Go back to the ‘Couv!
We pulled it off. And now is the round I dread the most; Tri Cities.
I honestly I am too hopped up on a cherry Coke and cotton candy to write this post. I might have to do it in the morning.
Instead, I will leave you with this. The greatest song in the history of man.
Kids, get your cowbells ready. We are going to Tri.
C’mon Chiefs. Let’s beat the ‘Couv tonight. Then take on, uhm uhhhh errr Tri Cities. Fuck.
Because I can, one of my favorite bits from one of my favorite movies. What? You have never seen Empire Records? Ugh. Don’t talk to me until you have.
Alright, so the Chiefs shut down the Giants. Down and out, even. 4-0. Game Six will be on Monday in Spokane and Seven on Tuesday if needed. Right now the series stands at 3-2 Spokane. This just might be doable. Clearly, David Rutherford has been the star of this post season action.
The lines were shuffled up last night and for the better. Roman had two assists in the first period. Helping out Justin Falk and Rutherford. Rutherford and Falk helped Drayson Bowman in the third. Tyler Johnson closed the game with an empty netter.
Tokarski saves! Stopping 22 of the Giants shots.
Keep it up, boys. I might allow those wretched play off beards.
That was some Freaky Friday action. It was just like watching the game the other night except this time it was the Chiefs scoring all the goals. In fact, the final score was 4-1. So really, it was Groundhog’s Day, but this time everything was fixed and went in our favor.
David Rutherford posted two goals. Which is nice because the ‘Couv’s goalie, Tyson Sexsmith is one of his good friends. Clearly, Rutherford knew how to get up in his Kool Aid. Also, I am fairly certain Sexsmith’s mask has scantily clad women painted on it. Perhaps it’s the Playboy version of Johnny Canuck.
Mitch Wahl scored and Levko Koper had an empty netter in about the last thirty seconds. After the game, the Giants decided to clear the bench and scream at the refs for their calls. Really, the refs were incredibly fair tonight. I was impressed and all the Giants should have gotten penalized for being unsportsmanlike when the buzzer sounded.
So with the series tied, it’s time to play in Vancouver. Best of luck boys and all that. Oh and I understand for this round of playoffs y’all aren’t shaving. Uhm, please shave. You all look homeless. And unclean. You were all pretty and clean for the first round and you swept the Silvertips. So lets shave off the goatees. Most of you are too young to grow them anyways. I will bring you some Gillette and a razor.
All hail Saint Tokarski, for he saves us all.
Chiefs lost last night, 4-1. I have no reason to hate. Really the ‘Couv and Spokane are evenly matched and the Giants just were better. I hope it gets figured out on Sunday. That’s not too much to ask.
I suppose details will follow, analyzing just how the Chiefs were bested.
And the Chiefs sweep Everett! That’s right, ‘Tips. Chiefs drink your milkshake, they drink it right up.
That perhaps was an overused joke to some Academy Award winning movie that I was saving in my back pocket. But I got it all out of my system.
Judd Blackwater, Mitch Wahl and Levko Koper had goals against the ‘Tips and Dustin Tokarski was in the pipes.
The Chiefs will kick off games one and two of the next round at home versus the Vancouver Giants. The Giants have the ever so stellar Tyson Sexsmith, whose supreme goalie status rivals that of Saint Tokarski. Game one will take place Friday April 4th and game two will be Sunday the 6th.
BTW, the ‘Couv won the Memorial Cup last season. So yeah.
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