oh no you didn’t…

There was an article about three Chiefs who have been solid in the post season and how they made their way to become a Chief.

Then the typo to make my blood boil: Justin Tokarski.
I will rip your weave out like one of those Flavor of Love girls. I am fiercely protective of my Toka.

Really? You haven’t written out his name enough this season? The D and the J are on different parts of the keyboard.

Highlighted in the article was Judd Blackwater and Levko Koper. According to Coach Peters, Koper reminds him of Peter Forsberg. To which I have to say “Well, I never knew that Levko was a world class Swedish diver…” Koper is a gentleman and a scholar and avoids pools.

bringing it home.

The Chiefs welcome home rally was nice and sweet. I felt bad for the boys, you could see they were effing exhausted. They came straight from Lethbridge last night and went to the arena this morning. They arrived at the Arena on their bus.

Which, by the way, could use a paint job. Unless the point is for no one to know the the Chiefs bus looks like. But the Vancouver Giants have a classy bus. I know, I saw it at the mall when I got off work. In fact, that day a few of the Giants came into where I work (Victoria’s Secret). How did I know they were Giants? They were out shopping in their green fucking tracksuits. Plus, their hair was a giveaway.

Back to my point if I ever had one.But they really were all smiles and thrilled by the fans, I think. Chris Bruton is probably exhausted from hoisting the Cup in the air for numerous photo ops.

OMG, you guys. Justin Falk wear glasses. Which look nothing like Sean Avery’s glasses. More like Stephen Colbert’s.
Also, when did Curtis Kelner lose a tooth? Sweetie, have that fixed. I bet you can borrow a tooth from Mitch Wahl.

The pictures aren’t the greatest because I am short and was nearish the back.

Look at those beards! I had to laugh when a few of the players took pictures of the crowd taking pictures of them. I think they were surprised by how many of us showed up. Because well it was 7 am on a weekday and it was a bit cold out.

Take a break, boys. Not too long though. You have a fight ahead of you.

Also, this is the 100th post. If you asked me if I thought I would have lasted this long. I would have said no. Let’s see, this all wouldn’t have been possible without…well I dunno actually. Thanks for all the support from the family of hockey bloggers. See, people really do like hockey after all. Thanks for all the peeps who read this and bear with my extremely chaotic nature.

how did I get here?

That was some Freaky Friday action. It was just like watching the game the other night except this time it was the Chiefs scoring all the goals. In fact, the final score was 4-1. So really, it was Groundhog’s Day, but this time everything was fixed and went in our favor.

David Rutherford posted two goals. Which is nice because the ‘Couv’s goalie, Tyson Sexsmith is one of his good friends. Clearly, Rutherford knew how to get up in his Kool Aid. Also, I am fairly certain Sexsmith’s mask has scantily clad women painted on it. Perhaps it’s the Playboy version of Johnny Canuck.

Mitch Wahl scored and Levko Koper had an empty netter in about the last thirty seconds. After the game, the Giants decided to clear the bench and scream at the refs for their calls. Really, the refs were incredibly fair tonight. I was impressed and all the Giants should have gotten penalized for being unsportsmanlike when the buzzer sounded.

So with the series tied, it’s time to play in Vancouver. Best of luck boys and all that. Oh and I understand for this round of playoffs y’all aren’t shaving. Uhm, please shave. You all look homeless. And unclean. You were all pretty and clean for the first round and you swept the Silvertips. So lets shave off the goatees. Most of you are too young to grow them anyways. I will bring you some Gillette and a razor.

All hail Saint Tokarski, for he saves us all.

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2-1, Spokane

Tyler Johnson ended up being the magnet. The game wasn’t too very eventful. Actually, scratch that. Drayson Bowman fought his younger brother 10 seconds into the third period. Most excellent. Army was in the pipes and held of Kelowna with just one slipping by. David Rutherford had a gorgeous goal in the third. I am pretty sure when he popped it in he said “I am a mothafuckin p-i-m-p.” Drayson Bowman had a goal as well. We shut down Kelowna which was needed. Oh some visual aides lacking lol treatment.

I might caption these. A brief overview, I am made the freaking post was in the way of the Rutherford shot. The Donaghy one is a fight being broken up. And I seem to have caught him in a tender moment. Then Bowman is chilling in the box, probably talking smack to his lil’ bro across the way. And I know is Cow-when. But I like to say Cohen, like The OC. Wow I am dating myself here.