OMG, y’all! Sean Avery has a new home. He is leaving the New York Rangers for….
I have a feeling Reasonable Doubt will have a field day with this.
Weed Against Speed already had fun with this.
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12
Jun
OVIE TIME!
Reasonable Doubt was kind enough to slide me this link today. I give you, the Alexander Ovechkin clothing line!
Naturally, I want some of the stuff in the collection. No joke. It’s baller status, y’all!
CORRECTION: MNHLE sent the link to RD who then forwarded it to me acting like he found it.
04
Jun
things of note;
Alright kids, the MYFO boys and associates will be liveblogging game 904989841 tonight. I think it’s game 6 actually. At this juncture it feels like game 904989841. Will Sidney Christ deliver a victory for his team? Or will the powerful draw of Kristen Bell lead the way to a W for Osgood and company? Who fucking knows. But what else have you got going on on a Wednesday night? Link here.
If you haven’t already, join the Melt Your Face(book) Off group on Facebook. Be social with us. It won’t kill you…
If you haven’t already (addtionally); buy some shirts from my Zazzle shop. The Tokarski Saves shirts are hottttt. As is the Bowman: The Greater One shirts. Pick some up for the fam.
14
May
Numbers are in.
Draft rankings are out and I displeased.
My pretty, pretty Toka is at number 9. Granted being in the top ten is glorious. But I figured he would have been higher. Just a teensy bit. Like top five?
Oh and some Chiefs were ranked for skating.
MYFO liveblog NOW.
13
May
tres hott.
Kevin Smith; man after my heart. I have often thought Kevin to be the male version of me. We share similar interests. We are both Star Wars dorks, consider cursing to be a sport, love hooded sweatshirts and hockey. Also, Kevin tends to work with people I love. His films utilize a stellar group of individuals. So naturally, seeing this picture this morning made me giddy;
If you squint, you see SETH ROGEN in some sexy glasses. I think we all know how I feel about hockey players in glasses And the fellow on the left is Jeff Anderson better known as Randall Graves from Clerks. Better known as, My Hero.
Another reason to love Kevin; he does not hate Sean Avery. He only hates Avery because he does not play for the Devils. And as for how I feel about Avery, I’d sell my soul to share a milk shake with that motherfucker.
I do not know the context for the boys in jerseys, but I don’t care.
All I know is I will be seeing Zack and Miri Make a Porno the day it comes out.
Kick saves and a beaut to Puck Daddy for the story and image.
Liveblog tomorrow kiddos, with MYFO.
So I have been informed that the boys of Melt Your Face Off are doing another liveblog on Tuesday. I highly suggestion getting in on that action. Because last time it was epically hilarious. A myriad of topics were covered, mostly not relating to the game. Assless chaps, MyFreeImplants.com, inflatable bedding, new songs to Rick Roll, Willa Ford’s real name, and the origins of the Doctor Captains are just a sampling of what we covered last time. And we had a lot of time because that was the Stars/Sharks 4 OT nightmare hockey game of gloom and doom from hell. Or something. Was there really even a game? Probably, maybe.
Get in on it. All the cool kids are.
On the topic of the Chiefs. I get a text from a friend saying he saw Jared Cowen and Jace Coyle at the mall. I asked him if he told them nice job or if dudes even do that. He said no. However, “…If it had been Ulmer, we would have invited him to have dinner with us & have a slumber party.”
I would too. Stefan Ulmer’s accent is adorable.
So, Loser Domi and I pretty much freaked out with awesomeness when we found out that Sean Avery would be interning at Vogue this summer. As we talked about it, the project pretty much wrote itself.
What Sean Avery Working At Vogue Will Probably Look Like. According to me and Domi.
I like to think the dialouge is fairly accurate.
What? You are a n00b who doesn’t know the origins of “cock knocker”? Go, be enlightened.
30
Apr
sad panda.
Whoa, so it was first reported that Sean Avery was taken to the hospital, suffering cardiac arrest.
Now, it is being reported it was really a lacerated spleen.
So, Hockey Jesus sprains his ankle and he whines and complains and has Malkin mop everything up for him. Avery played last night with an internal injury. Where is your god, now?
Reasonable Doubt over at MYFO is keeping better tabs on this than I am
11
Apr
shilling for the boys
The fine gentlemen of Melt Your Face Off threw some merchandise together. Actually, it’s not thrown together. It well thought out, crazy awesome merch. That I want to own alllll of. So check it out. Then tell them I sent you.
A bunch of love goes out to the big kids over at Melt Your Face Off for them assisting me with my epic tale of trying to get a Vancouver Canucks jersey. Reasonable Doubt (for a Reasonable Price) did a lot of legwork for me. Placing several angry phone calls and firing off emails where needed.
Read the story here Which now has a happy ending! To apologize Shop NHL sent (overnight!) me a 30 dollar shirt. Then the jersey I ordered from a different company arrived today. So I promptly canceled my still pending Shop NHL order.
God bless us, everyone and whatnot.
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