If the Chiefs win in front of an ever shrinking crowd does it still count? Last night the arena couldn’t even pull in four thousand people for a Tuesday game. But perhaps my expectations are too high. In the plus column is the fact that the organization HAS to be snooping in blogs for ideas because I refuse to believe they decided the merch stand needs footie style scarves on their own. For a long while The Canadian and I have complained about how the Chiefs didn’t have scarves like every other WHL team has. But now we finally do. And tons of people were buying them last night. Perhaps because they love their team or perhaps because it was 12 degrees outside. And that was just the high temp.
James Reid had the much needed night out and Mike Tadjdeh was in net. Something about Mike just worries me a bit when he is in the pipes. Maybe it’s because I am used to the clean and crispness of Reid moving around. A few times I thought Mike was out of position or was flopping around a bit much but in the end he pulled off the shut out. The first period saw the Chiefs pouring shots on the Prince George Cougars and Jared Spurgeon scored really early in the first. I was hung up and was late getting to the game but I heard the Spurgalicious goal announced overhead. Jared Cowen at the moment is like the girl in America’s Next Top Model that does ok every week and then decides to try and pull it out in the end (that’s what she said?). He had a really nifty goal and seems to be putting in effort with World Juniors looming. I suppose I can’t complain. Tyler Johnson had a goal in the their that should have went to Blake Gal. But Johnson tipped it in. Gal was on his usual warpath last night landing hits and being everywhere he needed be. I seriously love this kid and it sucks more people don’t have a Gal jersey on their back.
The game was getting a bit rough and tumble with a few fights breaking out. Kenton Miller dropped mitts as well as Steve Kuhn. I know right? I wouldn’t pick them to fight either. It was seeming like the third period was going to be a yard sale situation but the Chiefs showed some restraint and decided having the win and Tadjdeh’s shutout was more important.
Chiefs win 3-0 over Prince George.
TEDDY BEAR TOSS THIS WEEKEND. Bring those bears or I am punching out all of your blood. Twice.
Oh how very far behind I am. The Chiefs won Friday and I am writing about it now. Really the first and second period they played rather slow. But the third period the team snapped out of it because they didn’t want the game to go into overtime. Jame Reid continues to stand on his head and be quite excellent in net. The Chiefs thumped the Seattle Thunderbirds 4-2 with Kyle Beach sticking two in, Dominik Uher scoring his first career WHL goal and Spurgalicious scoring as well. Also, Mattie Marantz fought! I like this kid. He defended Beach’s honor. I know right?
Really, I’m more so depressed about the sliding attending the Chiefs are seeing. Friday night and the arena couldn’t even crack 6,000 in attendance. I’m fairly sure there were more people at the games when we had three feet of snow on the ground. This needs turned around. I’m still snarling the organization never truly capitalized on winning a Memorial Cup to boost the fanbase. Name dropping the cup and putting the logo on everything doesn’t get people into the arena. You have to put some work in and grab people and drag them in.
The Beach Bunny nation is growing. I’m seeing a whole new batch of fresh Beach jerseys on the backs of fans at games. And to think a year ago I was snarling about my dislike of Kyle and praising the awesomeness of Jared Cowen. How times have changed. Cow Cow is doing ok. He did put on the hustle Friday. He has momentarily stopped phoning it in.
In other news:
-the NHL Draft has officially been announced as being in Los Angeles. The odds are wonderfully and spectacularly high I will be attending again since it’s a short plane ride for me. I’m hoping some of my Toronto based lovelies will make the trek to LA for the epicness that will ensue.
-The Leafs lost SPECTACULARLY last night to the Boston Bruins. I was shaking and crying and screaming “stop hurting meeeeeee.” How bad was it? Oh, Toronto put in Vesa Toskala who was technically injured, but dressed, with a broken groin or something. Whatever his junk is damaged. Which makes stopping pucks difficult.
-Stefan Ulmer has been named to preliminary Team Austria for World Juniors.
-Jared Cowen is invited to Team Canada for World Juniors.
-Tyler Johnson named to preliminary Team USA roster for World Juniors.
-It’s hard for me to care about World Juniors without Dustin Tokarski.
Last night the Chiefs emerged fierce and fearsome taking on the Regina Pats. Ok, let’s all pause and giggle over “Regina.” Moving on.
James Reid was on fire in net and made some jedi skill saves. Since the departure of Dustin Donaghy, Blake Gal continues to be a one man demolition crew. He really is the team’s underrated dark horse. I’m still ridiculously in love with the fourth line: Baby Brady Brassart (who has tucked in jersey issues), Mitch Holmberg and Anthony Bardaro. They are fresh-faced but they sure can get the job done. I think that has been the one line that has remained intact. I’m really distracted by the white mouth guards some of the boys are wearing because it makes them look like they have Ken doll teeth. Jared Spurgeon in particular looks like Stephen Coletti from Laguna Beach. I was distracted last night, trying to figure out Matt Marantz eyebrow situation. Because he seems to have thinned the herd too much or something. Perhaps I can stop ragging on Jared Cowen for the moment because he was plus 3 last night. Good for you kitten, you get a gold star. Also, OMFG THERE WERE NO KYLE BEACH PENALTIES LAST NIGHT. Is this real life? In the end the Chiefs emerged victorious posting 4 goals and Reid was flawless with 22 saves snagging another shutout. Notching goals last night: Tyler Johnson, Kenton Miller, Steve Kuhn and Ryan Letts. I feel better with the returning anchors of Lettsy and Spurgalicious. Everything will be ok.
It’s that time of year. Prepare for Teddy Bear Toss Night. Seriously, y’all need to bring bears. I bring like 15. It won’t kill you to bring like, 5. It’s for an amazing cause. The bears are taken to the kiddos in area children’s hospitals. Let’s brighten their holidays.
It’s hard to believe I’ve been at this for nearly three seasons now. You readers are so amazing and wonderful and I adore you. Thanks for emailing my stuff around and digging my brand of madness and mayhem. If you’ve never commented, don’t be shy. We don’t bite. Unless we have valid reason. Even then, we don’t have rabies.
Returnees from the 2009 U.S. National Junior Team include forwards Tyler Johnson (Spokane, Wash.), Danny Kristo (Eden Prairie, Minn.), Jordan Schroeder (Prior Lake, Minn.) and Mitch Wahl (Seal Beach, Calif.).
Ahwwww the boys are gonna have so much fun. I hope they make friendship bracelets and eat lots of s’mores.
Chiefs lose in 2nd OT. You know the drill; this will become a longer post later.
Oi, the Chiefs are trying to kill me. It all could have been wrapped up last night but it wasn’t. Instead the Giants won in the 2nd overtime period. On the bright side it wasn’t the 4th? I don’t even know. I think the boyos were a bit exhausted still from the last game and then the traveling. But most of them played through while others were clearly off their game. Mike Reddington in particular was looking a bit sloppy and ended up being minus two on the night. Spokane’s Own Special Sauce Tyler Johnson scored a goal and Stefan Ulmer (ya rly!) smacked in a goal too. Both those goals were assisted by Mitch Wahl and (oh heyyyyy) Levko Koper. The Ulmz goal nearly brought the arena down in the third period. There was screaming, near tears and lots of high fiving. I have no idea why the Chiefs couldn’t get it done in the overtime. So many near goals happened and I am not sure why the kittens couldn’t finish it.
I am not a fan of Evander Kane. Not at all. He is a bit Kyle Beach-esque.
Don’t count the Chiefs down yet. Having to win a game 7 is never the scenario I hoped for, and having to pull it out not on home ice. It can’t be done. I realllllly want to see the Chiefs push off the sluggishness and play their faces off. Get out your lucky rabbit’s foot, game is Tuesday.
Onto things more exciting; The Pensblog has put together a wonderful online bracket. Seriously you just click it sorts the reseeding for you. How rad is that? Also the tPB is doing what they can to raise $10,066 for the Mario Lemieux Foundation. You don’t have to donate money to do the bracket, but I think you can fine five bucks in your wallet to donate to a charity. I filled out my bracket and it took forever. Mainly because I have no attention span and was multitabbing and forgotten I started filling my picks out. I don’t want to share my terrible choice…You can register and fill out the bracket here, do ittttttt.
Most epic game ever. The panel was expanded to included many of the lovelies who frequent here. Instead of a liveblog we decided we needed to watch the game at the Onion. This probably jinxed everything. The game went into four goddamned overtimes. This post will become longer tomorrow when I decide to uhhhh lengthen it?
This is me thinking of making this longer. I am drinking some tea while watching The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, which, interesting tidbit right here; has no effing plot. The WHL site is all confused because the game ended after midnight, so according to them the game was 17 hours long. And you know, it felt about that long.
Getting on the board first was Evander Kane who I will not have a rational opinion about until after playoffs. Then (Spokane’s own!!!!) Tyler Johnson tied it and I was happy. No action the second period. There was an Ondrej Roman interview but since in the restaurant there was no audio, we had no idea what he said but it was probably lovely and charming. Hardy Sauter’s beard is just unreal. I am surprised he didn’t dye the grey out of it.
Dr Dray scores in the third and game stays tied so, overtime. I can’t handle overtime. It’s too much. I stress, I can’t sit still and I say about every two and a half minutes, “I’m gonna die…I’m dying…why are you killing me?” Perhaps it was for the best there was no audio. We could make up what the announcers were saying. What was there to say “hey it’s still overtime and still no one has scored…”
It really became a goalie battle and Toka is just clutch in OT. There were just some really tremendous saves. I just wanted the game to be over because the boyos were tired. I was tired and exhausted from watching. At one point I didn’t know when they were showing highlights and when it was the actual game.
And then, in the forth overtime with the Rookie Line; Blake Gal scores. I don’t even remember the details of it. But it happend. He was interviewed after the game and was so drained he couldn’t even put a sentence together to tell the peeps how he made the goal happen. It just…did.
This could all be wrapped up tomorrow.
Now the real question; Tri or Kel? The classic rivalry or Bowman vs Bowman…
Oh man, it’s time for a game. What Chief liked which book as a tot? Man oh man I hope Dustin Tokarski would be like “oh you know uh…when I was a kid, you know I really liked There’s a Wocket in My Pocket. My dad would read it to me you know, and I really liked Dr Seuss, you know. I love rhyming.” And I would be like OMG TOKA MY FAVE BOOK WHEN I WAS A KIDDO WAS THERE’S A WOCKET IN MY POCKET, SAMESIES!
I think that might have been the cutest game ever. It was filled with moments that made me go AHWWWWWW. The lone goal was scored by Tyler Johnson in the first. You’d think after that it would be totally dull. AU CONTRAIRE. What a great game. It’s amazing how much can be accomplished when the boyos stay out of the penalty box.
Tyler Johnson after scoring his goal in the first.
During the second period Drayson Bowman’s mouthguard fell out. And onto the ice. And he kept looking around waiting for the right moment to rescue it. He tried to like pick it up with his stick. And then decided to just flop over the boards and snatch it. He held it out for the trainer, “water.” And then put it back in his mouth.
I dropped my mouthgaurd. will you get it for me plz?
Then during the second it was getting a bit hectic in Tokarski’s crease and at one point Reddington just shoved the puck to Toka so he could cover it. It was pretty much “here you hide this!”
Reddington and Tokarski.
I should probably talk about the goalie. He did get a shutout, stopping an insaneeeee 41 shots on goal. Cupcakes, amirite or amirite? It wasn’t like it was a light workload either, he was everywhere and on point, go go gadget arm style. It was like, “Hey babe it’s ok I got this, I am Dustin FRIGGEN Tokarski. ” He was the first star, obvs. I wanted to give him all three stars. Apparently you aren’t allowed to do that. Second star of the night was Trevor Glass who was in beast mode. He broke two sticks and was a complete animal landing hits. Glasser, I love you darling. I love the beard too. It reminds me of last year. Fuzzy, warm, metal memories…
oh hey wassup, i'm trevor glass. i'm in beast mode.
It was a brilliant effort by the Chiefs and I was proud of them. The arena atmosphere was ridiculous. Despite the small numbers, it was just unreal. Standing ovations for saves and screaming triumphantly at the hustle the Chiefs were showing. There was a buzz like there would be on sold out game night with Tri. Kids, we are in post season. This is playoffs, welcome and thanks for joining us.
the Chief celebrating the win.
The Chiefs will be on the road Friday. Can you handle that? And the home Easter Sunday. Wear your Sunday best to the game. Please believe I will.
Many apologies. An impromtu Jason Statham movie bloc (The Bank Job and Crank) delayed my posting. Anyways I think it’s perhaps safe to say the Chiefs got their swagger back. Or perhaps Levko Koper was worried I forgot his name and tossed up two goals and two assists. OW OW OWWWWWW. Oh look, Drayson Bowman isn’t the only one putting up post season points. And I laiiiiike it, I laiiiiiike it a lot. Tyler Johnson put up two goals and not to be left out of the fun Stefan Ulmer was like “you think defensemen can’t score? try me.” Levko Koper posts a saucy plus 3. So CUPCAKES FOR KOPER. He can have some of the salted caramel ones I baked yesterday. Dustin Tokarski stopped 32 of 33 pucks, rawr. The return of Trevor Glass and Ryan Letts was the kick in the ass some of the boyos needs. I love you, Chiefs. And you were 100 percent on the power play! Alright all of you can have some cupcakes, but Lev gets firsties.
For a Wednesday game, the arena was a bit of a morgue. There were toe tags everywhere. But that might have been the Seattle Thunderbirds. They were uhhhh kinda errrr destroyed? Two hat tricks to be had. You would think the dude in 116 would end up with one year of free Comcast since two hatties occured. But who knows. Drayson Bowman had two goals via penalty shots. Schultzie is right, Baby Pickard is just adorable and button nosed. Tyler Johnson had a hattie. Ondrejjjjj Romannnnn had a goal. Dustin Tokarski was just off. It was comedy of errors though. During practice he stepped on a refs leg and skated off like it never happened. In the first he lost his stick and Mike Reddington was a gent lent him his stick. Then when Toka was making the swich he like tripped and bonked into the boards grabbing his stick. Then a few times during the game to cover the puck he just went down flat on his back, like he was either on the Drop part of Stop Drop and Roll. Or was trying to play dead so a grizzly would stop attacking him.
Chiefs take the cake with a 7-3 victory. The player magnet was Mitch Wahl. He was rather quiet. Oh well.
Cowen Watch: no where to be seen. However Schultz sent this my way from one of her commenters.
all better!
THOSE WILL FIX COWEN! Cupcakes for Cowen. Start your ovens. Buy them here.
The day of February the 14th is a bleak day for many. Even when with a lovely, there is the sense of doom of the date going bad and perhaps allergic reactions. Chucking all expectations of the day out the window I spent most of it in my pyjamas enjoying various games on Center Ice. Then for the Leafs and Pens I slid on over for my Princess Game Thread duties on Pension Plan Puppets. Once again, I expected doom. Or rather I expected a solid start and then a spectacular meltdown. Or a meltdown and then a spectacular finish. You never know with the Leafs. It’s a tumultuous relationship. A rough start but the Leafs seemed to pull it together. I missed nearly all the third as I had the Chiefs game to attend. I pull out my phone and check the final; 6-2. WHAT? Is this right? I in fact texted someone else to verify this was indeed the score. I had a skip in my step for the Chiefs game, Buck Night/Cheerstix aside.
There were are lot more leggings/pirate boots/hair extensions out that normal. I was confused and remembered this is how some broads dress for the occasion. The amount of hairspray was alarming.
The Chiefs were clicking from the start which is a good thing since they have seemed a bit off lately. Sure they can get the job done but there was a bit of a laziness and cutting corners. Four goals the Chiefs put up in the first. Somehow the Oil Kings snuck one in, but literally no one saw it so I will chalk it up to an accounting error and that it shouldn’t have even counted. The second period the demolition and dismantling of the Oil Kings was swift and surgical. And another four goals were put up. The third period seemed like the boyos were holding back, perhaps not wanting to totally go for the jugular and the Oil Kings snuck in one more goal. However the Chiefs returned with three goals including two by Dustin Donaghy which were assisted by Ryan Letts.
Final damage; 11-2 Chiefs.
Now for the matter of cupcakes. Look at this;
my my that's a lot of action...
Now, the cupcake awards. Clearly there is no one individual as this game was gasp! shock! awe! a team effort. So I am thinking the whole crew is getting cuppycakes. Like each player is getting like 3 dozen cupcakes. I’d do the math, but I think I will be in the kitchen for like the next 5 days or something. God that is a lot of butter…
Pictures to come soon as I am having technical difficulties with the laptop. Again.
Heard said by a Edmonton scratch: DUDE YOU JUST HAVE TO SEE THIS CHICK. JUST WAIT TIL YOU SEE HER. Who was the her? One of the Chiefs girlfriends. She likes her bronzer…
Ryan Letts, Happy Birthday! I hope you liked the deep fried Oreos.
Ok so The Panel and I decided this had to be like the best game. Ever. Of all time. Where do I begin with the utter awesomeness? Ok welllllll I thought Ondrej Roman was going to punch someone. He was getting feisty. I laiiiike it. I laiiiiike it a lot. So many goals scored by the Chiefs and Dustin Tokarski was flawless. Again. 6-0, thanks for coming out Kootenay. The Ice started to show their frustrations in the second when the fights started breaking out. Levko Koper fought again. You know what? Here is your penalty summary;
whoa.
At one point the Ice decided to get all up in Tokarski’s Kool Aid which he never takes kindly to. There was smack talk with the Ice goalie. I was hoping with my heart of hearts for a goalie fight. But he knew better. Instead he popped his jersey and pointed at the scoreboard. I sure do pick the good ones.
Anyways I could probably go on about how the Chiefs were great and fighting the bounciness of the puck in the first and the passing was quite lovely. I mean Tyler Johnson had two goals and Bowman, Donaghy, Spurgeon and Wahl put some points up. But instead, let’s do a picture post.
Wahl and Spurgalicious observe fisticuffs.
"I said your mom is a real classy lady!"
the awesome mask. until I come up with a better name than the girlie mask.
Andddddd Luke Schenn continues to be on my top list of hockey boyfriends. I mean I am a sucker for defenseman and goalies…and fowards….shit. Oh I am off task. Yes, Schenngasms. He just shows undending enthusiasm that reminds me of Scrappy Doo. His “lemme at em”-ness is just charming and endearing. I am quite aware I am not the only one swooning. I think The Vesa is too;
they laiiiike each other. they laiiiike each other a lot. no that joke doesn't get old.
What really sealed the deal was this video clip. YOU GOT SCHENN’D, PENS!
Schenn call me? You can email me too. Or facebook me. Or IM me. Really. I luff you.
Oh shit, I forgot to do cupcakes. Uhm I’d give a bunch to Toka for being studly. And then some for everyone else. Extra for Jared Cow Cow as he is out injured. Get better, kitten! Your other half misses you. I mean, you two are The Jareds.
This was a quite the stuffed day for me and hockey. I was in one of the legendary and classic Melt Your Face Off liveblogs for the skills competition. It came out of nowhere but I think I am crushing on Evgeni Malkin. As I told the Puck Huffers regarding Malkin: What is this feeling in my swimsuit areas? I was told to get used to it. So yes there were things? Also I have a thing for Jay Bouwmeester I think. He looks like he’d do my math homework for me. Like I could somehow lure him in by talking Warcraft then BAM! Homeboy is standard deviation’ing it all up for me. What a kitten. Tim Thomas looks like he works at the Home Depot making him oddly appealing. Like he is a radass goalie, then he’d caulk my tile and find studs to hang shit up. Dreamy right?
Other things occured outside of my superficial musings. Andrew Cogliano skated ridiculously fast. Alexander Ovechkin won the breakaway naturally. Malkin snagged the accurate mothafucka of the evening. Zdeno Chara scared people by smacking a puck at 105 miles an hour. Terrifying. Absolutely.
For the Strapping Young Gents Game it was the Frosh vs the Sophs. Blah blah. LUKE SCHENN SCORED A GOAL.
Then tonight the Chiefs took on the Tri City Americans for one of the things I hate most in this world and that is CheerStix/Buck Night. Seriously, they should hand out Vicodin at the door or something. The game was allegedly sold out. But those with corporate season tickets usually can’t bother to show up. Whatever. Carry on.
I was actually dreading this game since I know that Tri has been on quite the rampage. Pessimist here, remember that. The game was actually quite brilliant. Ondrej Roman continues his streak of being Mr Productive. And I must say it’s quite hot. Ondrej should have been back a while ago, who knows how many billions of points he would have had by now. Dustin Tokarski continues to wear the girlie mask which might need renamed since he wins with it. Brady Calla/Brody Jenner scored on the penalty kill in the first and I wondered if I was high. The second period was chock-full of dramz. There were fights. Like a ton of them within the first few seconds of the period.
TXT from Schultzie; what the fuck?!
TXT reply from WAC;I have noooooooo clue. I don’t know who your fighters are. But ours are sooooooo not Cowen and Koper.
That’s right Levkooooo Koperrrr fought. And so did Jared Cowen. He does not like it when people get close to Tokarski. It was quite strange. Since Cowen is someone I have always viewed as some enormous puppy. Then he was like RAWR SMASH. It was interesting. Oh Drayson Bowman fought twice in the game. What is going on with that boy? Holy penalties….Anyways the Chiefs won. The boys looked very sharp and crisp. Oops I accidentally typed Crips the first time. They are so gangsta. Anyways the passing was charming and the goals were pretty. There were alleged Chalupas.
OMG CUTE NEWS ITEM NUMBER ONE: Drew Owsley is like the most adorable little goalie evarrrrrr. I wanted to feed him cookies and Capri Suns. He is a baby, shorter than Tokarski. I just wanted to hug him and carry him around with me. Also in OMG CUTE NEWS ITEM NUMBER TWO: the Hockey Armor tiny tot picked to stand with the starting line was tres adorbs. Some little five year old. I assume Toka was cooing “skate over here kiddo….” He was better than I would be on skates. Then it looked like he was skating for the Ams bench and Tyler Johnson was like “thisaway.” OMG CUTE NEWS ITEM NUMBER THREE: During some play Tokarski like jumped in the air like he was clicking his heels or something. I for sure I laughed out loud.
Last night the Chiefs played the Portland Winterhawks and I am reallllllly getting tired of typing that sentence. Anyways, the game looked super sexy because it was on a real television network, FSN so the production values were in the tens maybe twenties of dollars. I am used to the five dollar Comcastic broadcasts that at times appear to be created in some shack with a Maglite. But that’s not the point, is it? I should be thrilled at times the WHL decided to join this current technological age and decided to bring some games to bits and pieces of the masses.
Oh yeah. Portland. I was a bit miffed at first at the butchering of a certain goaltender’s name. But then all was right. And the Winterhawk announcers were crushing on Dustin Tokarski hardcore. It was a bit embarrassing.Their adoration was quite apparent in the second intermission interview. “So, Dustin, what’s it like to be so awesome and have so many trophies? You are gonna win more right? You don’t even play for us and yet we feel our pants tightening.”
Tokarski wasn’t wearing his usual mask. He was wearing his other mask I need to post a picture of that, I call it the girlie mask. It just lacks the studliness of his standard goalie mask but I won’t entirely knock it since he won, stopping 30 of 31 shots. The one that was let his he probably could have had. He shook his head and probably swore under his breath. Which is really what I like to see in a goalie. Take some goddamn notes Vesa Toskala. Passion and caring, try it out sometime.
Oh but who was the Chief of the game? Considering the final damage was 7-1. I have quite a lot of options. Well I think it would default to Drayson Bowman for scoring his 100th goal as a Chief. Half a cuppy cake for Brody Jenner/Brady Calla getting into fisticuffs. Ondrej Roman gets a good eight cupcakes or so for scoring his first goal since returning to Spokane roster. Tyler Johnson scored two goals and looked entirely bored doing it. Perhaps Bro-J will share some frosting with him.
Tonight is the teddy bear toss night, or one of the coolest things that the W does. It’s awesome because throwing things on the ice is fun and it’s for a great cause. Round up a bunch of teddy bears. No really, do it. I took 15 last year. When the first Chiefs goal is scored, start tossing. The bears will then be rounded up and taken to some kiddos this holiday season.
Also for the children; one of my favorite charities is Child’s Play. Created by Tycho and Gabe of Penny Arcade to show gamers can do good. Child’s Play teams up with childrens hospitals across the globe creating wish lists. The lists have everything from DS Lites and Xboxs to books and DVDs. Hospitals rely on these things to make the time spent there by the patient and families a bit brighter. Some kids may not be able to leave their bed, but they can still play Mario Kart. You can view the map here and look to see if a hospital in your area is listed. They appreciate every little bit even if it’s something as simple as batteries. If you prefer, you can always just make a donation to Child’s Play. Here is a good rundown if you have any questions at all.
-My darlings are on Team USA! Making the team is Drayson Bowman, Mitch Wahl and Tyler Johnson. Story here.
-Congrats Dustin Tokarski and Jared Spurgeon! You have been selected to maybe be selected for Canada’s National Junior. More story.
-Stefan Ulmer makes Team Austria. Go get em, Ulmz. Oh yeah, read on…
If you have any tips, phone numbers, mayhjah issues, Mustache Monday submissions or don't like the flavor of Haterade; wraparoundcurl@gmail.com
On the docket;
Toronto: Spring Break. The TO could use a dame of my caliber.
hockey boyfriend power rankings.
1. Dustin Tokarski, you will probably always occupy the number one slot. Nice job ninjaing the starting goalie slot for the Admirals.. 2 Kyle Beach, we are just like John Bender and Clare Standish in the Breakfast Club and I sorta love you. 3. Milan Lucic, babe I think I am suffering from Lucic Lust... 4. Sean Avery, you scored two goals on the Leafs and all I could do was giggle.
Gretz by Scott.
