the hockey devil wears yves saint laurent

Dear Sean,
Why you gotta be like that? I am 21, that is totally your age range, right? I am fabulously witty, if that counts for anything. I can talk fashion. If you can believe it. Homegirl may often rock hockey jerseys and Adidas, but knows couture. You wanna talk Hermes Birkin bags? Fine, because we all know Fendi Spy bags are like, 3 fucking years ago. Don’t even get me started on Louis Vuitton. It’s devoid of the class and taste it once had. Same with Coach. Every semi-alcoholic sorority sister has some Coach bag to carry her iPhone and a stash of Trojans. How dreadful. We can rhapsodize about how thrilling Karl Lagerfeld at Chanel has been and how his last collection was influenced by Amy Winehouse.

And it’s not like I am like Cuthbert who has gone to town on the entire Eastern Conference. Allegedly. Just sayin’.

I never pegged you for Calvin Klein. That is so….Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch of you.

Call me?
Love and kissy faces,
Wrap

PS, you can borrow my black nail polish anytime.

knock out.

Wysh did a pretty amazing write up on Sean Avery. Cock Knocker (Avery, not Wysh) sure knows how to keep it all interesting. And I love me some agitators. Am I going to be a Dallas fan now? Eh, it’s debatable. I didn’t entirely dislike them. I mean one of their draft picks is Ondrej Roman. Will I start keeping better tabs on them? Oh for sure.

And there is a video of Avery’s workout regime. Now, I am fully aware for some dames, Avery does absolutely nothing for them. But watch that video, and tell me you didn’t think about tapping it. Because I am sure all of you considered it even briefly.

And slide over here for the ten best Avery moments.

they say everything is bigger in texas…

OMG, y’all! Sean Avery has a new home. He is leaving the New York Rangers for….

The Dallas Stars.

I have a feeling Reasonable Doubt will have a field day with this.
Weed Against Speed already had fun with this.

oh wassup, baby.

So, who has been reading my thoughts? Well, I thank you good sir. For snapping this amazing picture.

Sean, can I do my laundry on your abs? And if you really wrote this about your Vogue experience, I am impressed.

Now would be a good time for my peeps to revisit Cock Knockers Inc. volume 1 and volume 2. The third installment is in the works.

Thanks to Jenn for sending me the links. And brightening my Monday.

Cock Knockers Inc is back;

It has arrived;
The newest chapter in Cock Knockers Inc.

So check out the Loser Domi and Wrap Around Curl collab.

We still believe Sean Avery is pretty much exactly like this.

that’s really quite nice…

Oh, wassup sexy…

Cock Knockers, Incorporated.

So, Loser Domi and I pretty much freaked out with awesomeness when we found out that Sean Avery would be interning at Vogue this summer. As we talked about it, the project pretty much wrote itself.

What Sean Avery Working At Vogue Will Probably Look Like. According to me and Domi.

I like to think the dialouge is fairly accurate.

What? You are a n00b who doesn’t know the origins of “cock knocker”? Go, be enlightened.