so the Chiefs shut down the Giants. Down and out, even. 4-0. Game Six will be on Monday in Spokane and Seven on Tuesday if needed. Right now the series stands at 3-2 Spokane. This just might be doable. Clearly, David Rutherford has been the star of this post season action.

The lines were shuffled up last night and for the better. Roman had two assists in the first period. Helping out Justin Falk and Rutherford. Rutherford and Falk helped Drayson Bowman in the third. Tyler Johnson closed the game with an empty netter.

Tokarski saves! Stopping 22 of the Giants shots.

Keep it up, boys. I might allow those wretched play off beards.

hey, it’s me calling

Hey uhm, Portland? Sorry if that was kinda awkward. Listen, I think we should try and be friends? This whole fooling around thing and being fuck buddies was kinda awesome. We need some time apart. We had a good time tonight, right? I mean I scored on you with Bowman from Bruton and Roman. Then Koper from Johnson and Falk. And it was awesome. And then in the second, Rutherford, Bowman and McCrae all got between your pipes. Roman snuck in the third. Portland, it was a lot of fun. You’re a great chick. But I just need some me time now. Thanks for being so understanding. And doing my chemistry lab. Talk to you soon!

-Chiefs

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Trying something new.

I whipped up a wallpaper. I have a couple of more on the way. I haven’t touched Photoshop in a few years. So it was a relearning process. It may not be perfect. I have a few more Falk versions on the way. But let me know what you think of this one.

I am working on cleaning up colors and messing with layer and filters. But it’s a start.

Go here to snag the wallpaper: http://www.mediafire.com/imageview.php?quickkey=dnwd4g9gmsh&thumb=4