they just strut.

And the Chiefs sweep Everett! That’s right, ‘Tips. Chiefs drink your milkshake, they drink it right up.

That perhaps was an overused joke to some Academy Award winning movie that I was saving in my back pocket. But I got it all out of my system.
Judd Blackwater, Mitch Wahl and Levko Koper had goals against the ‘Tips and Dustin Tokarski was in the pipes.

The Chiefs will kick off games one and two of the next round at home versus the Vancouver Giants. The Giants have the ever so stellar Tyson Sexsmith, whose supreme goalie status rivals that of Saint Tokarski. Game one will take place Friday April 4th and game two will be Sunday the 6th.

BTW, the ‘Couv won the Memorial Cup last season. So yeah.
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About last night

I did not listen to the Chiefs game last night because I was too deep into the Avs/Canucks massacre. Luongo was having a terrible night and really just needs a break. Sanford is a mediocre back up goalie and the ‘Couv cannot expect Luo to carry the team all the time.

Back to the Chiefs;

Scoring in the first period was Levko Koper. Ondrej Roman scores in the second from David Rutheford and Judd Blackwater. Silvertip Gendur also scored in the second. Drayson Bowman smacks one in the third from Chris Bruton and Mitch Wahl. Then Judd Blackwater slides in an empty-netter from Jared Cowen and Jared Spurgeon. Final score 4-1 Chiefs. Dustin Tokarski stopped 28 of 29 shots.
Friday is a must win situation Everett. Which has me wondering if they will be out for blood. Or if this will not be the case given the Remparts incident.

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eye candy.

Some visual aides from last night. I think they might be need in some LOL treatment.

hey, it’s me calling

Hey uhm, Portland? Sorry if that was kinda awkward. Listen, I think we should try and be friends? This whole fooling around thing and being fuck buddies was kinda awesome. We need some time apart. We had a good time tonight, right? I mean I scored on you with Bowman from Bruton and Roman. Then Koper from Johnson and Falk. And it was awesome. And then in the second, Rutherford, Bowman and McCrae all got between your pipes. Roman snuck in the third. Portland, it was a lot of fun. You’re a great chick. But I just need some me time now. Thanks for being so understanding. And doing my chemistry lab. Talk to you soon!

-Chiefs

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In your face Kyle Beach!

Luckily, there were no Everett fans in attendance this evening. Though it was to be expected it with it being a Wednesday and whatnot. Mike Reddington was our player magnet. About two minutes into the game an Everett player was down, and I was having flashes of the Beach/Bruton fiasco. But he skated off with assistance. Back to the game, Justin McCrae popped one in. I love that kid, what a great player we acquired. I was kinda sad I had no Everett fans to taunt. But it was cool, everyone just screamed at Kyle Beach.

Trevor Glass smacked one in the first as well, assisted by McCrae. Then Chris Bruton decided he needed a goal and did it unassisted.

Levko Koper also had a goal. That kid needs to do that more often. He is good at it.

Ryan Letts had two fights racking up at least 10 minutes in penalties. He was gunning for English, which I probably would have done. Everett plays dirty. Sticks were frequently smacked away and kicked around by the ‘Tips.

McCrae had a Gordie Howe hattie, fighting in the third and getting ejected from the game.

Once again, as always: Tokarski saves. Only one goal slide past him and he had 34 saves.