You’ve got red on you.

Drayson Bowman is at summer camp! It’s ok Bows, the other boys will love you. Stay out of trouble. Eat lots of s’mores. Make me one of those plastic lanyard keychain thingers, please?

You'll always be number 27 to me...

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Also, if anyone can get pictures of Dr Dray at camp I will love you forever and ever. Oh and so will the panel. Who doesn’t want the panel to love them?

haters gonna hate.

AsThePuck turns was amazing and sent me these two news items this morning but I haven’t had a chance until now to get around to posting about it. Ok, so. I think this whole week should be Jared Cowen Week. Spread the Cow Cow love. A sampling of an article up on NHL.com;

Cowen was the first pick of the 2006 WHL bantam draft, and last season, his first in the WHL, he had 4 goals, 18 points and led the league’s rookie defenseman with a plus-27 rating.

He was the top-rated player in the WHL when the Central Scouting released its preliminary rankings in November, but slipped to No. 7 in the midterm report in January and No. 9 in the final rankings in April.

If you think that bothers Cowen, think again.

“All the players that were put in front of me, I was better than them,” Cowen told NHL.com. “I kind of took it personal. I saw the players put in front of me and I knew I was better, so I wasn’t too worried about it. I knew I could play better than them at a higher league anyway.”

Cowen said the scouts shouldn’t be overly worried about him. And if they need any refreshers, Cowen said all they have to do is go to the videotape.

via NHL.com

I like that Cowen has confidence and swagger in his abilities. He has the right kind of attitude and he is just hunry to get back to the ice to make up for all the lost time. Drayson Bowman is looking to make up for lost time as well since he pretty much figured he would be playing with the Carolina Hurricanes this past season. But the Hurricanes are excited for all their young and saucy talent waiting to fill the line up. And please believe, Bows wants to be on that Canes roster.

“Sometimes guys come out of great college or junior careers and I don’t think they understand how big the jump is,” said Hurricanes GM Jim Rutherford. “With that being said, a guy like Bowman with the way he can shoot and score, if he has a good camp he’s going to have a chance. Same with Boychuk, same with Sutter, same with McBain.”

Director of Amateur Scouting Tony MacDonald, who helped draft each member of that group, agreed.

“I think most of the players that we have now, those young kids that we’re excited about, I think they’re knocking on the door but would probably have to come in and have the kind of training camp that would force you to consider keeping them here rather than allowing them to develop in the American league and get a little bit more seasoning,” he said.

via Hurricanes Blog.

I am incredibly tired. I hope this post sorta works for everyone.

Also, marshmallow buttercream is crazy effin delicious.

Klemm named assistant coach;

The Spokane Chiefs have announced that former Memorial Cup and Stanley Cup Champion Jon Klemm has been named the Assistant Coach for the 2009-10 season.  Klemm played 204 games as a Chief in a three season career that culminated with the 1991 Memorial Cup championship as a 20-year-old captain.  The Cranbrook, BC native won a pair of Stanley Cups, 1996 and 2001, with the Colorado Avalanche in his 17-year pro career.

“We think the intangibles he brings to our organization, along with his NHL experience, are going to be great assets to our hockey team going forward,” Spokane Chiefs Head Coach Hardy Sauter said.

“This opportunity is an exciting one for me,” Klemm said.  “I really started to think about coaching the last couple of years.  After last year when I played in Germany, I knew it was going to be my last season but I knew I wanted to stay close to the game.  Spokane came up right away and the opportunity was exciting.”

Read the rest of the story here.

And look at this right here. What do number 57 and13 have in common? They both won a Memorial Cup when they were a Chief. Clearly, Drayson is in good company. Also OMG DR DRAY I MISS YOUUUUUU.

you can’t mistake my biology.

Sorry about that last double post. I was posting from my phone and each time it said there was a program error so I figured it didn’t even go through. Surprise! They did.

Anyways, the Chiefs found some chemistry. And to demonstrate said chemistry I am going to link a Girls Aloud vid, Biology from their album Chemistry. You see what I did there? Pretty sneaky, sis.

The Chiefs seeme to have gotten back into the swing of things and I didn’t have to throw a temper trantrum. I did however kick the seat in front of me in the first period. Which was a bad idea, because I scuffed my new heels. Que sera. Brady Calla was a sexy sexy plus 3 on the night. Our darling Dr Dray was plus 4. Man I think I need to bring back the Bowman Post Season Point Watch.

The Chiefs win 5-2. There were chalupas. But as usual I forgot to grab my coupon. Whatevs. I was really happy with the effort the boyos put on tonight. They made it clear this is OUR house and were actually playing like ohhhh I dunno, defending Memorial Cup champs. Dustin Tokarski had a light workload, stopping 16 of 18 shots,  but that is a good thing. Guys! Baldwin wasn’t in that green shirt! I was soooooo confused. The Panel told me other things to note here and I am totally blanking. Argh. They will remind me.

Tomorrow is game four. It is CRUCIAL that the Chiefs carry the momentum from tonight into tomorrow. And it is crazy important that peeps show up to the game. Tonight’s crowd was totally weaksauce. Not even 5,000. Tell all your friends it’s hockey night in Spokanada and the arena needs people who are excitable and into super enthusiastic high fiving. Like meeeeee.

Lettsy’s parents, thanks for the deep fried Oreos!

the solo bowman.

Was it me, or was Seattle a bit ferocious tonight? The Bromance Line kept getting shuffled around much to my dislike. Apparently the only one showing up to score goals in post season action is Drayson Bowman. Darlings? You cannot rest on Bows and Dustin Tokarski to carry the games. Oh, Tyler Johnson, please stop trying to scrap. The Chiefs cannot afford any more injuries or suspension. Mitch Wahl is totally off his game, he just seems scattered. The Chiefs were ehhhh, but the Thunderbirds came to play and Baby Pick was great. He tried to tuck his first star award into his blocker, like no one would notice. I SAW THAT, PICK. Tokarski was clearly frustrated with the end result, but at least it wasn’t a blow out? Chiefs lost 2-1.

The only thing that softened the blow of the game were the relentless That’s What She Said jokes. Good times.

We’ll need at least a game 5, which will be played in Spokane.

welcome to spokompton, bitch.

Man oh man. I love The OC. I still harbor a deep love of Seth Cohen and Ryan Atwood. I take comfort that every afternoon on SoapNet I can watch a solid two hour block of The OC and just sit there and say, “man oh mannnnn Cohen is dreamy…did I eat all the goldfish crackers?” Tonight at the game I was thinking, “man I love the Bromance line.” Calla/Roman/Bowman get shit done. Drayson Bowman reminded everyone that this is HIS show. He is Cohen-esque I’d say. Which makes Brady Calla Ryan. And Ondrej Roman is….oh man perhaps I didn’t think this through all the way. But I did perhaps consider the idea that Bowman watches The OC while eating Crasins while crushing on Summer…Anyways. Hockey. Bows smacked in two goals and was assisted twice by Calla and once by Roman. Baby Pick was precious in the pipes. I have such a love for him and his routine. He drinks water from a bottle kinda like a gerbil. Adorable. I still haven’t been able to find out if the Thunderbirds have player buttons, as their own fans aren’t entirely sure. Whatevs. Can I say I like Donaghy the Defenseman? Cause I doooooooo.

Girling out;

I don’t cry over bitches on boats.

Forwhatnow?

pizza is here.

CALGARY, AB. – The BOSTON PIZZA WHL Player of the Week is forward Drayson Bowman of the Spokane Chiefs.

sup babes?

Bowman picked up eight points, scoring three goals and five assists to go with a +3 rating in two games over the past week, helping the Chiefs post a 2-0-0-0 record in that span.

On Wednesday, March 11^th, the Chiefs welcomed the Everett Silvertips to the Spokane Veterans Memorial Arena.  Bowman netted one goal and added three assists as the Chiefs downed the ‘Tips 7-2.  He was also named the games 1^st Star.

On Friday, March 13^th, the Spokane Chiefs were at home facing their long time U.S. Division rivals the Tri-City Americans.  Bowman scored twice and added a pair of assists in the Chiefs 5-2 victory over the Americans.  For the second straight game Bowman was also named the games 1^st Star for his efforts.

Bowman’s eight points in the last two games has moved him into 15^th among all WHL scorers with 82 points (46 goals, 36 assists) in 60 games.  The Chiefs have won three straight contests and find themselves just three points back of the 3^rd place Kelowna Rockets in the WHL Western Conference with their two re-scheduled regular season games remaining tonight and tomorrow.

Bowman, a 19 year-old forward from Littleton, Colorado, is in his fourth season with the Spokane Chiefs in the Western Hockey League.  The Carolina Hurricanes draft pick (2007 3rd round – 72^nd overall) has appeared in 263 WHL regular season games accumulating 241 points (129 goals, 112 assists).

The WHL has also nominated Mark Friesen of the Chilliwack Bruins for the ADT CHL Goaltender of the Week Award. Friesen posted a 2-0-0-0 record this past week, allowing just four goals on 66 shots for a 1.920 goals-against average and .939 save percentage.  Friesen, an 18-year-old from Winkler, Manitoba, is playing in his second season with the Chilliwack Bruins.

(image via Spokane Chiefs site and release via the WHL. And thanks to Archi for emailing me with the heads up)

Hockey tonight. I hope the boys are better and they don’t feel like death.

Hey so I have some requests of my readers since I know you guys are everywhere….

Peeps in Seattle (not Everett, no more writing posts until after breakfast): Can you get me some Baby Pick buttons? I’d like four of them, for me and the Panelists. I will arrange paying you for them or sending you something in exchange.We love Cal Pickard. We want to feed him cookies and Capri Suns.

Peeps in Anaheim: I reallllllly want one of those George Parros mustaches. I luff them. I’d like two. One for me and one for my BFF who sorta looks like a metal Sidney Crosby. He listens to Mastadon and drives a T Bird. He is a mustache enthusiast.

Peeps in the Greater Toronto Area: I’d love a miniature Vesa they had at McDonalds. And a Marlies hat. I think y’all call them touques. I know them as beanies. Anyways, it’d be rad if you could pick one up for me. Or a Jiri Tlusty button. Do the Marlies do buttons?

This might get longer (twss) but for now I will keep it short.

Darling commenterts, if you want to meet up at the game and say “hey girl heyyyyyy.” Drop me an email and we can coordinate something something. [[wraparoundcurlATgmailDOTcom]]

another thrilling episode of the drayson bowman show

Alright so this post is late because well, I tend to write late as it is. And after the puck action I went to the Onion for usual post game action with The Panel, food goodness and a round of deep fried Oreos and we hashed out the game. The Chiefs were on their best behavior for the most part. Lil’ babeh Drew Owsley was in net for  the Ams. He is just the cutest. I was happy with the Chiefs chemistry on the ice, they seemed to have a better sense of uhhhh whatever…enough boringness. The game was great and Drayson Bowman delivered another performance worthy of cupcakes. Mitch Wahl and Jared Spurgeon were plus 3. Most excellent. I was pleased with Dustin Tokarski netminding, he looked all sorts of crisp and I thinkkkkk he was talking to his equipment. But no hating, it got the job done. Wahl celebrated a goal like Jason Blake. But with even more fistpumps. Bows also scored the prettiest goal evarrrrr. For realz. Lovely. For the fuck of shit, Wahl can you please not fight? You aren’t exactly the best at it. Take some tips from Dustin Donaghy.

Bowman/Roman/Calla=the Productive Line. Ok, they need a snappier name. I will think of something maybe.

wassup baby?

Why yes, I am going to use this picture again…

VIVA LA DONAGHY. Keep the dream alive. Game tomorrow and Sunday. And it pleases me to type this, and I have to do right by my boy Eyebleaf, PLAYOFFS!!!1.

mother of god….

Ok so first of all I was a national hero today. Or I like to think that I was. You see, I was to do my usual Princess Game Thread duties on Pension Plan Puppets and I was all set to watch the Leafs/Sens game on NHL Network….except it was the Habs/Sharks. I was on the phone to Comcast within two minutes screaming it was the wrong feed. I was the first to report it. It was fixed super quick and my bill was credited 15 bucks. If you wanted Leafs/Sens NATIONAL HERO, EVERYONE. Unless you wanted the Habs/Sharks. NATIONAL VILLIAN, Y’ALL.  Onto my darling Chiefs…

You know the game sucked. My Twitterings were so emo and depressing. The ice was pink, the arena was packed. I was ready for it to suck. It sure sucked, but in a bizarro magical way. Fuck a game recap, really. THIS IS ALL YOU NEED . THE THIRD PERIOD PENALITIES.

3 – SPO Roman, 0:28 – Tripping , 2 min (PP)

3 – SPO Baldwin, 2:42 – Hooking , 2 min (PP)

3 – T.C Served By , 3:20 – Too Many Men , 2 min (PP)

3 – T.C Macek, 6:33 – Major-Fighting , 5 min

3 – T.C Macek, 6:33 – Game Misconduct , 10 min

3 – T.C Messier, 6:33 – Major-Fighting , 5 min

3 – T.C Plouffe, 6:33 – Major-Fighting , 5 min

3 – T.C Plouffe, 6:33 – Game Misconduct , 10 min

3 – T.C Shinnimin, 6:33 – Major-Fighting , 5 min

3 – T.C Shinnimin, 6:33 – Game Misconduct , 10 min

3 – SPO Donaghy, 6:33 – Major-Fighting , 5 min

3 – SPO Donaghy, 6:33 – Game Misconduct , 10 min

3 – SPO Koper, 6:33 – Major-Fighting , 5 min

3 – SPO Koper, 6:33 – Game Misconduct , 10 min

3 – SPO Letts, 6:33 – Major-Charging , 5 min (PP)

3 – SPO Letts, 6:33 – Major-Fighting , 5 min

3 – SPO Letts, 6:33 – Game Misconduct , 10 min

3 – SPO Reddington, 6:33 – Major-Fighting , 5 min

3 – SPO Reddington, 6:33 – Game Misconduct , 10 min

3 – T.C Schmidt, 11:24 – Slashing , 2 min (PP)

3 – T.C Reddick, 13:12 – Slashing , 2 min (PP)

3 – T.C Served By , 16:42 – Game – Coach , 10 min

3 – T.C Procyshen, 16:42 – Roughing , 2 min (PP)

3 – T.C Procyshen, 16:42 – Slashing , 2 min

3 – T.C Procyshen, 16:42 – Major-Fighting , 5 min

3 – T.C Reddick, 16:42 – Major-Fighting , 5 min

3 – T.C Reddick, 16:42 – Game Misconduct , 10 min

3 – T.C Sutherland, 16:42 – Major-Fighting , 5 min

3 – T.C Sutherland, 16:42 – Game Misconduct , 10 min

3 – T.C Toll, 16:42 – Major-Fighting , 5 min

3 – T.C Toll, 16:42 – Game Misconduct , 10 min

3 – T.C Zimak, 16:42 – Major-Fighting , 5 min

3 – T.C Zimak, 16:42 – Game Misconduct , 10 min

3 – T.C Zimak, 16:42 – Game Misconduct , 10 min

3 – SPO Baldwin, 16:42 – Major-Fighting , 5 min

3 – SPO Baldwin, 16:42 – Game Misconduct , 10 min

3 – SPO Baldwin, 16:42 – Game Misconduct , 10 min

3 – SPO Baldwin, 16:42 – Game Misconduct , 10 min

3 – SPO Conrad, 16:42 – Major-Fighting , 5 min

3 – SPO McCrae, 16:42 – Slashing , 2 min

3 – SPO McCrae, 16:42 – Major-Fighting , 5 min

3 – SPO Roman, 16:42 – Major-Fighting , 5 min

3 – SPO Roman, 16:42 – Game Misconduct , 10 min

3 – SPO Spurgeon, 16:42 – Major-Fighting , 5 min

3 – SPO Spurgeon, 16:42 – Game Misconduct , 10 min

3 – T.C Lazo, 17:11 – Slashing , 2 min (PP)

3 – T.C McColm, 19:45 – Major-Fighting , 5 min

3 – T.C McColm, 19:45 – Game Misconduct , 10 min

3 – SPO Bartman, 19:45 – Game Misconduct , 10 min

3 – SPO Gal, 19:45 – Game Misconduct , 10 min

3 – T.C Schmidt, 20:00 – Slashing , 2 min

Yes. Clearly the rivalry of the Ams and the Chiefs is still alive. I will try and get some pictures of the insanity up asap. I will troll the youtubes for videos of the fights. ONDREJ ROMAN FOUGHT. Well he didn’t really. It was like some awkward high school dance and they weren’t sure who was the girl and who was the boy. Dustin Tokarski kinda sorta fought, but he was feisty. It was a circus. By the end the Chiefs only had Drayson Bowman and James Reid on the bench. They keep it classy.

DONAGHY MUSTACHE WATCH: still not shaven. Ugh.

And remember, Cupcakes for Cowen. Since I ain’t giving them to the Chiefs tonight…

Update from WHL.ca;

03/01/09		Spokane	$500.00 for third multiple fight of season versus Tri-City on February 28.
03/01/09		Spokane	$750.00 for fourth multiple fight of season versus Tri-City on February 28.
03/01/09	Hardy Sauter	Spokane	One game suspension for fourth multiple fight of season versus Tri-City on February 28.
03/01/09	Ryan Letts	Spokane	Tbd for charge major and g.m. versus Tri-City on February 28.
03/01/09	Cory Baldwin	Spokane	One game for third game misconduct of season versus Tri-City on February 28.
03/01/09		Tri-City	$250.00 for second multiple fight of season at Spokane on February 28.
03/01/09		Tri-City	$500.00 for third multiple fight of season at Spokane on February 28.
03/01/09	Terry Virtue	Tri-City	$500.00 for game misconduct at Spokane on February 28.
03/01/09	Mitch McColm	Tri-City	Tbd for game misconduct at Spokane on February 28.

on this weeks “the drayson bowman show”

Bowman is heartbroken that his childhood love slipped in some body lotion and bonked her head on the counter. She was struck with amnesia and is in a coma. She doesn’t remember anything about him. Not his tall handsomeness, his scoring prowess or that she and him had been dating since the 5th grade. Bows, in emotionally agony thinks he knows what will wake her up: Scoring goals. This indeed does work, she comes out of her coma after he scores his 4th goal and shrieks “Drayson my love! I remember! I remember! And I smell coconuts…..Can someone run to Wendy’s and grab me a Frosty?”

wassup baby?

Bowman scores 4 goals. Brady Calla assists three of them. Surly he’d get second star, right? Nay, he did not. He was robbed. Robbed I tell you. Brady just know you earned some cuppy cakes too. The Chiefs win and all I can say is “about damn time…”  Also I should not be on a computer with Nyquil in my system.

Chiefs are home Friday and Saturday.

all the bodies…

For a Wednesday game, the arena was a bit of a morgue. There were toe tags everywhere. But that might have been the Seattle Thunderbirds. They were uhhhh kinda errrr destroyed? Two hat tricks to be had. You would think the dude in 116 would end up with one year of free Comcast since two hatties occured. But who knows. Drayson Bowman had two goals via penalty shots. Schultzie is right, Baby Pickard is just adorable and button nosed. Tyler Johnson had a hattie. Ondrejjjjj Romannnnn had a goal. Dustin Tokarski was just off. It was comedy of errors though. During practice he stepped on a refs leg and skated off like it never happened. In the first he lost his stick and Mike Reddington was a gent lent him his stick. Then when Toka was making the swich he like tripped and bonked into the boards grabbing his stick. Then a few times during the game to cover the puck he just went down flat on his back, like he was either on the Drop part of Stop Drop and Roll. Or was trying to play dead so a grizzly would stop attacking him.

Chiefs take the cake with a 7-3 victory. The player magnet was Mitch Wahl. He was rather quiet. Oh well.

Cowen Watch: no where to be seen. However Schultz sent this my way from one of her commenters.

all better!

THOSE WILL FIX COWEN! Cupcakes for Cowen. Start your ovens. Buy them here.

getting fries with my shake,

POSTER NIGHTTTTTT. An in depth analysis of the mugshots is on the way. Once the Panel and I thoroughly talk it over. I think we may have decided that Ondrej looked best, but we have to sort it out. We are democratic like that.

Oh a game. I was pretty bored the first 50 ish minutes of the game. The Cougars got on the board fast and it was evident that Kevin Armstrong still had it. The Chiefs were just making it rain with shots and Army was slamming down the pads. Dustin Tokarski seemed to be lacking a bit of his typical the first chunk of the game. He was just off. Maybe it’s because he got his haircut. I dunno. But he pulled it together making some saves that were lovely to the eyes.

Then my phone started going off. BREAKING NEWS  THE PENS FIRE THERIENN. I had people to text and email. And really, it was more productive than napping at the game or filing my nails.

The follow is a text exchange with Kimberlass of Puck Huffers;

kim: thanks ho…I think zombies are attacking my campus

me: zombies? a shotgun is best for zombie scenarios I think.

kim: Yeah. I have a zombie survival poster above my bed and everything. I should be good. I’ve been preparing all my life for this moment

me: Excellent. Good luck and godspeed. Too bad zombies don’t hate fire

kim: something about a seizure in the broken down elevator? wyshynski is saying erroneous things about the pens organization. shame.

The Chiefs decided to kick it Leafer style. Like the Leafs on Valentines day against the Pens, and post FIVE effing goals in the third and pull out a win and chalupas. Drayson Bowman posted two goals; saucy… A tumultuous relationship indeed. That’s like, it’s stressful and harmful to one’s health. Potentially. I ain’t a fucken doctor.

The boyos signed posters after the game. In shorts and jerseys and soccer slides. For some reason that look just makes me giggle. I think they would have looked way more fly in track suits. WHY DOES EVERY OTHER TEAM HAVE FRESH TRACK SUITS? And they also have fanciful buses that are decorated. Whatevs. I am a deeply superficial person.

The dudes were good sports signing a billion posters. Ulmer was going  too fast and messing it all up and a few yelled at him. B turned to me and said “they fight just like girls.” And  Bowman said “you don’t even know the half of it.” So I had to ask “do you guys like fight over flat irons?” I don’t remember his reply. He probably gave me a funny look. Since I ask stupid questions. Also, I told Jared Cowen to stop being injured. I rule at life.

Happy Birthday Ryan Letts. He was the only one wise enough to sign with a fine point sharpie.

More games and all that. Keep winning. Stop being lazy. Help your goalie. Kthxbai.

the massacre of st. valentine.

The day of February the 14th is a bleak day for many. Even when with a lovely, there is the sense of doom of the date going bad and perhaps allergic reactions. Chucking all expectations of the day out the window I spent most of it in my pyjamas enjoying various games on Center Ice. Then for the Leafs and Pens I slid on over for my Princess Game Thread duties on Pension Plan Puppets. Once again, I expected doom. Or rather I expected a solid start and then a spectacular meltdown. Or a meltdown and then a spectacular finish. You never know with the Leafs. It’s a tumultuous relationship. A rough start but the Leafs seemed to pull it together. I missed nearly all the third as I had the Chiefs game to attend. I pull out my phone and check the final; 6-2. WHAT? Is this right? I in fact texted someone else to verify this was indeed the score. I had a skip in my step for the Chiefs game, Buck Night/Cheerstix aside.

There were are lot more leggings/pirate boots/hair extensions out that normal. I was confused and remembered this is how some broads dress for the occasion. The amount of hairspray was alarming.

The Chiefs were clicking from the start which is a good thing since they have seemed a bit off lately. Sure they can get the job done but there was a bit of a laziness and cutting corners. Four goals the Chiefs put up in the first. Somehow the Oil Kings snuck one in, but literally no one saw it so I will chalk it up to an accounting error and that it shouldn’t have even counted. The second period the demolition and dismantling of the Oil Kings was swift and surgical. And another four goals were put up. The third period seemed like the boyos were holding back, perhaps not wanting to totally go for the jugular and the Oil Kings snuck in one more goal. However the Chiefs returned with three goals including two by Dustin Donaghy which were assisted by Ryan Letts.

Final damage; 11-2 Chiefs.

Now for the matter of cupcakes. Look at this;

my my that's a lot of action...

Now, the cupcake awards. Clearly there is no one individual as this game was gasp! shock! awe! a team effort. So I am thinking the whole crew is getting cuppycakes. Like each player is getting like 3 dozen cupcakes. I’d do the math, but I think I will be in the kitchen for like the next 5 days or something. God that is a lot of butter…

Pictures to come soon as I am having technical difficulties with the laptop. Again.

Heard said by a Edmonton scratch: DUDE YOU JUST HAVE TO SEE THIS CHICK. JUST WAIT TIL YOU SEE HER. Who was the her? One of the Chiefs girlfriends. She likes her bronzer…

Ryan Letts, Happy Birthday! I hope you liked the deep fried Oreos.

Team posters tomorrowwwwwww.

on this episode of the drayson bowman show…

Two goals. Onrej Roman posted two assists. Ahwww, see kittens? When you try, you score goals. Lots of them. I didn’t see this game. I will just assume it was a “work hard and play hard and you know just do the job you know” situation. Both teams posted 37 shots (in a row..?) and Dustin Tokarski stopped 35 of them. That is the Tokarski numbers I like to see. And El Capitan McCrae scored as well. Lovely.

ZOMG! ULMER FOUGHT A GUY. I hope there is video.

The next Buck Night is on Valentines Day. I’d like to meet who ever decided that was a good idea, and punch them in the face.

Just a small announcement…Princess Game Thread.

three the not so hard way.

I don’t like what I am hearing. Ugly, ugly things. I am hearing stuff about Jared Cowen being injured and I am really hoping isn’t true. Cow Cow, you are getting a big batch of cupcakes. The Jareds can’t be torn apart.

Also getting cupcakes? Drayson Bowman for his continuation of putting on The Drayson Bowman Show which goes something like, “sup baby? I am Drayson. Have you met my stick? I love scoring goals with it. Peace bitches.” So he was named Pizza Boy of the Week for the Dub. Bows? I am classic. I like a good pepperoni. Oh and breadsticks are always rad. I am weird, I like them with ranch. Awful I know.

Oh but I can’t leave off a certain netminder;

The WHL has also nominated Dustin Tokarski of the Spokane Chiefs for the ADT CHL Goaltender of the Week Award for the third straight week. Tokarski posted a 3-0-0-0 record with two shut-outs this past week, allowing just one goal on 82 shots for an outstanding 0.330 goals-against average and .988 save percentage.

Ow ow owwwww!

Was it coded in a cave? Oh the flash! My RETINAS ARE FUCKING SCORCHED. Anyways, read about the amazing Dustin Tokarski. He’s almost like Carmen Sandiego. Since he is everywhere. Gumshoes, we gotta find him…I think the trench coach and fedora will give him away.