this time, it’s serious.

So just went down last night? Obviously I was hopped up on sugar which does not lend itself to crafting such quality posts you expect to see here (ha!).

So in the first period we have Jared Cowen scoring from Justin McCrae and Judd Blackwater. Dustin Tokarski stopped all shots in the first. But then again, there wasn’t much to stop in the first.

The second period is where is started to get a bit messy. Not by the fault of the Chiefs. The reffing went from a very fair and even first to a terribly biased in favor of the Giants in the second. I think the men in stripes were after David Rutherford or something. Seriously, I didn’t think the refs were going to leave in one piece. People were ready to climb the glass. Then Giants score on a power play. Freaking Bliznak…

But, the Chiefs will not go down like that. Ondrej Roman from Drayson Bowman and Stefan Ulmer. Oh was it a pretty pretty goal. Which makes sense because Roman is a pretty pretty player.

The Giants then did as expected. They pulled their goalie. YES. El Capitan, Chris Bruton smacked in the empty netter from McCrae and Blackwater.

I waved like Miss America and wished the Giants the best.
I think I snapped some pictures last night.

It’s looking like the crew will be traveling to Tri. There will need to be a lot of us. Safety in numbers and such. I will bring my billy club.

As an aside, it’s a legitimate strategy.

eye candy.

Some visual aides from last night. I think they might be need in some LOL treatment.

hey, it’s me calling

Hey uhm, Portland? Sorry if that was kinda awkward. Listen, I think we should try and be friends? This whole fooling around thing and being fuck buddies was kinda awesome. We need some time apart. We had a good time tonight, right? I mean I scored on you with Bowman from Bruton and Roman. Then Koper from Johnson and Falk. And it was awesome. And then in the second, Rutherford, Bowman and McCrae all got between your pipes. Roman snuck in the third. Portland, it was a lot of fun. You’re a great chick. But I just need some me time now. Thanks for being so understanding. And doing my chemistry lab. Talk to you soon!

-Chiefs

Download this: Where Are My Panties by Andre 3000

The strong and domineering type.

Oh tonight was not even fair.

Portland starts their 1-17(!!!!!!!!!) goalie. No, that is not a typo. First, how do you allow a goalie to get that fucking terrible? Second, why are you still keeping him around? I could be a better goalie. Strap some mattresses on me and I am good to go. Anyways. So, within the first minute and some change. Goal. Ten seconds later. Goal. One second after that, Portland goalie pulled.

Really, it was too easy and felt kinda mean. Because Portland is a not so hot team. So it was like, Portland was some cute, meek chick. Then some sex bomb like Clive Owen just stormed in and was like “panties off” and you have to listen. Because he is Clive Owen and he has that deep and commanding voice. Portland was steamrolled.

Posting goals:

Mitch Wahl-2
Jared Spurgeon-1 (and 3 assists!)
Justin McCrae-1
Chris Bruton-1

Army had an easy night in the pipes. Final score 5-1
Judd Blackwater was the player magnet.

The song to sum it all up: Slow Jamz by Kanye West featuring Jamie Foxx

In your face Kyle Beach!

Luckily, there were no Everett fans in attendance this evening. Though it was to be expected it with it being a Wednesday and whatnot. Mike Reddington was our player magnet. About two minutes into the game an Everett player was down, and I was having flashes of the Beach/Bruton fiasco. But he skated off with assistance. Back to the game, Justin McCrae popped one in. I love that kid, what a great player we acquired. I was kinda sad I had no Everett fans to taunt. But it was cool, everyone just screamed at Kyle Beach.

Trevor Glass smacked one in the first as well, assisted by McCrae. Then Chris Bruton decided he needed a goal and did it unassisted.

Levko Koper also had a goal. That kid needs to do that more often. He is good at it.

Ryan Letts had two fights racking up at least 10 minutes in penalties. He was gunning for English, which I probably would have done. Everett plays dirty. Sticks were frequently smacked away and kicked around by the ‘Tips.

McCrae had a Gordie Howe hattie, fighting in the third and getting ejected from the game.

Once again, as always: Tokarski saves. Only one goal slide past him and he had 34 saves.

Friday:

5-2 Chiefs. We pwned Seattle. Trevor Glass snagged his first goal as a Chief in the first period. There were some complaints that the McCrae hype was over. But he delivered a goal to silence the haters. Judd Blackwater had a goal as well. I realize I only accounted for 3 of 5 said goals. Tokarski held it down in the pipes.

IM IN UR PIPEZ BLOCKING UR SHOTZ.

Saturday:

Chiefs took on the Prince Albert Raiders which was a predicted win since the last game the Raiders played, they gave up 8 goals. It was so promo night. And because Mitch Wahl had a goal, I won a thing of seasoning salt from Red Robin. Go Chiefs Go? Levko Koper, Judd Blackwater and Tyler Johnson posted goals. But according to the stats, it appears that Wahl’s goal was going to Seth Compton.

Oh hey, we were just thinking of playing some hockey. you know?

Nice one, Newbie.

Justin McCrae is going to be awesome with the Chiefs. He took to the ice tonight and was on a mission. It felt like he had been playing with Spokane for a while, and not a debut. To show just how much he wanted us to like him, he decided to score two goals. And have an assist too, I think. I might have to double check that. The first period Dustin Tokarski (his fourth start in a row) didn’t give the Kamloops Blazers any chances of scoring. The second period was mostly held down with a goal or two sliding by. But in the end, Spokane emerged triumphant with two goals from Ondrej Roman, one from David Rutherford and one from Jared Spurgeon.

I’d take my camera into the arena to catch some sweet action, but the security gestappo has been on a fuhr bend lately with the bag searching.

Next game is Saturday against Tri Cities. And it will be freaking Buck Night. I am curious if Tokarski will once more be between the pipes or if it’s will be Army’s chance to hold off the Americans.